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I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop.
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ptrek85
ptrek85
Apr 17, 2009
03:50 AM

Really? Are you that stupid? YDI

clarj305
clarj305
Jun 22, 2009
06:20 PM

wow im so trying that one day hahaha! u got bad luck man but ur funny as fuck so it makes up for it

lolpwntdumass
lolpwntdumass
Feb 8, 2010
11:46 PM

lmfao. can't wait to get a car...

dino_witha_cape
dino_witha_cape
Apr 17, 2009
03:52 AM

what? how does that even work?

happy_ness
happy_ness
Apr 17, 2009
03:53 AM

hahaaha.
sounds like something i'd love to try!

OfficerNelson
OfficerNelson
Aug 13, 2009
02:10 AM

Impersonating a police officer, unlawful use of emergency lights, illegal installation of emergency lights, illegal use of an emergency vehicle siren, and enough traffic violations to fill a book all add up to a very nice arrest record if you're being serious. I wish I was that cop - those points would add up like a pinball machine.

For the record, undercover cops don't pull over vehicles for traffic violations anymore for this exact reason - people kept calling 911 thinking the cops weren't real cops. Think before you act like a fucking idiot. YDI.

what_the_fail
what_the_fail
Jan 31, 2010
05:45 PM

Thanks for the explanation Officer Douchebag. Why don't you go eat a bacon filled donut or something you pig. Its cops like you who make daily life for people suck by arresting for petty offences. I mean you pigs will arrest a kid for smoking cigarettes and give out some outrageous traffic ticket, but you wont do anything about the numerous and dangerous gangs will you? Not only do i smell bacon, i also smell pussy.

quotecentral
quotecentral
Jan 31, 2010
11:10 PM

hhaha you're a fucking joke!
you think cops stand around all day?
the majority of them actually do their jobs k? the ones that sit at corners looking for speeders etc, that's because they're NEW COPS, and are only trained to do that.
and you commenting on how they should catch gangs and shit, well FYI it's not exactly easy. I'd like to see you do that and then have to deal with the 95% of teens who completely disrespect cops, which clearly would make your job harder.
wanna know why cops are so bloody rude to stupid shit-disturbing teenagers? because of the lack of respect. you think they're Pigs? are you the one that has to deal with telling families when a member dies? can you imagine telling someone parents their kid has died?
personally, i think YOU are the "pig" in this situation and you should get a reality check.

Sunbolt
Sunbolt
Feb 2, 2010
10:24 PM

don't feed the trolls

lolpwntdumass
lolpwntdumass
Feb 8, 2010
11:47 PM

cops are fags. period.

nom_nom_nom
nom_nom_nom
Apr 17, 2009
03:57 AM

hahah YDI

ariaofdoom
ariaofdoom
Apr 17, 2009
03:57 AM

Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?

fif1189
fif1189
Apr 17, 2009
03:58 AM

You're an idiot. Impersonating a police officer is a serious crime. I hope that cop threw your sorry butt in jail.

4percent
4percent
Apr 17, 2009
03:59 AM

ahahaha
im with #3 on this one

Apr 17, 2009
03:59 AM

ha, have fun in jail

BigLord
BigLord
Apr 17, 2009
04:01 AM

Sooo... you DO know you can do way better than that in videogames, right?

Drode
Drode
Apr 17, 2009
04:04 AM

See this is why we dont try out the first idea that pops into our head. Seriously at what point did impersonating a police officer EVER sound like a good idea?
Where did you get the flashing lights to pull people over anyway?
And I hope you hadn't planned to get out of the car after pulling them over, cause then they'd just call the cops and report you for it once they realised you werent actually a cop.
YDI, definately. Enjoy your new criminal record.

alex_vik
alex_vik
Apr 17, 2009
04:06 AM

Have fun without a license or whatever they do for impersonating a police officer, disrupting the flow of traffic, and what other crap you did.

And #10 - I think they sell flashing lights at Hot Topic or other novelty shops.

Mnemic
Mnemic
Apr 17, 2009
04:07 AM

Owned! :D

Peterick
Peterick
Apr 17, 2009
04:08 AM

Get a life.

Bitts
Bitts
Apr 17, 2009
04:08 AM

I don't think "You Deserved That One" has ever been more true.

Night_Angel
Night_Angel
Apr 17, 2009
04:20 AM

What a douche bag. They need a 'what a fuckin idiot' option on this.

Orbit333
Orbit333
Apr 17, 2009
04:20 AM

lol how did it feel to be arrested for pretending to be a cop thats a story they will love to hear in prison...how bout you get yourself a hobby

Dreika
Dreika
Apr 17, 2009
04:20 AM

Wow that is illegal, unethical, obtuse and just lame and stupid. What was your plan next douche bag? To rob the people, harass them, follow them home, steal their car, scare the shit out of them? What if that was an elderly person? You do realize that people posing as cops have raped, murdered, assaulted and stole people's cars right? You are an ass hat and I hope get into serious trouble. Some things are funny, others are beyond moronic...they are dangerous.

clarj305
clarj305
Jun 22, 2009
06:24 PM

wow lighten the fuck up...wow...shit was funny and you fuckin know it. hahahaha bitch i laugh! learn to laugh in life god!! i hope wen i try this shit i pull u over lol

kismaa
kismaa
Apr 17, 2009
04:23 AM

i wish darwins law could be applied more often....

JBiz
JBiz
Apr 17, 2009
04:25 AM

@12 - "Today" is required to submit an FNL so it might not have happened recently and your confidence in whether this person is stupid or not is funny.

Dreika
Dreika
Apr 17, 2009
04:26 AM

Oh not too mention, it is arrogant fucks like you that make the rest of us scared to pull over for ACTUAL police officers because we hear of imbeciles like YOU! You do this for fun? That means you probably have a fake badge, ID and lights and sirens as well! I hope you pay big time for this! This is as bad as people who pretend to be homeless to guilt people into giving them money! Grrrr I am angry...

ghost18
ghost18
Apr 17, 2009
04:27 AM

stupid!that is not even possible dude! are you posting this while you are laying in bed in the cell?!huh?!

