she did you a favor.

Your gain, her loss. If she wants some blood sucking, makeup wearing, sparkles in the sunlight guy...she'll be looking a long time. She needs a reality check.

Dude, in the long run, you will be absolutely fucking pleased with this turn of events.

DUDE YOU ARE SO LUKY TO GET AWAY FROM THAT CRAZY BITCH

they're right... she's a nut job who takes fiction too seriously

Why?

I'm gonna go ahead and say that twilight fans are the ultimate annoyance on this world. Anyone who would compare real men to a (poorly written) fictional character is probably housing the mind of an angsty middle schooler inside the body of a viable girlfriend. Sad thing is, she probably isn't giving you a shitty excuse because twilight fans really are so stupid that they think everything in twilight is applicable to their lives.

lol how old is she, 12?

A lucky escape dude, if she wants someone like Edward, a dangerously obsessed stalker then why not...

This is the same as in some other story, when a girl was dumped for a console game. People who dump others for fictional worlds deserve to be alone. Period.

Wow. what a f**king nutjob.
I am a twlight fan, but who would want Edward? He has serious issues, but it sounds like your little friend does too... Match made in heaven?

im going to take a wild guess and say you kids are still in middle school..otherwise someone needs to stop living in la-la land and make their way back to reality...

i think im in love with you.

LOL comment #7 FTW

Wow, you must be an awesome boyfriend then, honestly. Because Edward? He's a fucking abusive, manipulative, overprotective, overbearing FREAKSHOW.

i can't believe that you would even date someone that reads that crap. i refuse to have anything to do with anyone that is obsessed with that bs.

lol #30 I agree but try to keep it cool on the language, thanks :)

Offer to cut her breaks and watch her in her sleep, then you'll win her back...

/sarcasm

Dude, you are better off without her if she's that delusional.

FKK i hateeee edward my ex was obsessed with him and when we broke up i said sarcastically "im sorry i couldnt be more like edward, a fictional character" she said, yeah, to bad.

If she wants to date a 108(?) year old abusive vampire then by all means let her. She'll be alone for the rest of her life.

You are lucky to get away from someone who compares you to twighlight....besides who want to be with a girl who gets off on a book

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

She is a freak, man! Real women prefer Jacob...in wolf form.

Edward was around for hundreds of years, yet hadn't matured beyond the level of a fickle teenage boy. Plus, he doesn't get furry when he gets all worked up. He sucks.

your ex is a stupid fangirl bitch :D

I love twilight. But Im willing to admit that Edward is fictional.

i dumped my girlfriend for not being more like Megan Fox

Lets just say, your not the only one... my ex did that excessively...

#10 needs 2 face reality. >.>''

and sorry 2 hear about that. she's lame.

I vote you deserved this, because you chose a girl who said that.

when i read this i WTFed.
whatever, her loss.
she's gonna be looking awhile if she's looking for a guy who doesn't want sex.

fuck her life.

For serious???!!!!!! CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with all the people saying dude, I think you got off lucky. If she's that stupid, you're better off with another girl anyway.

Trust me, that's a very very good thing that she dumped you. Girls like that are insane and she would make you insane eventually if you stay with her long enough.

Sounds like yet another teenage drama. Unless she's an adult, then she needs professional help (if she calls him "her Edward").

edward prefers to eat pussy when the girl is menstruating

Happened to me, too. Damn books.

Shes's totally crazy! With such a girlfriend, you are the luckiest man alive. She did not dumped you, she made you a favor.

Wow. I'm gonna agree with everyone else who's said your gf's crazy and it's good she dumped you. I mean, I like those books, and even I can see that Edward's the opposite of a good guy to be with. Especially the stalking her while she sleeps in her bedroom - creepy much? You're better off finding someone who's a little more grounded in reality and emotionally healthy.

she really did you a favor, but girls believe that shit about love? it's a child's novel! any 15 yo is more realistic than the characters and, if i may, the writer.

I'm not talking about the reality of vampires, of course, just about reality of life.

She'll be back....
And you can tell her to 'suck off' ...

Same here -_-

Ok, so she wants a flat (personality wise) character that may be perfect at the activities he does but likes to drink blood, stalk people, and is liable to kill her?

