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say u wer using a fone that can send emails (iphone blackberry etc.) problem solved.
Doesn't even have to be an iPhone/Blackberry, any phone with a GPRS connection will do.
Damn that was stupid of you
haha lolroflomgqwertywtf
is this what technology has done to us?!
tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff
haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?
technically, you actually can have email working when the internet isn't. they use different ports. but yeah, it's pretty unlikely, so that was still a pretty stupid idea.
haha that's just stupid.
I could see how someone would do that though. You send the email and then you realize what you did. haha, damn.
say u did it wit emailed it with moms 3g iphone
and u couldnt do the homework on the iphone cuz screens to small
Tell her you sent the email using your smartphone. Lots of phones can send email but very few can open docs. Problem solved.
How is this not your own damn fault? You ignored your homework and you got caught. I hope the penalties were steep for you.
wow #8 & #9 this FNL was the most deserved FNL ever! You all agreeing with it makes yall completely retarded!
How do some of these FNLs make it through moderation?
It's maybe 1% FNL, 99% YDI. This is FMyLife.com, not YouDeservedIt.com.
Sweet, I love it when liars fail because of being lazy & sloppy. You either have an excuse that you are ready to back up even in court, or you tell the truth.
That was stupid, but to be honest I think the whole idea of "you deserved it" is lame. Even after you totally put something upon yourself, you can still think DID I JUST DO THAT? FNL!
There is no reason why you ddin't deserve this. You should feel pretty stupid. :P
20- Saying "yall" doesn't make you sound all that smart, either. =
And yeah... Smooth move. =p
I think we got the point, you don't have to keep suggesting the smartphone idea
Lying & saying you used a phone is dumb. You can easily look at the email headers & prove you didn't use a phone to send that email. Then you're in even more trouble.
yeah, it won't work on a blackberry because it'll read, "sent via blackberry" on your email if you did.
tell her you asked a friend to email her for you!
I love how everyone just keeps suggesting the phone thing.
As if everyone is used to getting by with this slacker behavior.
Look, you would have been just fine if you actually did your damn homework. You didn't, and now you pay the price. What's the worst that could happen? You get a zero on an assignment? This is NOT a FNL at all.
Trust me, I'm not defending this guy, 'cause let's be honest...that was truly stupid and doing the work would have saved a whole lot of hassle. However that doesn't mean it isn't an FNL. He didn't do the work, got caught lying, and realized that he was stupid enough to basically rat himself out. Haven't you ever done anything dumb and said to yourself: "That was so stupid....I can't believe I did that...FNL"? Even if you brought on yourself...?
This remind me one day when I told my boss my car broke as I waved at him in the parking lot. lolololo.
But don't stress it. Some teachers are pretty cool with students. They want you to learn, so I'm sure she'll work something out for you. Just go up, say that you really want to make up the assignment, and I'm sure something can be worked out.
#4 - this excuse won't work for webmail
the email from cellphone is the best excuse... if you have a phone that's not over 9000 years old.
hey instead of giving him/her suggestions guys.. lets just call him/her a dumbass.. cause he/she is a dumbass.
#62 You're right, let's give him/her suggestions. Next time you get an assignment like this, you should... not be so much of a dumbass again.
might be the 67th person to say that was a dumb move. cell phone email maybe?
damn thats probably the damn dumbest shit ever.....lol but i aint gonna you a dumbass 67 people is more than enough
LOL people are so emotional! Calm down. We're all either in high school or have been in high school, so we've all been there at one point or another. None of you were/are perfect students. So stop being pretentious and appreciate the funny story.
HAHAHAH dude, you gotta use your brain. THINK b4 you speak. not speak b4 you think.
Akin to telling your teacher that your dog ate your homework when you own a cat.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
that is hilarious
just some advice: never use the internet as an excuse
hahaha say your parents grounded you or something
well actually you could have said you just used someone else's internet and told your teacher..
Say you sent the email from your phone, but couldnt see the homework on it because the screen is too small.
you forget to do homework because you were still a lil drunk from the night before?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
oops, i just spilt some beans. O_O
Real smooth.
Hehe good one xD
Thats like when we had to screenshot the page where we passed the test, and the stamp it gives you. I was too lazy, so I photoshopped it and sent it to my teacher. I was really proud, I did a great job on it. The only thing was that I had accedently sent it as a Photoshop file.
I think ill post it xD
i fi've learned one thing bout lying it is that i SUK @ it so just dont do it n hey buddy hedz up nxt time... think logically
Live Love Laugh
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Moral: Think about the excuse you're giving, and more importantly how not to condradict it.
at least she probably thought it was funny ... if she had a good sense of humor
113 comments and nobody thought to point out the difference between the "web" and the "internet" to #5.
I feel ashamed to be here.
Haha #20, if the "y'all" was supposed to be a sarcastic joke, then that's laughable, but otherwise, if you're using it in its real sense, then you've GOT to be kidding. Talking about a paradox.
Anyway. Nice one: emailing the teacher. xD I'd probably do the same thing if I was drunk, high and had a concussion.
