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I suspect that she is actually confused from the shit loads of meds that they give you! She shouldn't be out of hospital if she is still behaving like this.
#21, not all FNLs are funny. A lot of them are not funny at all - hence, "FNL". This isn't 4chan... we're not ruthlessly tormenting everybody who posts - trolls do that. And really, its his aunt who is ill, and he just ate a bunch of crayons, so FHL indeed.
Yeah, Janah_the_ENP, that IS just you. That's a really fucking shitty thing to say and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Sure am glad she didn't run out of crayons.
But yes, Katie, we would laugh at cancer- it's the second funniest health implication next to diabetes.
You're a sick individual. My granny passed away to cancer, and I saw what it did to her. Your disgusting.
I agree because sadly enough, that's the way human nature is. Like W.C. Fields once remarked, "Comedy is tragedy happening to others."
The fact that she is mentally ill isnt funny. What she DID is funny. Someone putting crayola markers in icing and then having someone else eat is fucking hilarious regardless of WHY the person put the crayola in the icing, whether its because they're a toddler or because they're fucking insane.
And no cancer isnt funny and you wouldnt laugh at the fact that someone has cancer. But no ones laughing at the fact that this woman is insane. The FNL didnt read, Today my aunt just got released from an institution LOLOLOLOOL. Its what she did that was funny. If someone dying of cancer did that it would still be funny.
Janah_the_ENP, have you ever SEEN anyone fall over? Except for in the movies, that is? It's not funny at all. It's startling, scary, and upsetting. You wonder if the person's all right, or if you just witnessed someone being injured, and have to do something about it. Have you any idea how much skill does it even require to fall in such a fashion that people would laugh? Gah!
Its not crayons, it was CRAYOLA markers. And laughing at other people just shows your own lack of humanity. Having someone slip on something is funny, as long as they laugh with you. The woman being insane is not. The only funny part was the Op most likely ate a whole bunch of the cookies. Whatever. Laughing at mentally handicapped people who fall just shows how shallow you are Janah_the_ENP. People like you make me angry, because its funny when it happens to other people but the moment you fell you would be bitching (most likely) because someone is laughing.
So true! This isn't fair. And if the person made this up it's definately not funny.
I have to be honest here ikaite, my grandfather died because of cancer and lung cancer is taking out my grandmother and my guy's dad has cancer, it's all tragic but yes I am likely to laugh at a joke made about cancer or some wacky issue they have. The reason why is because there is not a darn thing I can do about any of it and given the choice between laughing, crying, and rage, I'd rather laugh, so I choose to look for humor. As human beings everyone has different coping skills for different situations and you just got to accept that and not let it piss you off.
That having been said, I agree with several of the other posters, it's not the Aunt I laugh at, it's the situation because no one expects to be told they are eating Crayola marker. Imagine how stained the OP's tongue probably was.
lazytown is right. Don't eat stuff cooked by the obviously mentally ill. But here's the idea about laughing at situations that are truly bizarre, like someone getting fed crayola cookies by a person who was recently released from an institution: It is funny. We're not making fun of the aunt just by laughing at the situation. Life's tragedy is oftentimes funny. Actually, the funniest things are often that way because they touch an element of our own deep pain and truth, so stop with the moral high ground. Chances are, if his aunt were lucid, she's freakin' laugh at it.
c is for cookie, but k is for kooky XD sorry but yeah a little listerine, youll be fun. crayola is non toxic......
Well, at least they only tasted "a bit off." She could have used something toxic like paint or... I dunno, blood for red? Yummm, vampire cookies! lol
haha wow yup i can see why she was there in the first place your fault you thought they were greatt cookies grandma :)
i bet if you told her they were gross that she would cut you :)
haha. don't worry I have a crazy aunt as well....she tried making macaroni in a coffee pot...and always told me how the little leprechauns running around her house would still my keys. And that if you walked out the back door you would fall forever.
you need to ask permission before you start eating other people's food. it's disrespectful XD
I call bullshit. This is TV show material, not an accurate depiction of mental illness.
Well as a manic depressive
Thank you Ikatie!
I appreciate your stance!
Love and Hugs!
My thoughts exactly! :) And if the OP couldn't even taste the non-toxic crayola ink in the icing and wanted the recipe, it means they were good! No harm done! OP: YDI for causing people to trash you aunt online.
If you look the OP didn't inquire about the recipe because they wanted to make the cookies. The OP asked about the ingredients because the cookies tasted a bit off. That would mean that the OP could taste the marker. Still not really any harm done because it's non-toxic ink but it was clearly stated that the cookies tasted wrong.
just wondering.... how can you not tell the difference between icing and marker?
wow the only idiot here is the OP for not noticing there were scribbles on a cookie.
She was RELEASED so obviously even the certified psychologists thought she was sane. If a certified psychologist told me my aunt was sane enough to do something as simple as baking cookies I would believe them.
23- I agree, if she's acting that way then she should still be in the institution.
36- you are sick, and you disgust me. I've known many people to die of cancer (and it wasn't their fault that they got it, so don't try to say "they deserved it") and my uncle just died from diabetes (again, it wasn't his fault he got it, so you can't say that he deserved it, he had it from a young age and type 1, not type 2 (type 2 is the kind you get from being fat. Which he wasn't.) so #36, you're a horrible person. I don't know how you live with yourself.
I'm pretty sure #36 was being sarcastic. The person he was replying to was equating laughing at this situation to laughing at someone with cancer.
#47 Ever heard the expression "Do not feed the trolls"?
I have a grandmother who has pretty severe Alzheimers, she says and does some weird stuff but my mum who looked after her for years can laugh about it. When my grandmother is told some of the stuff she's said in the past she can laugh about it too. Stop being so uptight folks, if you don't have a close relative with a similar illness you have no idea what you're talking about.
I would like to point out that the subject of this FNL was not to insult his aunt in any way, but to point out that he ate market. And honestly, lecturing people about morales on this site is pointless as no one will ever listen.
oh and to 48
you're very lucky to have a grandmother who is aware she has the illness. mine lives in our house due to it and refuses to take medication for it. she also calls me a "little bitch" because I don't feed her dinner a second time because she forgot she's already had it. I wish I could joke around about it with her.
@47 have you ever heard of sarcasm? that's what #36 was using. If not then he is an ass.
Be grateful it was just that. I used to work in a daycare and let me tell you we need to keep eyes open to not let the kids eat the crayons a lot of the time. Non toxic ftw.
you should have thought to yourself "should i eat something made by someone who was in an institution?" idiot
Hence the old saying: "Don't eat the cookies made by your recently institutionalized auntie" silly you