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wow im so trying that one day hahaha! u got bad luck man but ur funny as fuck so it makes up for it
Impersonating a police officer, unlawful use of emergency lights, illegal installation of emergency lights, illegal use of an emergency vehicle siren, and enough traffic violations to fill a book all add up to a very nice arrest record if you're being serious. I wish I was that cop - those points would add up like a pinball machine.
For the record, undercover cops don't pull over vehicles for traffic violations anymore for this exact reason - people kept calling 911 thinking the cops weren't real cops. Think before you act like a fucking idiot. YDI.
Thanks for the explanation Officer Douchebag. Why don't you go eat a bacon filled donut or something you pig. Its cops like you who make daily life for people suck by arresting for petty offences. I mean you pigs will arrest a kid for smoking cigarettes and give out some outrageous traffic ticket, but you wont do anything about the numerous and dangerous gangs will you? Not only do i smell bacon, i also smell pussy.
hhaha you're a fucking joke!
you think cops stand around all day?
the majority of them actually do their jobs k? the ones that sit at corners looking for speeders etc, that's because they're NEW COPS, and are only trained to do that.
and you commenting on how they should catch gangs and shit, well FYI it's not exactly easy. I'd like to see you do that and then have to deal with the 95% of teens who completely disrespect cops, which clearly would make your job harder.
wanna know why cops are so bloody rude to stupid shit-disturbing teenagers? because of the lack of respect. you think they're Pigs? are you the one that has to deal with telling families when a member dies? can you imagine telling someone parents their kid has died?
personally, i think YOU are the "pig" in this situation and you should get a reality check.
You're an idiot. Impersonating a police officer is a serious crime. I hope that cop threw your sorry butt in jail.
See this is why we dont try out the first idea that pops into our head. Seriously at what point did impersonating a police officer EVER sound like a good idea?
Where did you get the flashing lights to pull people over anyway?
And I hope you hadn't planned to get out of the car after pulling them over, cause then they'd just call the cops and report you for it once they realised you werent actually a cop.
YDI, definately. Enjoy your new criminal record.
Have fun without a license or whatever they do for impersonating a police officer, disrupting the flow of traffic, and what other crap you did.
And #10 - I think they sell flashing lights at Hot Topic or other novelty shops.
lol how did it feel to be arrested for pretending to be a cop thats a story they will love to hear in prison...how bout you get yourself a hobby
Wow that is illegal, unethical, obtuse and just lame and stupid. What was your plan next douche bag? To rob the people, harass them, follow them home, steal their car, scare the shit out of them? What if that was an elderly person? You do realize that people posing as cops have raped, murdered, assaulted and stole people's cars right? You are an ass hat and I hope get into serious trouble. Some things are funny, others are beyond moronic...they are dangerous.
wow lighten the fuck up...wow...shit was funny and you fuckin know it. hahahaha bitch i laugh! learn to laugh in life god!! i hope wen i try this shit i pull u over lol
@12 - "Today" is required to submit an FNL so it might not have happened recently and your confidence in whether this person is stupid or not is funny.
Oh not too mention, it is arrogant fucks like you that make the rest of us scared to pull over for ACTUAL police officers because we hear of imbeciles like YOU! You do this for fun? That means you probably have a fake badge, ID and lights and sirens as well! I hope you pay big time for this! This is as bad as people who pretend to be homeless to guilt people into giving them money! Grrrr I am angry...
stupid!that is not even possible dude! are you posting this while you are laying in bed in the cell?!huh?!
Lol this is funny if i was the undercover cop i would be laughing my head off while giving him a ticket
hahaha for every one who thinks this is fake, i have tried this. the car i chased took off hahaha it was definitely fun and i only chased one car but yea its stupid, but still kinda fun and im glad i didn't actuallt get arrested haha
In response to number 12:
I do not for one second believe that this is fake. A guy I went to high school with got busted a few months ago for posing as an undercover cop and pulling people over. However, he got a few of them before he got busted, so I doubt this is the same guy. Where'd he get the lights? Undercover cop, probably only needed a rotating red high-beam to stick on the dash. That would probably get most people.
Seriously though, you deserved it. That was just plain dumb.
If you want some fun, go out for the night or go to a movie. What you did is just stupid...
How do you know he wasnt another jackass like you pretending to be an undercover cop? Except maybe he was pretending to be a sergeant, so he pulled pretend-rank on you?
Then the two of you could go to a pretend precinct headquarters and pretend to have an interrogation.
Anyway... how do you just "pull over cars"? And what happens if you pull over an armed ex-felon who has already decided he's "never going back to jail"?