LMAO ive almost done that but i caught myself before i went through with the thought xD we all have those moments but... wow
HAHA!! YOUR SUCH A RETARD!!!
i did something like that once.
i told my tracher that i lost internet connection and couldnt do my hw. My mom e-mailed her that i had been really busy. i got sent to the principal :(
just say you got a low internet connection using someone else's wifi connection.. just good enough to barely send an email. there you go.
hands up anyone who thinks that the dumbest FNL on here. My hand's defenetely up.
You totally deserved that one. But congrats on the top spot of all time for flop FNL's!
Haha that is maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard - and certainly the kind of thing that I'd do myself :P. Good on you :)
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# 17, learn how to speak without swearing.
Some people have university degrees & this isn't even the site to judge people, we're not at school! I think you should get some manners.
# 12, don't let this person get to you, some people just don't know how to talk nicely.
& that was funny =)!
hahaha #128 morse code. thatd be FUNNYYYYY!!!
sorry, dude, that really suckz. i almost did that once, too.
what the flipping dang
READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE REPEATING THEM A HUNDRED TIMES!
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I think we all get it. SAY YOU USED A PHONE OR FRIENDS HOUSE. Stop repeating the same ideas. Oh, and 20 didn't say "y'all", they said "you all", which isn't dumb.
Like my annoying assistant principal said every day "think before you act."
Also, I'm guessing you're not very bright.
I have e-mail on my cellphone, but not webbrowsing. :) Could say you have the same thing?
#173 r u completely stupid everyone needs commen sense u idiot otherwise u would be a complete failure
LMAO. and #178 just because people have common sense doesnt mean they use it.
Ha! That's not one of the smartest things to do.
Next time think twice before clicking send. :P
you could have just said it was from your blackberry or something (the email)
jajaja...I did something similar like that, my friend called me asking for me to pick him up from work and I told him I was at school, he called my house phone and I picked up. It was right when I was about to have sex, I wasnt thinking straight
i think most of us have done - or at least come close to doing - something this stupid. my advice is, if you're going to bullshit, know your stuff. text a friend who's willing to cover for you and ask *them* to email the professor and say your internet is down, or that your internet is down and you sent the email from a friend's computer.
wow this isnt even a FNL moment
this is yo im f***in retarded moment
im sorry but how dumb can you get
wow this isnt even a FNL moment
this is yo im f***in retarded moment
im sorry but how dumb can you get
Tell her your dog ate the internet cable and shocked your PC which then caused your Hard Drive to explode and it is a miracle that you survived, you sent the e-mail from your friends house.
Problem solved.
number 203 your too funny (: hehehehe and mr email dude... you need to learn to make better excuses please and thank you (;
You're an idiot.
But if asked I would say that I was on the library computer.
lol. One of my friends has claimed that his house didn't have electricity, and sent his teacher an email saying so. (NO he doesn't have a phone that can send emails. And you can't use a laptop to send one cuz how can you have internet connection in your house if you don't have electricity)
Fucking A! Way to show that teacher that you you're an idiot! Maybe you should have listened and done your homework
Wow. Next time..Tell her you JUST got a new Ipod touch and you emailed her off there! (Yes. The Ipod touch's have Mail.) YDI
#22: then she could just say, "why didn't you do your homework in the library"
Lazy! Just pull an all-nighter if you wanted it done. Don't shirk your responsibilities! Man, you've got to be smarter than that if you plan on lying.
thats just plain genius. thats like saying you're dying to your teacher just to get out of homework, then she comes to your house the week later to give her "last goodbyes". gah der!
wow you failed horribly....you shouldnt lie and your life isnt fucked.......get over it
if i were the teacher, instead of giving you detention or a 0 or whatever, id prob just make you tell the whole class what you did and let them laugh at you hahahahahaha.
well...I think that It was very stupid, but I bet the teacher got a good laugh at It. HaHa.
God damn This would make a great FNL over 241 people on FNL saying How stupid You are LMAO
i did the same thing in my college astronamy class , i lost 6 credit ahours
but still it was funny :'D
wow ydi... you should have known... lol thats what u get for lying to her anyway.
Just say you sent it through your phone or something like that.
But you're kind of stupid.
And YDI for being dishonest.
And also, if you're this stupid, maybe you should pay more attention in school.
bahahah something that me and my amazing bffs would do....and i would be terribly proud of it! :D
lmfao. You should have said that you were borrowing your neighbors computer..... just to let her know the problem..... and that you could only use their computer for a few minutes..... nahh. Did she reply?
lollll, I want to know what she said! Although you could have sent it off your phone or someone elses computer or something..?
Oh dude, I've definitely been there.
My favorite backpedal?
"I sent you the email from the library this morning. I wanted to let you know ASAP so you wouldn't think I had just forgotten about it and made up an excuse when I walked in" ;P
Teachers still know you're bullshitting but at least you're recovering a little bit of dignity.
HAHA Smart.You could have said you used a friends computer for the email,then again,you probably could have used the friends computer to do your assignment also.lol
YDI for academic dishonesty.
If you actually couldn't get it done (like if you were busy with other homework) then a teacher understands that, and all you have to do is tell her. There is no need to lie.
But if you could, and instead you were watching T.V, then you are just lazy.