JBiz
JBiz
Apr 17, 2009
04:35 AM

@22 - read #20

permission2laugh
permission2laugh
Apr 17, 2009
04:42 AM

Lol this is funny if i was the undercover cop i would be laughing my head off while giving him a ticket

clarj305
clarj305
Jun 22, 2009
06:26 PM

thank you!!!

piderman13
piderman13
Apr 17, 2009
04:43 AM

hahaha for every one who thinks this is fake, i have tried this. the car i chased took off hahaha it was definitely fun and i only chased one car but yea its stupid, but still kinda fun and im glad i didn't actuallt get arrested haha

Ehlmaris
Ehlmaris
Apr 17, 2009
04:44 AM

In response to number 12:

I do not for one second believe that this is fake. A guy I went to high school with got busted a few months ago for posing as an undercover cop and pulling people over. However, he got a few of them before he got busted, so I doubt this is the same guy. Where'd he get the lights? Undercover cop, probably only needed a rotating red high-beam to stick on the dash. That would probably get most people.

Seriously though, you deserved it. That was just plain dumb.

Darth_Taco
Darth_Taco
Apr 17, 2009
04:49 AM

How are you not in jail for impersonating a cop? Well, thanks for the lolz.

Serial
Serial
Apr 17, 2009
04:51 AM

if only you pulled someone over who was doing the same thing you were doing

pinkbambi
pinkbambi
Apr 17, 2009
04:52 AM

If you want some fun, go out for the night or go to a movie. What you did is just stupid...

thugbert
thugbert
Apr 17, 2009
05:09 AM

How do you know he wasnt another jackass like you pretending to be an undercover cop? Except maybe he was pretending to be a sergeant, so he pulled pretend-rank on you?

Then the two of you could go to a pretend precinct headquarters and pretend to have an interrogation.

Anyway... how do you just "pull over cars"? And what happens if you pull over an armed ex-felon who has already decided he's "never going back to jail"?

YDDI

hannahgilb
hannahgilb
Apr 17, 2009
05:16 AM

I'm pretty sure this didn't happen. Work on your fiction.

Apr 17, 2009
05:23 AM

At what point did this strike you as a good idea?

PTERONOPHOBIA
PTERONOPHOBIA
Apr 17, 2009
05:39 AM
Ottawa_Sucks
Ottawa_Sucks
Apr 17, 2009
05:40 AM

When's the trial date? Impersonating an officer is pretty damn illegal.

superkid
superkid
Apr 17, 2009
05:44 AM

well did you ask if you could be his sidekick? :)

ArmoredSandwich
ArmoredSandwich
Apr 17, 2009
05:59 AM

WTF :/

And how would that even work?

mrdotkom
mrdotkom
Apr 17, 2009
06:15 AM

Lol with my cousins Fire chief car i pulled over some friends. No biggie. they got a laugh. but random people? thats just stupid.

as for undercover cops, they shouldn't be allowed at all to begin with

hidude12
hidude12
Apr 17, 2009
06:21 AM

so what goes through your mind is "Im bored... i think ill go commit a federal offense"

Altrown
Altrown
Apr 17, 2009
06:57 AM

Seriously? Are you retarded or something? I'm surprised you didn't go to jail.

imadonkeymoo
imadonkeymoo
Apr 17, 2009
07:13 AM

Hehheeheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehe idiot

spidersbitingyou
spidersbitingyou
Apr 17, 2009
07:16 AM

My Dad's a cop, and got fake pulled over once, he beat the shit out of the guy. Good job, asshole!

greenrapsody
greenrapsody
Apr 17, 2009
07:16 AM

what the fuck. seriously. YDI and more.

ophelia87
ophelia87
Apr 17, 2009
07:38 AM

See, here's the thing about this. What you did - impersonating a police officer - is a felony. And since you claim that a real plainclothes officer now knows what you did, I have an extraordinarily difficult time believing that you might be telling the truth. In fact, unless you're writing this after leaving the courthouse, I'm absolutely positive that you're full of shit. What you did or claim to have done is idiotic and just plain dangerous. Grow the f up, get a job, and stop harassing otherwise law-abiding citizens.

yourtinystar
yourtinystar
Apr 17, 2009
07:41 AM

And I highly doubt "for teh lulz" was a sufficient answer, amirite? Dumbass.

Apr 17, 2009
07:50 AM

I have four words for you: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

luxor21221
luxor21221
Apr 17, 2009
07:54 AM

This sounds like a beginning to some very psychopathic behavior. Next thing you know it, you'll be pulling over females and having your way with them. I hope you go to jail for this. And I hope that other inmates will have their way with you, up the ass.

gleidu77
gleidu77
Apr 17, 2009
08:10 AM

it's people like you that make this world so retarded. it frightens me that there are people who are ACTUALLY this stupid out there.

Rodjmeister
Rodjmeister
Apr 17, 2009
08:12 AM

i've heard some pretty retarded ideas, but this may have just topped ALL of them. Federal crime much?

AgentofChaos2008
AgentofChaos2008
Apr 17, 2009
08:13 AM

wow seriously this isnt that big of a deal. why are you people getting so worked up about this. he didnt try to rape or steal thier car so it doesnt matter. and before you guys start going off the handle again i am a cop. i would maybe give this guy a citation and tell him to knock that shit off maybe scare him abit but seriously theres worse people for us to worry about out there.

idrivefast
idrivefast
Apr 17, 2009
08:23 AM

#11. Seriously? I hope people don't actually stick them on their cars, because that too is illegal

squirm
squirm
Apr 17, 2009
08:24 AM

totally with no-3

Apr 17, 2009
08:29 AM
Curtieeeez
Curtieeeez
Apr 17, 2009
08:32 AM

LOL. YDI XD

Bobskoo
Bobskoo
Apr 17, 2009
08:44 AM

You're a retard.

were_giraffe
were_giraffe
Apr 17, 2009
08:45 AM

How the heck did you do that?
Did you put up a fake light?


if so... it serves you right for getting caught.
now you know it's illegal to impersonate the police

darkmis1
darkmis1
Apr 17, 2009
08:49 AM

Wooow! U can get arrested 4 that. Ydi!