YDDI
Lol with my cousins Fire chief car i pulled over some friends. No biggie. they got a laugh. but random people? thats just stupid.
as for undercover cops, they shouldn't be allowed at all to begin with
so what goes through your mind is "Im bored... i think ill go commit a federal offense"
Seriously? Are you retarded or something? I'm surprised you didn't go to jail.
My Dad's a cop, and got fake pulled over once, he beat the shit out of the guy. Good job, asshole!
See, here's the thing about this. What you did - impersonating a police officer - is a felony. And since you claim that a real plainclothes officer now knows what you did, I have an extraordinarily difficult time believing that you might be telling the truth. In fact, unless you're writing this after leaving the courthouse, I'm absolutely positive that you're full of shit. What you did or claim to have done is idiotic and just plain dangerous. Grow the f up, get a job, and stop harassing otherwise law-abiding citizens.
This sounds like a beginning to some very psychopathic behavior. Next thing you know it, you'll be pulling over females and having your way with them. I hope you go to jail for this. And I hope that other inmates will have their way with you, up the ass.
it's people like you that make this world so retarded. it frightens me that there are people who are ACTUALLY this stupid out there.
i've heard some pretty retarded ideas, but this may have just topped ALL of them. Federal crime much?
wow seriously this isnt that big of a deal. why are you people getting so worked up about this. he didnt try to rape or steal thier car so it doesnt matter. and before you guys start going off the handle again i am a cop. i would maybe give this guy a citation and tell him to knock that shit off maybe scare him abit but seriously theres worse people for us to worry about out there.
#11. Seriously? I hope people don't actually stick them on their cars, because that too is illegal
How the heck did you do that?
Did you put up a fake light?
if so... it serves you right for getting caught.
now you know it's illegal to impersonate the police
uhhh you know it's illegal to impersonate a cop right? i'm guessing if this was real then you'd be in jail right now and wouldn't be writing on FNL. SO i'm going to say that this is completely bogus.
How did you get a laptop into prison since I'm assuming you were incarcerated for impersonating a police officer?
Yay committing a serious felony! How dumb do you have to be to think you won't get caught doing that? Obviously fake - no way for you to pull anyone over unless you just honk like a retard and put your blinker on.
Yeah I doubt you did that because you would have been arrested on the spot for impersonating a police officer and you'd still be in jail....
my cousin got busted for this and did some pretty decent time in jail. he had the whole works, uniform, badge, night stick, lights, everything but the gun. you're an idiot. YDI x 1000.
#52. When I was away at college, me and a friend of mine got pulled over by someone that was impersonating an officer. He took all of our ID's and acted as if he were a a regular stop. After none of us having done anything wrong we were told to get out of the car and he did a search on us and the car, and supposedly found drugs on us, even though we have NEVER touched them. If it weren't for the bouncer at the bar across the street, and the police station being a three minute walk down the street, who knows what would of happened to us, because it was found out this was the same guy raping girls from campus
So yes this is a BIG deal. and for you to think otherwise, makes me wonder what is a big deal to you.
Asshole. i hope you pull over the wrong guy one day and get shot.
and all those who wants to pull this shit, please read #71.
*stifles laughter* WOW. Massive fail. Try to pull over a 1979 rusted out pickup next time. lol
Wow...You really don't know that impersonating a cop is gonna get you in real trouble? YDI for being an idiot.
Lol wow you freaking idiot
Its one thing to run red lights when you're not going to a fire call
But to pull over people?
You fucking you tard
YDDI
Do people read the existing comments before posting their own? Because if I have to read 'how did you do that' or 'you know that's illegal, right?' one more time I might have to gouge my eyes out.
#56, we're getting worked up because it's WRONG! I too used to work for a HUGE police department. Its a FELONY. With all the officers who get injured or killed doing "routine" stops, this numb nuts not only put HIS life in danger, but also other officers. I know I sure as hell don't want people to stop pulling over for unmarked units because "oh, its probably just a prank", or to not take real stops seriously, as this could cause HUGE officer safety concerns. #30 had a great point too "And what happens if you pull over an armed ex-felon who has already decided he's "never going back to jail"? " We had this happen in our precinct, and the officer died, because the BOL didnt get put out fast enough these people were felons.
So I'm sorry YOU dont think this is a big deal, but clearly it is. Maybe you should re-evaluate your career path. Because if you would seriously just laugh and let this go, you're seriously doing your brothers and sisters in blue a HUGE dis-service.
