Basically, I hate people like you, you arrogant son of a bitch. Oooh, I'm so impressed you can name basketball players. Wooptie fucking do. Can you do 8th grade Alegbra? Yeah, didn't think so, fat ass. Also, I hate you, another arrogant son of a bitch. Oooh, I'm so impressed that you can throw around computer terms. Wow, you paid a lot for that in college (well, technically, I paid a lot for it since your parents can't get their act together) when you could've just gone to a technical school. This is why you have to have a girlfriend who's 15 years old. No one else, especially not me, is impressed. P.S. I'm married, dickface, so stop living in your 9th grade dream of dating me by putting little