LuvPink
LuvPink
Apr 17, 2009
08:51 AM

uhhh you know it's illegal to impersonate a cop right? i'm guessing if this was real then you'd be in jail right now and wouldn't be writing on FNL. SO i'm going to say that this is completely bogus.

Apr 17, 2009
08:56 AM

Yep. Fake.

tapegun
tapegun
Apr 17, 2009
08:58 AM

Either you are incredibly stupid or this is a lie.

I vote for both.

stellarxx
stellarxx
Apr 17, 2009
09:06 AM

I seriously loled. Some people.

DankJemo
DankJemo
Apr 17, 2009
09:06 AM

You are not smart... at all...

SPcamert
SPcamert
Apr 17, 2009
09:07 AM

How did you get a laptop into prison since I'm assuming you were incarcerated for impersonating a police officer?

strangersdk
strangersdk
Apr 17, 2009
09:16 AM

Yay committing a serious felony! How dumb do you have to be to think you won't get caught doing that? Obviously fake - no way for you to pull anyone over unless you just honk like a retard and put your blinker on.

Osakhomen
Osakhomen
Apr 17, 2009
09:21 AM

How do you even go about doing that?

tnf0920
tnf0920
Apr 17, 2009
09:24 AM

Yeah I doubt you did that because you would have been arrested on the spot for impersonating a police officer and you'd still be in jail....

jomotopia
jomotopia
Apr 17, 2009
09:25 AM

my cousin got busted for this and did some pretty decent time in jail. he had the whole works, uniform, badge, night stick, lights, everything but the gun. you're an idiot. YDI x 1000.

yourdumb
yourdumb
Apr 17, 2009
09:25 AM

#52. When I was away at college, me and a friend of mine got pulled over by someone that was impersonating an officer. He took all of our ID's and acted as if he were a a regular stop. After none of us having done anything wrong we were told to get out of the car and he did a search on us and the car, and supposedly found drugs on us, even though we have NEVER touched them. If it weren't for the bouncer at the bar across the street, and the police station being a three minute walk down the street, who knows what would of happened to us, because it was found out this was the same guy raping girls from campus

So yes this is a BIG deal. and for you to think otherwise, makes me wonder what is a big deal to you.

alyssamarie218
alyssamarie218
Apr 17, 2009
09:26 AM

LMFAO. i love this. you so deserve it, but its hilarious

thegoodlifeNOT
thegoodlifeNOT
Apr 17, 2009
09:30 AM

how old are you??

dang
dang
Apr 17, 2009
09:30 AM

lol i agree #16

dreams_infinity
dreams_infinity
Apr 17, 2009
09:32 AM

Asshole. i hope you pull over the wrong guy one day and get shot.
and all those who wants to pull this shit, please read #71.

A7X5989
A7X5989
Apr 17, 2009
09:33 AM

next time an idea pops into your head... just let it go... you idiot

pinkfakecheez
pinkfakecheez
Apr 17, 2009
09:35 AM

You are very bored and very stupid.

truladyred
truladyred
Apr 17, 2009
09:49 AM

*stifles laughter* WOW. Massive fail. Try to pull over a 1979 rusted out pickup next time. lol

thisisausername
thisisausername
Apr 17, 2009
09:49 AM

lmfaooooooo you fail

mrdeeds23
mrdeeds23
Apr 17, 2009
09:58 AM

felony LAWL owned.

Spiffy
Spiffy
Apr 17, 2009
10:03 AM

You do know you can go to jail for that, right?

Apr 17, 2009
10:05 AM

#18 said everything that needed to be said. that shit is fucking dangerous.

that_guy01
that_guy01
Apr 17, 2009
10:05 AM

wtf, did you buy the windshield lights or something? how does this work? YDI

zandar
zandar
Apr 17, 2009
10:08 AM

this is the most worthy FNL I've read in some time!

TheZephyrSon
TheZephyrSon
Apr 17, 2009
10:13 AM

Wow...You really don't know that impersonating a cop is gonna get you in real trouble? YDI for being an idiot.

WiLMoN3y
WiLMoN3y
Apr 17, 2009
10:22 AM

EPIC FAIL.

imdmh89
imdmh89
Apr 17, 2009
10:31 AM

i suppose pretending to be a robber and holding up banks would be fun too...

svfd412
svfd412
Apr 17, 2009
10:32 AM

Lol wow you freaking idiot
Its one thing to run red lights when you're not going to a fire call
But to pull over people?
You fucking you tard
YDDI

wallythedolly
wallythedolly
Apr 17, 2009
10:32 AM

wtf?find a hobby.

x_eyebrows
x_eyebrows
Apr 17, 2009
10:41 AM

How could this NOT backfire? YDI!

poolshark
poolshark
Apr 17, 2009
10:43 AM

Do people read the existing comments before posting their own? Because if I have to read 'how did you do that' or 'you know that's illegal, right?' one more time I might have to gouge my eyes out.

Fields4mint
Fields4mint
Apr 17, 2009
10:45 AM

YDI. Moron.

youknowit2
youknowit2
Apr 17, 2009
10:46 AM

#56, we're getting worked up because it's WRONG! I too used to work for a HUGE police department. Its a FELONY. With all the officers who get injured or killed doing "routine" stops, this numb nuts not only put HIS life in danger, but also other officers. I know I sure as hell don't want people to stop pulling over for unmarked units because "oh, its probably just a prank", or to not take real stops seriously, as this could cause HUGE officer safety concerns. #30 had a great point too "And what happens if you pull over an armed ex-felon who has already decided he's "never going back to jail"? " We had this happen in our precinct, and the officer died, because the BOL didnt get put out fast enough these people were felons.

So I'm sorry YOU dont think this is a big deal, but clearly it is. Maybe you should re-evaluate your career path. Because if you would seriously just laugh and let this go, you're seriously doing your brothers and sisters in blue a HUGE dis-service.

awalkb
awalkb
Apr 17, 2009
10:48 AM

Someone said this is as bad as people who fake being homeless so they can get money. They are wrong, this is obviously worse

stevster
stevster
Apr 17, 2009
10:48 AM

My question is how do you pull people over without a siren..?

youknowit2
youknowit2
Apr 17, 2009
10:49 AM

Sorry, I meant #52, not #56

forsalebypwner
forsalebypwner
Apr 17, 2009
10:49 AM
dannyness
dannyness
Apr 17, 2009
11:01 AM

I seriously hope this is fake. I don't want to live in a world with someone this stupid.