Someone said this is as bad as people who fake being homeless so they can get money. They are wrong, this is obviously worse
I seriously hope this is fake. I don't want to live in a world with someone this stupid.
if it's real:
1) YDI. i hope you get criminal records for doing something so stupid
2) your life must suck if you have to do things like this to entertain you.
3) you are an idiot
if it's fake
1) you are still an idiot
I hope that a pretend cop pulls u over, rapes you in the ass, and shoots both ur legs...just for fun!
"Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Impersonating an officer of the law! That's totally NOT illegal."
Genius.
Lol how much do you wanna bet the undercover cop he pulled over was jus another guy doing what he was doing XP
you know, when i hear about people doing this, i ask myself why the hell would somebody waste their time being a douche trying to imitate a douche-it just doesn't add up
Considering Impersonating a police officer is a felony punishable by no less than one year in prison, I call BS. If you had done this to a cop, you would be in jail, and probably would be in no mood to go bragging about it once you got out.
I smell bullshit. How could you have pulled people over without lights? Also, impersonating a cop is a criminal offence that is punishable by jail time. This can't be true, even though it is funny.
#52 You are a terrible cop. How about you uphold the laws that you swore to protect?
haha ive done this too. I have a red police beacon that i can plug into my car and stick on top of my car or in the front window. MY friend lives in a gated community, so we pulled over all his neighbors and friends for rolling the stop signs
Down here in TX thats a class B misdemeanor for violating "Sec. 37.12. FALSE IDENTIFICATION AS PEACE OFFICER; MISREPRESENTATION OF PROPERTY."
I mean good freakin grief are you trying to get arrested, or are you just stupid enough to think you can do their job without the year and a half or so of training?
who DOES that? You could get arrested for harassment, all because you 'got bored'.
if this is for real, which i really hope it's not because i didn't think anyone could be that stupid, you DEFINITELY deserved this. times 2.
#96...No its not. Lol. Its illegal to sell blue in some states. You can buy red from multiple websites with ease. I'm a volunteer fire captain. I'd know.
It's either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending upon what state you're in, and punishable by fine ($1000 in IL) or up to a year in Jail.
I don't know what is worse, this incredibly ignorant lie, or the people who believe it!
How'd you manage to pull anyone over? Do you have the lights or something? If you did somehow manage it then, yes that is a felony. Good job.
That's super messed up. A girl was raped and killed in my neighborhood when some perv pretended to be an undercover cop and pulled her over. There is a law against it in my state now.
#52 is so obviously not a cop. And if by some stroke of God that he/she actually is...what an incredible idiot. Both my parents are cops & I'm applying after I graduate from college in May & I guarantee we'd all be incredibly pissed about this tool. Give this guy a citation and scare him a bit? Great plan! So...what will your story be when this guy does the same thing and then does something truly terrible? He's not pulling over friends, he's pulling over random people. That is SCARY and indicative of having some SERIOUS issues.
Stuff like this makes it hard for real cops to do their jobs because people are nervous to pull over. Who knows when something awful could happen--as many people have cited here (ie #71 & #141). I hope this guy gets in serious trouble.
Dude! What the hell? You could get shot, arrested, or worse! You're either very unbalanced, or possibly making this up? Who the heck pulls people over out of boredom?????
Yes, #118, I did... and since then I've hired someone to read these to me so I can keep up with this shit even w/o my eyeballs. FNL?
You are incredibly stupid. What you did is illegal, as I'm sure you found out.
As fun as it sounds, I don't see why you would actually do that. Play a video game or something dude..
52 your not a cop. and its a federal offense to impersonate one. so dont.
OP you are an idiot and quite honestly I would have followed you and had you arrested.
i agree w/ #5, thats illegal u know, and idk how did u do that did u have something that made your car stick out and b able to pull over some1???
hahaha oh my god, that is too great. :D! my dad's an undercover cop, and i would PAY to be in his car with him when a fake undercover cop pulled him over. your like my hero.
Nice going, idiot. Not only was your idea moronic, but how incompetent do you have to be to pull over an unmarked cop car? Hint: don't pull over white Crown Victorias or Imapalas.
i call bullshit as well.... there are alot of things missing from this story for it to work sorry my freind
Are you stupid ? Why would you do that?
Without a badge and gun ? Idiot.
Second of all, an undercover cop wont tell you he's undercover.
If you make up an FNL, at least make it make sense. =_=
somehow I don't believe this. What 'ticket' would you give them.
If this is true, YDI big time.