"I am a French teacher and, despite my best efforts, my students are retarded. FNL."
retard...seriously next time don't forget to take your meds that add can be a killer
Haha I could really have seen myself doing that when I was still in public school last year, lmao
Haha. Well YDI for lying. But you could have said you were using a phone to e-mail her.(:
I'll apologize in case someone said this, but why does everyone keep suggesting using a friends house? If you use your friend's internet to send an email, you can still use your friends internet to do homework, which pretty much still leaves you without an excuse. Just throwin that out there.
with msn internet you can send e-mails by clicking *work from offline* you could tell ur teacha u have that. tell her the next day though, not through another e-mail.
lmaooooooooooooooo u killledd it ahahhaahhahahahahaha
reallllyyyy thatsss nott smart lmaoo :P:P:P doesntt matttterrr (:
shellll just tell u offff lollll
Though I know I'd do this, it is maybe a tad... dumb. If I were you, I'd just tell the teacher, and maybe they'd let you off with a warning.
You could tell her that you did it at the library, and they only allow a certain ammount of time on librabry computers.
Dude that's a big time fail I don't know what's worse how stupid that was or how stupid you are.
haha at #325 and jst think of all the people who dont know about this site lol
im sure thatthere is still
millions mre people that think you are retarded =D
Nice job you probably wouldve gotten away with it if you did something else like idk.
Wow. Did you forget to use your brain too? That was definitely not a smart move. Here's a thought, next time do your homework. OMG!!! Logic! It's fun to use your brain, isn't it?
So I'm just going to assume your too dumb to just say you emailed her from a smartphone or something? Jesus some people who post on this site seem like they have a negative IQ...
Haha... No worries. Everyone pulls stupid stunts like that... But that is one of the dumbest that I have ever heard. Lol
Couldve said that you were worried so you went to the library and sent the email. Teachers believe that crap
I email from my iPod touch. my pc is connected to the Internet via cable so maybe the ports on my modem/router might not work. it happens often to me. but you seem screwed so YDI.
If your dumb enough to do that then you probly have a shity grade anyway so who cares
I think you are the stupidest person I have ever heard a comment from...EVER!!!!!!
duh u idiot i asked my friend to print it out he/she had no ink then i asked him/her to send you that email i gave him/her my email and password to do it so you knew it was me not him/her
haha. lmao....
This is DEFINITELY something I would do **high five!**
but on the other hand, my French teacher is so stupid she would probably just reply with an email saying, "Aww, I'm so sorry your internet is down. I hope it feels better! *stares blankly into space...*"
hahahha. :)
Congrats!
You've won the "Winner!" medal!
Sorry. This was just one of those sarcastic moments.
#411, before you call anyone else dumb, maybe you should spell "piece" right...
Well actually if you told her that you were on an Ipod Touch or Iphone. It might have worked
wow, u should NOT have kids. dont keep that stupidity gene alive. also #409, way to discredit the stereotype that all French people are snobs. FAILURES, BOTH OF YOU!
u are the worlds biggest idiot u know that!!!!!!!
i bet u felt smart when u realized what u did?????
Wow. KILL YOURSELF!! your the reason stupid people exist. STOP BREEDING! WE DONT WANT YOU!!!
Once a student of my uncle (he was a chemistry professor) handed in a paper that seemed familiar, he put it in a plagerism checker, he found an exact match, to a paper written by him (my uncle).
Thats why you should never use grass type pokmon against fire pokemon becuase they will all DIE.
ughh. for some reason, the update today messed up 'FNL' and put the top worst FNL's in the section where recent should go!
Honestly, this sounds like something in the Humour section of a forum, not something that actually happened.
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YDI for being too lazy to do your homework. I hope your French teacher gave you an F, because you just FAIL.
Teachers always know when u tell a lie. Be extra careful...YDI u should hve waited till morning to tell her or hve mom write a note (if ur parents would do that)
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im falling outta my chair now. sounds like something i would do!!! :D
You could have sent it from your phone. believe me, i have done that one before XD!
The sad thing is that I've done this too. I got out of it by claiming my roommate sent the e-mail.
Wow, that was bad :P
Btw, you could just say you had a iPhone or something...
If you don't have an iphone and want one for free, just sign up here, and earn it for free in no time:) http://8abf799d.tinybucks.net
You are possibly one of the dumbest people is have ever heard of. Frankly speaking, you are stupid as hell.
YDI ! Common sense should have made you realize that it was an ONLINE assignment.. Very dumb of you to send an email to your teacher.
XD, I swear this one cracked me up so good! I'm actually crying right now! I can't sleep knowing that i haven't finished my homework, laaaame but the teachers in my school are scaryy... o_0
i dont know what to say.
except the fact you are by far one of the most dumb ass people ive ever seen.
well. ..he could have sent it from his phone I guess, but the OP deserved it 10?
is ir hair blonde by any chance?
and to any1 who said use ur phone ur all dumbasses becuz to send email via phone u still need ur internet unless brokein to somone elses
If you had the time to write up an e-mail, do the worksheet. Ever thought of that?
and the award for biggest dumbass of the year goes to... OP!!!! congrats!!!!! dumbass