HurriKaty
HurriKaty
Apr 17, 2009
11:05 AM

If this is for real, that's a felony, dumbass.

kathryn_anne0629
kathryn_anne0629
Apr 17, 2009
11:08 AM

That's a fucking felony, idiot.

dce74
dce74
Apr 17, 2009
11:08 AM

wow you are probably about the biggest idiot ever!

Apr 17, 2009
11:09 AM

if it's real:
1) YDI. i hope you get criminal records for doing something so stupid

2) your life must suck if you have to do things like this to entertain you.

3) you are an idiot

if it's fake
1) you are still an idiot

inthebutt69
inthebutt69
Apr 17, 2009
11:13 AM

I hope that a pretend cop pulls u over, rapes you in the ass, and shoots both ur legs...just for fun!

bunnygirl
bunnygirl
Apr 17, 2009
11:15 AM

isn't impersonating police a crime?

SPQR
SPQR
Apr 17, 2009
11:18 AM

Serves you right.

Ibeapirate
Ibeapirate
Apr 17, 2009
11:20 AM

"Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Impersonating an officer of the law! That's totally NOT illegal."

Genius.

MFC
MFC
Apr 17, 2009
11:22 AM

Lol how much do you wanna bet the undercover cop he pulled over was jus another guy doing what he was doing XP

Evee
Evee
Apr 17, 2009
11:32 AM

have fun in jail

inkedgeek
inkedgeek
Apr 17, 2009
11:33 AM

you are a real fucktard. You should get a wood enema by that cop.

madigan
madigan
Apr 17, 2009
11:36 AM
Neenertastic
Neenertastic
Apr 17, 2009
11:36 AM

you know, when i hear about people doing this, i ask myself why the hell would somebody waste their time being a douche trying to imitate a douche-it just doesn't add up

bf88
bf88
Apr 17, 2009
11:39 AM

Considering Impersonating a police officer is a felony punishable by no less than one year in prison, I call BS. If you had done this to a cop, you would be in jail, and probably would be in no mood to go bragging about it once you got out.

your_mother
your_mother
Apr 17, 2009
11:40 AM

I smell bullshit. How could you have pulled people over without lights? Also, impersonating a cop is a criminal offence that is punishable by jail time. This can't be true, even though it is funny.

Ohnoitslindsay
Ohnoitslindsay
Apr 17, 2009
12:01 PM

#52 You are a terrible cop. How about you uphold the laws that you swore to protect?

bi_chick
bi_chick
Apr 17, 2009
12:01 PM

so.................#92 did you "Gouge your eyes out"?

fuckmyl1f333
fuckmyl1f333
Apr 17, 2009
12:13 PM

haha ive done this too. I have a red police beacon that i can plug into my car and stick on top of my car or in the front window. MY friend lives in a gated community, so we pulled over all his neighbors and friends for rolling the stop signs

anonymousJ
anonymousJ
Apr 17, 2009
12:14 PM

Down here in TX thats a class B misdemeanor for violating "Sec. 37.12. FALSE IDENTIFICATION AS PEACE OFFICER; MISREPRESENTATION OF PROPERTY."

I mean good freakin grief are you trying to get arrested, or are you just stupid enough to think you can do their job without the year and a half or so of training?

Apr 17, 2009
12:19 PM

you are an idiot ttm

dwang4
dwang4
Apr 17, 2009
12:20 PM

wwwoooowww.

rachelroller
rachelroller
Apr 17, 2009
12:30 PM

who DOES that? You could get arrested for harassment, all because you 'got bored'.

holy_crap
holy_crap
Apr 17, 2009
12:37 PM

This story just made my day. =) thanx

elephant
elephant
Apr 17, 2009
12:38 PM

if this is for real, which i really hope it's not because i didn't think anyone could be that stupid, you DEFINITELY deserved this. times 2.

mikey41414
mikey41414
Apr 17, 2009
12:38 PM

I call Bullshit.....

blapimp182
blapimp182
Apr 17, 2009
12:40 PM
dan81892
dan81892
Apr 17, 2009
12:41 PM

I'm sorry but why in the world would you do that?

pinion
pinion
Apr 17, 2009
12:47 PM

right...

canadiankate
canadiankate
Apr 17, 2009
12:49 PM

I'm pretty sure thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

uglymoose89
uglymoose89
Apr 17, 2009
12:50 PM

dumbass YDI

Contrius
Contrius
Apr 17, 2009
12:51 PM

I can't believe people actually think that you didn't deserve that...

patch89
patch89
Apr 17, 2009
12:52 PM

you are aware that doing that is incredibly illegal, right?

Drunkbunny
Drunkbunny
Apr 17, 2009
12:53 PM

What the hell IS WRONG WITH YOU?????

svfd412
svfd412
Apr 17, 2009
01:01 PM

#96...No its not. Lol. Its illegal to sell blue in some states. You can buy red from multiple websites with ease. I'm a volunteer fire captain. I'd know.

Contrius
Contrius
Apr 17, 2009
01:03 PM

It's either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending upon what state you're in, and punishable by fine ($1000 in IL) or up to a year in Jail.

skeptictank
skeptictank
Apr 17, 2009
01:03 PM

Couldn't you find more entertaining ways to break the law?

MonkeySpeaks
MonkeySpeaks
Apr 17, 2009
01:16 PM

I don't know what is worse, this incredibly ignorant lie, or the people who believe it!

wat_the_eff
wat_the_eff
Apr 17, 2009
01:20 PM

How'd you manage to pull anyone over? Do you have the lights or something? If you did somehow manage it then, yes that is a felony. Good job.

kelbelle
kelbelle
Apr 17, 2009
01:21 PM

That's super messed up. A girl was raped and killed in my neighborhood when some perv pretended to be an undercover cop and pulled her over. There is a law against it in my state now.

haha_fail88
haha_fail88
Apr 17, 2009
01:23 PM

either you are very dumb or this is fake.

bobbymcgee12
bobbymcgee12
Apr 17, 2009
01:36 PM

#52 is so obviously not a cop. And if by some stroke of God that he/she actually is...what an incredible idiot. Both my parents are cops & I'm applying after I graduate from college in May & I guarantee we'd all be incredibly pissed about this tool. Give this guy a citation and scare him a bit? Great plan! So...what will your story be when this guy does the same thing and then does something truly terrible? He's not pulling over friends, he's pulling over random people. That is SCARY and indicative of having some SERIOUS issues.