Hahaha, this is hilarious! YDI, definitely, but I still think you're awesome for thinking of doing that haha
Hahaha, this is hilarious! YDI, definitely, but I still think you're awesome for thinking of doing that haha
haha thanks funny.
people need to take things less seriously.
did you end up getting introuble?
If that were true, you'd be in jail. With no access to computers. or any electronics for that matter...
That whole idea is just retarded anyways, seeing as its a serious crime which you can go to jail for quite a while for.
You're a fucking idiot.
Btw, they have special phone numbers for people like you. It's called #77.
Douche.
People DO actually do this. I knew a guy who did it.. he got his hands on this blue light that flashed and put it on his dash.. buuut he did it to his friends soo i guess its not as bad as doing it to random people
Agreed with #18 on everything.
Don't gotta be a dipshit to kick it.
Get a hobby.. or friends..
i'm gonna have to call a fake... if you were impersonating a cop, and got caught by a cop, your ass would be in jail, not on FNL
Isn't that the sort of thing a serial killer might do?
If this is real YDI for being an idiot. If this is fake, YDI for being an idiot.
I don't really need to be saying anything, because it's all been said before. Thank #18 and everyone else who pointed out the absolute idiocy of this.
As for whether or not he would be in jail, this crime is--unfortunately--still a misdemeanor in some states, meriting only a fine. I hope your sorry ass got charged with every possible fine/sentence available.
@#16 THANK YOU! I've wanted that button for a really long time!
... Can't you get arrested for impersonating a cop? Just like impersonating a doctor, that's an offense punishable by law.
Are you typing this from jail?
Or it it fake?
I'm going for option 2.
If this is real, I seriously question your intelligence.
Shouldn't you be in jail?
But I think this is fake.
I say this was created by a 10 year old with an over active imagination and too much time on his hands.
This is quite obviously fake because impersonating an officer is quite obviously illegal.
#207, read some of the stupidity that people post. they are not far off from this one...
Seriously though, it's a rule of thumb never to pull over in a secluded area by an undercover police officer. Wave to him so he knows and then go to a very public area. Instantly make sure you ask for his identification as well. Assholes like this guy rob, rape, hurt, and humiliate people for their own sick pleasure while posing as police officers. Just because they're in uniform doesn't mean you have to believe them! A lot of states now are starting to get rid of undercover cops mainly because of this problem.
I hope you go to jail for this. You're a complete moron and I'm happy to hear you didn't fool anyone.
#53 As much as I agree that this guy is the biggest moron that I've seen post here, it is not illegal to mount emergency lights on your car. I was once a volunteer fireman and I didn't even need a note from the chief to mount them on my truck. Maybe it's a problem in some states but not in any I'm familiar with.
YDI
you really deserved this one and as well as anything else thats going to come at you.
Thats really one of the most retarded things you can ever do because your bored
A kid from my home town was doing that last summer... I heard he asked a lady to exit the vehicle... she refused... he punched her in the face..,
You're an idiot for doing this, and an even bigger idiot for complaining about it on here.
YDI 100%!
umm..ur a fucken dumbass!!
and u should really get a hobby
or maybe even a life while your at it
You should be lucky that this FNL didn't end with "...and the drug dealer shot me in the stomach. FNL"
damn lucky you got a cop and not some criminal with a list of warrents ten miles long who will do anything to stay out of jail.
and everyone whos saying this cant be real because hed be in jail....have you ever heard of this little thing called bail? you do not usually sit in jail for the year or more it may take for your case to get to trial. i have little doubt this is real.
hahahahahah! you are my hero! that's hilarious and a wonderfully fun/ny idea :) props to you. i kinda wanna try that now... :P
Of all the things you could do when you're bored, you decide to do one of the most STUPIDEST things. Idiot, YDI.
Didn't you read in the news that DMX got arrested for doing the same thing. You have to plan your hobbies a little better.
234-Murderers, rapists, armed robbers, and plenty of other pieces of shit get bail, so its not unlikely for someone who was impersonating an officer to receive bail as well. Especially if he had no intentions of raping, robbing, or committing some other criminal act to his victims. If this is real, which i still believe it is, OP was probably out on bail within days. Remember in most states you only need to post 10 percent of bail. So if bail is set at 10,000 you only need 1000 to get out
prob fake.. some douche has this same msg on his facebook status.. i believe he would do something like this cuz he is really really stupid.
He did this cuz he has no loving at home so jail is the only place where he can enjoy being butt raped to the extreme.
Oh and btw, FAKE!!!
You are an idiot for doing this, as you can go to jail for impersonating a police officer.
