i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

agree with #1 lame

hmmm looks like someone needs to get some.....friends

Go to a bar and get a life then. Lol

i stay home on saturdays sometimes no harm in that!..

ure fault completely. If u rlly wanted to "have a life," u wulda done sumthing bout it by now. but apparently u haven't

awww you poor lonley bastard
cheer up :D

u will have friends some day don't worry!

Friends are overrated.

17 is a loner

I don't understand what's keeping you from going out?

Why would they automatically assume you were at a bar?

YDI for using Facebook.

YDI for having an Ipod or any other crApple product.

YDI for caring what other people think.

YDI for having a bed.

YDI for watching movies.

YDI for using Netflix.

6 is grumpy:/

if you're updating fb on your super cool hang out time then you have no life anyway

so get out and get some friends?

Nerd

is this a girl or a guy?

#10 i was wondering the same thing lol

#7 is right

Netflix On-Demand is the greatest thing to have ever existed.

Lew- hew-zer!

I don't think people care as much as you think they do.

yeah your kinda lame

*you're

*kind of

this really isn't a fml. some people like to stay home and chill on a Saturday sometimes. i do at least lol if you don't, get up and do something about it instead of complaining :)

awww u sound sweet lol, going out can b sooo over rated

even of you were out while updating your Facebook status you'd have no lofe

even of you were out while updating your Facebook status you'd have no lofe

hmmm I dunno. it's kinda like updating your twitter or whatever. everyone does it now and days :)

it's funny because you are trying to make people think you have a life but you dont

I do too. 13 it's just another day

its funny BECAUSE THAT JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY 13

Read the name...

i dnt see how the name has any relevance to anything.

hahaha

"now and days"?

Yes, as in "now and other days".

No, wait, I lied. #32 is dumb.

As for #29, I had a "lofe", but I flushed it.

I think that pun...
*puts on sunglasses*
...was rather shitty.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

y don't u stop being a bitch n do something with your life. poor ol' chum lol

ydi for being a lame who does stuff like this. loser.

Get some friends and go out with them :)

is it so bad to stay home? lol but yeah get a life please

I'm just going to pretend that you're trolling, too.

The trouble is that she's not...

If you aren't brighter than me, you might as well jump off a bridge.
(Be cautious of bridge trolls.)

P.S Pendatik, you noob, you stole that picture.

I steal ALL my pictures! Your point?

I love you.

I love you too. Lets make babies again!

Don't believe him! He's just saying he loves you to get into your pants again!

when you post on facebook from the iPod touch it says posted by iPod touch

YDI. You obviously care what people think.. people on your Facebook... i.e who are your friends... so.. arrange to do soemthing with them then!!

If your friends will judge you harshly for staying home one weekend night, you need to find some who are more like you. Even extraverts need time alone. Find a movie club or something; meetup.com and your local library bulletin board are good places to start.

Or you can just virtually hang out in the FML comments; works for a lot of us. ;]

Will people PLEASE stop whining about their life sucking because they realise they have no friends! If you see the problem, deal with it, get some friends, get a boyfriend/girlfriend and STOP whining on this website about it!

this isn't an FML it's more like GAL-Get A Life

ydi for thinking a life can be found at the bar. i think you just need friends... we'll be your friends (:<

what's wrong with watching movies?

*LOLs at Trollz*

lofe? haha typo!

35 How is the op a bitch? Also, learn English.

and whose fault is that???

not one thing wrong with sitting home and relaxing, you don't always have to party.

how did this get approved?

very carefully.

wow ur a no life

How can you hate Netflix?

I never even look to see it it's off a moblie device or what not. who cares?

go out and get laid.. pussy...

69, Thats what I was thinking.

why would you tell people that

I do that ALL the time

yea but ur hot...so its ok

so.. ppl tought u had a life afterwards?

Loners can have friends. They're also usually introverted and like time to themselves more often.

There is nothing wrong with choosing films over beer.

uhm okay no one cares.

You wanted to prove you have a life by...posting on facebook?

on facebook it would have said updated from iPhone and if you have at least the slightest friends they would've known if you had an iPhone or not, and not many bars have wifi, I don't think any bar has wifi. and iPhone can be used on a 3G network so only an idiot would think you were at a bar..bars close at 2am.

Lol if your first comment was "Did you write this on your iPod".

what's stopping you bich this ain't an fml

Ydi for not having a life. if you wanted to go out to a bar, then just go.

this isn't a fml
it's something that you have complete control over
what a noob.

and in vegas bars are open 24/7
and I believe buffalo wild wings can be considered a bar and they have wifi

hope that bar you said you were at had wifi bc if it didn't people would know you were lying!

they'll still know you don't have a life because if you were truly at bar talking with people and drinking, updating your facebook status would be the last thing that you would feel the need to do...

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Did you really need to add 'purposely'

stop complaining and go to a bar! if you sit complaining at home and expect to magically get a life, you'll be disappointed.

wow so what not everyone goes out on weekends it's not a huge deal :-/

if you had a life and was actually having a good time at the bar you wouldnt be on facebook.

Stop being a comment blocker.

damn ><

|the kid|

damn....

you know what...i'm tired of seeing these types of fmls. since you dudes/chicks are so preoccupied with projecting the image of "having a life," why not scrap the image and create your own magic? just sayin'.

|the kid|

couldn't agree more #1
op why don't you go to the damn bar if you want to be there, if you don't want to then stop being a drama queen

No.

well it would be an fml if OP had a life worth effing. lol I do stuff like that-- like when I cancel plans with someone I make fake statuses to cover up and make my lie look legit lol

lol u have no life..

and you post it on fml.. yeah.

u really have no life what's the point of telling us this

well usually bars don't have wifi, and seeing as you have an iPod touch not an iPhone, you'd need that

Netflix is awesome. You automatically have a life by watching movies.

I agree with 92! If you wanted to look like you were having a life than you shouldn't have updated your status at all. and secondly, people could care less whether the status comes from a mobile or not. Just Sayin'

Maybe they were saving their money and energy for Sat night/sunday morning (the real weekend social peak time) but the question is, why update at that time of night from any device, because that in itself is a sign of sadness/failure and should've been busy/elsewhere. Or in bed with a partner.

its all about how you see yourself. who says having a life has to mean you have 300 friends and spend your days partying it up. if thats how you see yourself as having a life then you might actually never have one. life is about quality not quantity.

i do the same thing :)

YDI for not having a life.

get over it, you're not making an effort to go out so you only have yourself to blame. time to stop caring about what other people think. people who waste their money on booze every weekend are losers anyway.

Wow u hav no life!

I only do anything on my itouch...besides xbox and obviously having a social life :(

you deserve no sympathy, get the fuck out there and score some pussy to make momma some grandkids! NAOW

Just go do something! You'll never meet friends to go out with if all you do is sit around and complain about it.

Lack of communication with people face to face.

God 37 that was amazing.

I don't find anything wrong with having a nice night at home all cozy watching movies. you shouldn't be so afraid that people will judge you.

#116 I agree! A nice night at home is perfectly okay. Not everyone parties all weekend, every weekend. I just find it silly that OP complains about it. If they have a problem with it, they should fix it.

I don't find anything wrong with having a nice night at home all cozy watching movies. you shouldn't be so afraid that people will judge you.

Imaginary friends ftw!

Wow, you think spending your night at a bar means you have a life? That's just as pathetic.

#120 Who are you replying to?

Well I'm glad to see I'm not the only loser around here... hahaha