Stuff like this makes it hard for real cops to do their jobs because people are nervous to pull over. Who knows when something awful could happen--as many people have cited here (ie #71 & #141). I hope this guy gets in serious trouble.

wordgirl
wordgirl
Apr 17, 2009
01:44 PM

Dude! What the hell? You could get shot, arrested, or worse! You're either very unbalanced, or possibly making this up? Who the heck pulls people over out of boredom?????

poolshark
poolshark
Apr 17, 2009
01:47 PM

Yes, #118, I did... and since then I've hired someone to read these to me so I can keep up with this shit even w/o my eyeballs. FNL?

Amkii
Amkii
Apr 17, 2009
01:48 PM

You are incredibly stupid. What you did is illegal, as I'm sure you found out.

jayfx
jayfx
Apr 17, 2009
01:48 PM

As fun as it sounds, I don't see why you would actually do that. Play a video game or something dude..

thinkinghurtzzz
thinkinghurtzzz
Apr 17, 2009
01:49 PM

wait, how do you pull someone over if you're not a cop wtf?

SuicideSaint
SuicideSaint
Apr 17, 2009
01:50 PM

Wow, this is truly stupidity at its finest.

BigMac
BigMac
Apr 17, 2009
01:57 PM

Wow... fail

machinedreams
machinedreams
Apr 17, 2009
01:59 PM

... Logic processes, you do not has them.

Kyzomo
Kyzomo
Apr 17, 2009
02:07 PM

YDI. EPIC FAIL. YOU IDIOT!

Apr 17, 2009
02:17 PM

hhahah thats so funny and awesome.. your the man

cthulhu1138
cthulhu1138
Apr 17, 2009
02:22 PM

I hope you end up in prison for this.

pearls
pearls
Apr 17, 2009
02:39 PM

well then you're stupid, aren't you?

Shanksw
Shanksw
Apr 17, 2009
02:48 PM

dumb ass

kinnelonfire75
kinnelonfire75
Apr 17, 2009
03:07 PM

52 your not a cop. and its a federal offense to impersonate one. so dont.

OP you are an idiot and quite honestly I would have followed you and had you arrested.

medh
medh
Apr 17, 2009
03:16 PM

creepy!!!

thrawg
thrawg
Apr 17, 2009
03:16 PM

i agree w/ #5, thats illegal u know, and idk how did u do that did u have something that made your car stick out and b able to pull over some1???

ahleesonn
ahleesonn
Apr 17, 2009
03:17 PM

hahaha oh my god, that is too great. :D! my dad's an undercover cop, and i would PAY to be in his car with him when a fake undercover cop pulled him over. your like my hero.

mattmag
mattmag
Apr 17, 2009
03:19 PM

Nice going, idiot. Not only was your idea moronic, but how incompetent do you have to be to pull over an unmarked cop car? Hint: don't pull over white Crown Victorias or Imapalas.

dg72592
dg72592
Apr 17, 2009
03:25 PM

woowwwww i dont vote YDI that often but that is actually fucking retarded.

fullmetalshot
fullmetalshot
Apr 17, 2009
03:39 PM

i call bullshit as well.... there are alot of things missing from this story for it to work sorry my freind

Toxic_John
Toxic_John
Apr 17, 2009
03:43 PM

dont drop the soap! YDI

lexiefml
lexiefml
Apr 17, 2009
03:48 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
omgg thats bad lol what did the cop say :P

10thousandbirds
10thousandbirds
Apr 17, 2009
04:11 PM

You're an idiot. I'm PRETTY sure that's illegal.

Apr 17, 2009
04:12 PM

Are you stupid ? Why would you do that?
Without a badge and gun ? Idiot.
Second of all, an undercover cop wont tell you he's undercover.
If you make up an FNL, at least make it make sense. =_=

Apr 17, 2009
04:26 PM

someone's sure the bright light, YDI idiot,

twignig
twignig
Apr 17, 2009
04:28 PM

you should be in jail.

chris5182
chris5182
Apr 17, 2009
04:29 PM

hahaha you're a dumbass.

puppyeyes56
puppyeyes56
Apr 17, 2009
04:30 PM

somehow I don't believe this. What 'ticket' would you give them.

If this is true, YDI big time.

xij3ss
xij3ss
Apr 17, 2009
04:53 PM

lmao whyyyyy would you ever think of doing that?

chasingstarlight
chasingstarlight
Apr 17, 2009
05:01 PM

Hahaha, this is hilarious! YDI, definitely, but I still think you're awesome for thinking of doing that haha

chasingstarlight
chasingstarlight
Apr 17, 2009
05:01 PM

Hahaha, this is hilarious! YDI, definitely, but I still think you're awesome for thinking of doing that haha

Apr 17, 2009
05:22 PM

Have fun going to jail for that you retard.

sLap
sLap
Apr 17, 2009
05:30 PM

i bet that happened..

christinab90
christinab90
Apr 17, 2009
05:47 PM

haha thanks funny.
people need to take things less seriously.
did you end up getting introuble?

ISandra
ISandra
Apr 17, 2009
05:53 PM

LMAAOOOO ohmy,
i used to doooo thattttt ! ahah

mnm2arts
mnm2arts
Apr 17, 2009
05:55 PM

um... irony! and shouldn't u be in jail now, r there computers there.....

deja54
deja54
Apr 17, 2009
05:58 PM

You're lucky it was a cop.

A panicked, armed citizen could have shot you.

kyleh
kyleh
Apr 17, 2009
06:15 PM

If that were true, you'd be in jail. With no access to computers. or any electronics for that matter...
That whole idea is just retarded anyways, seeing as its a serious crime which you can go to jail for quite a while for.

justdance45
justdance45
Apr 17, 2009
06:19 PM

how old are you?