#234 - you have no idea what you are talking about. A felony charge will not, in itself, make a judge deny bail. People charged with felonies get released on bail all the time. Also, when bail is denied it is generally NOT because the individual is seen as a threat to society (not all felonies are dangerous). It's generally because the person is viewed as a flight risk.
Please never speak about the law or the courts again.
#215 is right. You can buy an ex cop car with the wigwags still in it. You can use them if you are stuck or in need of assistance. You just can't be moving with them on.
#246
Nothing I said comes from court shows. I don't watch television - my schedule is too busy to do so.
No, not all felonies are dangerous. The ones you mentioned are, yes. But embezzlement, theft above $500 (or whatever amount a state designates), destruction of property above $500 (or whatever a given state chooses), burglary, etc. are all felonies, as well, and not a single one is inherantly dangerous.
People are bailed for drug crimes, and even homicides, on a regular basis. Local detention centers do not have the room to keep every criminal in jail until trial - it can take six months, a year, or even longer for many crimes to get to trial.
Just because someone is accused of a crime, even a dangerous crime, doesn't mean they are treated as though they have been convicted. Courts will let people go on bail if they have reason to believe the person will appear in court and face justice. There is a big difference between accused and guilty. Just because the average idiot on the street can't comprehend that doesn't mean a judge doesn't take it into consideration. That is not to say every person will get out on bail. A flight risk or someone who is perceived as especially dangerous (via their record or occasionally the seriousness of the crime) will be held without bail. But to be held without bail for being dangerous it has to be more than just the charge - it has to be the way the person treated officers, whether they can leave the state easily, how bad the crime was (a person accused of raping a child is less likely to be released than someone accused of a 4th degree sex offense against an adult (like grabbing a woman's breasts at a bar - yes, it is a felony in some states)), etc.
How do I know this? I have worked as a paralegal in two different law offices. I worked for a judge for 6 months, observing criminal indictments, arraignments, and trials throughout. I also represent prisoners RIGHT NOW. Think before you speak (or in this case type). Just because you think you are right doesn't mean you are. I certainly don't know everything, and I am a year away from officially being a lawyer, but I know how the courts work - very well. I work with the system every day.
Don't make assumptions about people. I assumed nothing about you except that you were misinformed. You, however, assumed that I got my information from TV without knowing that I am making a career of the practice of law and that, because I work and go to school full time, I don't even watch TV.
Mabye the "Undercover cop" he pulled over, was also impersonating an officer...
I don't understand how you couldn't tell that it was an undercover cop. Even though they don't have visible lights you can still tell by the model of the car and the upgrades they put on cop cars.
Um, I have to call BS on this. That is a felony just about anywhere and somehow I doubt they let you log into fmylife from jail.
For those of you that say that this couldn't happen, I've found at least three documented cases that can be found at the url's below.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16696572/detail.html
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0108/485838.html
http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/21077/cop_impersonator_pulls_over_state_trooper/
i call bushit times twenty. u would be IN JAIL! and come on, u wouldnt want to come on aand brag after a year of time.
Alright, you're stupid. Why in the holy mother of fuck would you ever do that?
WTF?
How the fuck could you think that would be fun?
That's fucking creepy.
This OBVIOUSLY didn't happen or you would be in jail right now.
How the hell did you pull them over without flashing lights or anything? I would never pull over if it was just headlights being flickered. BS story.
i heard of some rapist pretending to be an undercover cop. he'd pull women over, show his badge and then when they trusted him he'd beat and rape them.
so that's not cool, and you shouldn't impersonate officers. yup yup.
Lol i've tried this with mates. Managed to scare the shit outta a mate walking down the road. And scared some random at a bus stop. Only tried following behind a couple of cars at night with the lights on..nothing happened. They clearly looked fake.
And I know I shouldn't be helping the situation, but jf you're gunna do this again, the trick to it is to pull over pre-2000 cars. In low-to-moderate traffic areas. Then you'll know police aren't driving that car, and are less likely to be behind them.
are you fucking mental?!?!?!you could go to jail for impersonating a cop you dumbass.
"I thought it would be fun to-"
Should have stopped there. As soon as someone says that, you know they deserve it.
that's a ctually really fun I have a bullhorn with a siren an we do it all the time
The fact is; I was the undercover cop you pulled over.
Suspect ID# 58215
Impersonation of a law instructor (K9)
Illegal use of law equipment {x5} (A92)
Notes: Suspect is sentenced to 8 year(s)
Suspect has no parole.
Judge: Robert Batts
Bwa-ha-ha-haa!!
You wouldn't happen to have pulled this from the news about those two guys that were pretending to be undercover cops and pulling over women?