Irishwarriorking
Irishwarriorking
Apr 17, 2009
06:31 PM

I'm calling BS on this one...

meddude
meddude
Apr 17, 2009
06:41 PM

you dumbass. i hope you went to jail for impersonating a police officer.

jessssxo
jessssxo
Apr 17, 2009
06:44 PM

wtf dude.

chaya12
chaya12
Apr 17, 2009
07:12 PM

this is total bs

Apr 17, 2009
07:15 PM

You're a fucking idiot.

Btw, they have special phone numbers for people like you. It's called #77.

Douche.

bfmv_9
bfmv_9
Apr 17, 2009
07:16 PM

People DO actually do this. I knew a guy who did it.. he got his hands on this blue light that flashed and put it on his dash.. buuut he did it to his friends soo i guess its not as bad as doing it to random people

1104
1104
Apr 17, 2009
07:28 PM

fyl for not having anything better to do.

scottie06
scottie06
Apr 17, 2009
07:38 PM

Agreed with #18 on everything.
Don't gotta be a dipshit to kick it.
Get a hobby.. or friends..

Jem0_0
Jem0_0
Apr 17, 2009
07:42 PM

Wait a sec, they have internet in prison?

ilovemycats
ilovemycats
Apr 17, 2009
07:47 PM

You could get shot that way...

that_guy321
that_guy321
Apr 17, 2009
08:03 PM

i'm gonna have to call a fake... if you were impersonating a cop, and got caught by a cop, your ass would be in jail, not on FNL

sahara89
sahara89
Apr 17, 2009
08:07 PM

Isn't that the sort of thing a serial killer might do?

If this is real YDI for being an idiot. If this is fake, YDI for being an idiot.

Limyu
Limyu
Apr 17, 2009
08:51 PM

Can someone say Felony Charges?

The_One
The_One
Apr 17, 2009
08:51 PM

lol i think its kinda ironic hahah

Apr 17, 2009
08:59 PM

I don't really need to be saying anything, because it's all been said before. Thank #18 and everyone else who pointed out the absolute idiocy of this.
As for whether or not he would be in jail, this crime is--unfortunately--still a misdemeanor in some states, meriting only a fine. I hope your sorry ass got charged with every possible fine/sentence available.
@#16 THANK YOU! I've wanted that button for a really long time!

buffalosaurus
buffalosaurus
Apr 17, 2009
09:34 PM

Sorry, I think this is fake.

Zoa
Zoa
Apr 17, 2009
09:38 PM

Isn't that a federal offense? Shouldn't you be in jail right now?

infantrygirl
infantrygirl
Apr 17, 2009
09:39 PM

Idoit. That's kind of illegal. You totally deserved it.

mikeyellenlee
mikeyellenlee
Apr 17, 2009
09:52 PM

Wow. This post is so fake...and really stupid.

Oriina
Oriina
Apr 17, 2009
09:58 PM

... Can't you get arrested for impersonating a cop? Just like impersonating a doctor, that's an offense punishable by law.

Are you typing this from jail?

Or it it fake?

I'm going for option 2.

Miss_Tyff
Miss_Tyff
Apr 17, 2009
10:23 PM

If this is real, I seriously question your intelligence.
Shouldn't you be in jail?

But I think this is fake.
I say this was created by a 10 year old with an over active imagination and too much time on his hands.

nikkirito
nikkirito
Apr 17, 2009
10:27 PM

This is quite obviously fake because impersonating an officer is quite obviously illegal.

kinnelonfire75
kinnelonfire75
Apr 17, 2009
10:31 PM

#207, read some of the stupidity that people post. they are not far off from this one...

Jka
Jka
Apr 17, 2009
10:43 PM

this is lame...

FMLfangirl89
FMLfangirl89
Apr 17, 2009
11:59 PM

wow what are you 5? that is soooo illegal! YDI totally!!!!!

jenn9854
jenn9854
Apr 18, 2009
12:06 AM

wow... here's something better to do. go get LAID!

mimblewimble
mimblewimble
Apr 18, 2009
12:11 AM

18 and 19 just made my day.

mimblewimble
mimblewimble
Apr 18, 2009
12:15 AM

Seriously though, it's a rule of thumb never to pull over in a secluded area by an undercover police officer. Wave to him so he knows and then go to a very public area. Instantly make sure you ask for his identification as well. Assholes like this guy rob, rape, hurt, and humiliate people for their own sick pleasure while posing as police officers. Just because they're in uniform doesn't mean you have to believe them! A lot of states now are starting to get rid of undercover cops mainly because of this problem.

I hope you go to jail for this. You're a complete moron and I'm happy to hear you didn't fool anyone.

MarkO
MarkO
Apr 18, 2009
12:40 AM

#53 As much as I agree that this guy is the biggest moron that I've seen post here, it is not illegal to mount emergency lights on your car. I was once a volunteer fireman and I didn't even need a note from the chief to mount them on my truck. Maybe it's a problem in some states but not in any I'm familiar with.

Jakester
Jakester
Apr 18, 2009
12:44 AM

YDI

you really deserved this one and as well as anything else thats going to come at you.

Thats really one of the most retarded things you can ever do because your bored

rainyday1010
rainyday1010
Apr 18, 2009
12:51 AM

I have one word: v&

stanga37
stanga37
Apr 18, 2009
12:58 AM

you are an idiot...

Nate_87
Nate_87
Apr 18, 2009
01:15 AM

A kid from my home town was doing that last summer... I heard he asked a lady to exit the vehicle... she refused... he punched her in the face..,

fmlbaby
fmlbaby
Apr 18, 2009
01:24 AM

You're an idiot for doing this, and an even bigger idiot for complaining about it on here.
YDI 100%!

melissa_10
melissa_10
Apr 18, 2009
02:46 AM

umm..ur a fucken dumbass!!
and u should really get a hobby
or maybe even a life while your at it

glock17wielder
glock17wielder
Apr 18, 2009
02:48 AM

You should be lucky that this FNL didn't end with "...and the drug dealer shot me in the stomach. FNL"

hattar
hattar
Apr 18, 2009
04:25 AM

what a fucked up coincidence!

Scorponok
Scorponok
Apr 18, 2009
09:44 AM

You're an idiot. Nice job.

dudemitch
dudemitch
Apr 18, 2009
10:38 AM

damn lucky you got a cop and not some criminal with a list of warrents ten miles long who will do anything to stay out of jail.

and everyone whos saying this cant be real because hed be in jail....have you ever heard of this little thing called bail? you do not usually sit in jail for the year or more it may take for your case to get to trial. i have little doubt this is real.

ZiggyMorrison
ZiggyMorrison
Apr 18, 2009
12:52 PM

I CALL BULLHONKEY!!! like really what are the fucking odds?

Apr 18, 2009
03:43 PM

oh wow, real good idea *idiot*

Apr 18, 2009
04:24 PM

hahahahahah! you are my hero! that's hilarious and a wonderfully fun/ny idea :) props to you. i kinda wanna try that now... :P

InspiredByGaGa
InspiredByGaGa
Apr 18, 2009
06:07 PM

you totally deserved that one.

ShinTenshi
ShinTenshi
Apr 18, 2009
06:46 PM

Of all the things you could do when you're bored, you decide to do one of the most STUPIDEST things. Idiot, YDI.

devondv
devondv
Apr 19, 2009
12:28 AM

Didn't you read in the news that DMX got arrested for doing the same thing. You have to plan your hobbies a little better.

dudemitch
dudemitch
Apr 19, 2009
12:57 AM

234-Murderers, rapists, armed robbers, and plenty of other pieces of shit get bail, so its not unlikely for someone who was impersonating an officer to receive bail as well. Especially if he had no intentions of raping, robbing, or committing some other criminal act to his victims. If this is real, which i still believe it is, OP was probably out on bail within days. Remember in most states you only need to post 10 percent of bail. So if bail is set at 10,000 you only need 1000 to get out

Blutant
Blutant
Apr 19, 2009
01:28 AM
IMRICKY
IMRICKY
Apr 19, 2009
02:35 AM

maybe he to was a fake undercover cop :D

eric237
eric237
Apr 19, 2009
02:50 PM

prob fake.. some douche has this same msg on his facebook status.. i believe he would do something like this cuz he is really really stupid.

NoSuchLuck
NoSuchLuck
Apr 19, 2009
09:27 PM
omgitsseejay
omgitsseejay
Apr 19, 2009
11:52 PM

wow,
get an xbox

THIS_FML_SUCKS
THIS_FML_SUCKS
Apr 20, 2009
02:47 AM

He did this cuz he has no loving at home so jail is the only place where he can enjoy being butt raped to the extreme.

Oh and btw, FAKE!!!

eternalaphrodite
eternalaphrodite
Apr 20, 2009
01:55 PM

You are an idiot for doing this, as you can go to jail for impersonating a police officer.

#234 - you have no idea what you are talking about. A felony charge will not, in itself, make a judge deny bail. People charged with felonies get released on bail all the time. Also, when bail is denied it is generally NOT because the individual is seen as a threat to society (not all felonies are dangerous). It's generally because the person is viewed as a flight risk.

Please never speak about the law or the courts again.

Hard_Echoes
Hard_Echoes
Apr 20, 2009
04:15 PM

thats a YDI if i ever saw it

Paralex
Paralex
Apr 21, 2009
12:24 PM

Where do you find the time? Get a job or a girlfriend.

Apr 21, 2009
02:43 PM

#215 is right. You can buy an ex cop car with the wigwags still in it. You can use them if you are stuck or in need of assistance. You just can't be moving with them on.

eternalaphrodite
eternalaphrodite
Apr 21, 2009
04:17 PM

#246

Nothing I said comes from court shows. I don't watch television - my schedule is too busy to do so.

No, not all felonies are dangerous. The ones you mentioned are, yes. But embezzlement, theft above $500 (or whatever amount a state designates), destruction of property above $500 (or whatever a given state chooses), burglary, etc. are all felonies, as well, and not a single one is inherantly dangerous.

People are bailed for drug crimes, and even homicides, on a regular basis. Local detention centers do not have the room to keep every criminal in jail until trial - it can take six months, a year, or even longer for many crimes to get to trial.

Just because someone is accused of a crime, even a dangerous crime, doesn't mean they are treated as though they have been convicted. Courts will let people go on bail if they have reason to believe the person will appear in court and face justice. There is a big difference between accused and guilty. Just because the average idiot on the street can't comprehend that doesn't mean a judge doesn't take it into consideration. That is not to say every person will get out on bail. A flight risk or someone who is perceived as especially dangerous (via their record or occasionally the seriousness of the crime) will be held without bail. But to be held without bail for being dangerous it has to be more than just the charge - it has to be the way the person treated officers, whether they can leave the state easily, how bad the crime was (a person accused of raping a child is less likely to be released than someone accused of a 4th degree sex offense against an adult (like grabbing a woman's breasts at a bar - yes, it is a felony in some states)), etc.

How do I know this? I have worked as a paralegal in two different law offices. I worked for a judge for 6 months, observing criminal indictments, arraignments, and trials throughout. I also represent prisoners RIGHT NOW. Think before you speak (or in this case type). Just because you think you are right doesn't mean you are. I certainly don't know everything, and I am a year away from officially being a lawyer, but I know how the courts work - very well. I work with the system every day.

Don't make assumptions about people. I assumed nothing about you except that you were misinformed. You, however, assumed that I got my information from TV without knowing that I am making a career of the practice of law and that, because I work and go to school full time, I don't even watch TV.

Boboman
Boboman
Apr 21, 2009
05:44 PM

Enjoy your f ine and jail tiem for impersonating an officer you fucking tard

CitizenErased
CitizenErased
Apr 25, 2009
08:47 AM

Mabye the "Undercover cop" he pulled over, was also impersonating an officer...

lromeu
lromeu
May 3, 2009
10:08 AM

Have fun in Jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lax2009
lax2009
May 3, 2009
02:52 PM

I don't understand how you couldn't tell that it was an undercover cop. Even though they don't have visible lights you can still tell by the model of the car and the upgrades they put on cop cars.

ocho117
ocho117
May 3, 2009
07:35 PM

hahahahahaha
have fun in fucking jail dumbass

Grashnak
Grashnak
May 7, 2009
07:27 PM

Um, I have to call BS on this. That is a felony just about anywhere and somehow I doubt they let you log into fmylife from jail.

FML_makes_me_lol
FML_makes_me_lol
May 11, 2009
04:35 PM
Hazza_69
Hazza_69
May 13, 2009
04:38 AM

Rofl, haha funny story but Bad luck bro. =

candii
candii
May 13, 2009
03:24 PM

hahahah wooow good job.. :)

May 17, 2009
03:26 AM

For those of you that say that this couldn't happen, I've found at least three documented cases that can be found at the url's below.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16696572/detail.html
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0108/485838.html
http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/21077/cop_impersonator_pulls_over_state_trooper/

ifv6
ifv6
May 17, 2009
08:46 PM

isn't that a felony?

easylazy
easylazy
May 24, 2009
11:44 AM

Howd you get ppl to pull over?

mattsgreat5
mattsgreat5
May 26, 2009
11:15 AM

stupid ass. you deserved it

PredyJessica
PredyJessica
May 30, 2009
02:03 AM

and how are u here today? *coughs* fake **coughs

tearsinheaven00
tearsinheaven00
May 30, 2009
04:58 AM

this is stupid how could you pull people over?

Jun 2, 2009
04:43 PM

i call bushit times twenty. u would be IN JAIL! and come on, u wouldnt want to come on aand brag after a year of time.

Pixon
Pixon
Jun 3, 2009
05:40 PM

Alright, you're stupid. Why in the holy mother of fuck would you ever do that?

tchntrm
tchntrm
Jun 4, 2009
02:53 AM

WTF?
How the fuck could you think that would be fun?
That's fucking creepy.

This OBVIOUSLY didn't happen or you would be in jail right now.

ieatglue44
ieatglue44
Jun 5, 2009
12:41 AM

How do you just do that?

blue_virtue
blue_virtue
Jun 5, 2009
09:08 AM

Isn't impersonating an officer a verY DIre crime?

jetstream417
jetstream417
Jun 9, 2009
03:24 PM

How the hell did you pull them over without flashing lights or anything? I would never pull over if it was just headlights being flickered. BS story.

fkhan96
fkhan96
Jun 9, 2009
04:35 PM

smooth, but sweet idea. id hav liked to see dat in person. rofl fyl

nightmare22
nightmare22
Jun 12, 2009
01:11 PM
amazingkate
amazingkate
Jun 12, 2009
08:23 PM

i heard of some rapist pretending to be an undercover cop. he'd pull women over, show his badge and then when they trusted him he'd beat and rape them.
so that's not cool, and you shouldn't impersonate officers. yup yup.

neoballmon
neoballmon
Jun 15, 2009
10:35 AM

Lol i've tried this with mates. Managed to scare the shit outta a mate walking down the road. And scared some random at a bus stop. Only tried following behind a couple of cars at night with the lights on..nothing happened. They clearly looked fake.

And I know I shouldn't be helping the situation, but jf you're gunna do this again, the trick to it is to pull over pre-2000 cars. In low-to-moderate traffic areas. Then you'll know police aren't driving that car, and are less likely to be behind them.

clarj305
clarj305
Jun 22, 2009
06:28 PM

thats so redundant...20bux says ur life sux

lizzie96
lizzie96
Jun 26, 2009
04:57 PM

How can you honestly be that stupid.

bigraws23
bigraws23
Jul 3, 2009
02:04 PM

sorry. switch one of the FLY's to a YDI. my bad

imallmessedupx
imallmessedupx
Jul 14, 2009
12:47 AM

hahahah that's so funny,sounds like looots of fun.

tomarino13
tomarino13
Jul 22, 2009
12:05 AM

are you fucking mental?!?!?!you could go to jail for impersonating a cop you dumbass.

aaaaa12345
aaaaa12345
Jul 23, 2009
07:46 PM

do you have down sydrome?

Jari
Jari
Aug 5, 2009
07:44 PM

"I thought it would be fun to-"

Should have stopped there. As soon as someone says that, you know they deserve it.

greatgirl_21
greatgirl_21
Aug 6, 2009
03:58 PM

Haha...i liked it...it sounds like something me and my friends would do :)

Bullshet
Bullshet
Aug 11, 2009
05:47 AM

I hope you don't reproduce.

shnibz101
shnibz101
Aug 12, 2009
11:16 PM
karmine
karmine
Aug 19, 2009
06:19 PM

Only a dumb ass would try something like this. So YDI.

Andyangels27
Andyangels27
Aug 20, 2009
04:54 AM

that's a ctually really fun I have a bullhorn with a siren an we do it all the time

NRA_advocate
NRA_advocate
Sep 9, 2009
12:40 AM

WTF how stupid can you be if a was the cop i would've tased you stupid ass

Sep 17, 2009
03:13 AM

Its idiots like you that make my job as a cop fun....

Sep 23, 2009
09:49 PM

The fact is; I was the undercover cop you pulled over.

Suspect ID# 58215
Impersonation of a law instructor (K9)
Illegal use of law equipment {x5} (A92)
Notes: Suspect is sentenced to 8 year(s)
Suspect has no parole.
Judge: Robert Batts





Bwa-ha-ha-haa!!

1dream
1dream
Sep 27, 2009
06:39 PM

This is so FAKE!!
But thanks for trying

Bullshet
Bullshet
Oct 6, 2009
10:33 PM

Grade A douchebag. ?

ik_im_not_funny
ik_im_not_funny
Oct 7, 2009
11:12 PM
kile88
kile88
Nov 6, 2009
09:38 AM

You wouldn't happen to have pulled this from the news about those two guys that were pretending to be undercover cops and pulling over women?

Rebap
Rebap
Jan 10, 2010
05:46 AM

obviously this never happened...

Jan 19, 2010
11:48 PM

How would you do that? That's confusing.

janit88
janit88
Feb 5, 2010
05:43 PM

hahahaha
what are the odds!

japs96
japs96
Feb 11, 2010
07:50 AM

hahaha nice one dumb ass. :)

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