...Erm, I hope for her sake that she doesn't bump into a sex offender

dude, being with a 13 yr old girl is wrong in the first place
:P

Hahahah that is some funny shit. Her luck tho is she wont find a Edward she will find herself a James, who doesnt want to love her he just wants to Feed

Send her a gift box with glitter and glue XD

Ok, so here's what you do. This will take a lot of dedication but trust me it's completely worth it. Get a 100% make-over, make sure not even you can recognize yourself, go to Hot Topic and buy any Twilight gear you can find. When you see her make sure you're wearing all of your Twilight wear, carry all of the books from the series on you, if you can even get an illegal copy of the movie have that on you too. Talk to her about Twilight, it won't be hard to fake your way through it, just say you love Edward, you hate Jacob and you wish that you could find yourself a real-life Bella, she'll melt for you here. Once you have her in your grasp start dating her and make sure she doesn't take any birth control pills and one night have ravenous sex with her, like bestial almost, completely condom free. Wait a few weeks to months and when she comes to tell you that you guys are now expecting and that you should at least talk marriage plans over reveal to her that it's really you and that you absolutely hate everything Twilight, and that the books and movie make for decent firewood at best. Then while she's crying, this is the most crucial part, scream at the top of your lungs while rearing your whole body in preparations for a punch, "FAAALCOOOON!" And as your make contact with her embryo enriched stomach finish the phrase, "PAAWWWNCH!" As she's lying on the floor grab the copy of the sex tape you no-doubtingly made the night you conceived the child, that may or may not be alive depending on your ability Falcon Punch, and sell it online to make up some of the cost of this whole revenge expedition.

That girls retarded if she thinks she can actually find a guy thats like someone created by a woman. She did you a favor.

#66. Marry me.

ummm
any girl who would break up with her real boyfriend for a fictional creeper vampire character from a mediocre book doesn't deserve to be in a relationship

it's her loss, not yours.. in fact, now you can find yourself a girl who isn't caught up with fantasy

#17 : You're made of win.
*
& Why isn't this hard to believe?

#69, I just may. As long as you're female, I mean for one I'm straight and for two I live in California where we passed prop 8.

"Send her a gift box with glitter and glue XD"
Omg, #65, why didn't I think of that? lol!

#66 & #42 - freaking awesome XD

im in the same boat buddy
:(

Yah she definitely did you a favor. Probably the most immature thing I've ever heard. lol. fyl.

wow, she's friggin' crazy. you're better off without her.

everybody has an edward...he is not actually edward, hes just the person thats perfect to them. Maybe your not hers...but trust me...your somebodies ;-) maybe your just not right for eachother..

#42 LOL Mad Props

OMG. You are soooo better off. Thank God you got out.

Holy crap... I agree with #81

She is a loser and a idiot you are better off without her. Edward is a crazy abusive stalker and fat girls around the world seem to think hes prince charming. seriosully you doged a bullet. but if you want her back just take apart her car so she cant hang out with any other guys(thats what edward did)

She's retarded, therefore she did you a favour. FHL and wish her a great career as a hairdresser/beautician/supermarket cashier.

My fiance and her friends were all obsessed with the books and with their super-dreamy Edward. Solution? Take from the philosophy of Sun Tzu and "know thy enemy". I learned about Edward, I went to the book club to hear the discussion, I talked about the story and genre, I even went see the movie. And then I slowly start to do the little things that make ol' Eddy-boy more appealing. If she wants romance and passion and intrigue and lust and protection, give it to her! It will only make things better and hotter for both of you :-D To hell with a book, I AM her 'Edward'

Don't get me wrong...I think fictional characters are fascinating. I read, write, nerdily roll 20 sided dice, the whole nine yards. And before anyone jumps on my back, I HAVE read the Twilight books. I literally had nothing better to do with myself a few days over last summer. And I honestly think they're just plain bad: bad writing, bad influence, bad moral message, etc. Whomever posted this...you got a lucky break. Be glad. To all the ladies unrealistically waiting for someone like Edward, you go for it. It gives the rest of us an opportunity to date the REAL guys, who are nice and sweet and make incredible boyfriends without being manipulative crazy people. And to all the guys, just ride it out, avoid the crazy fangirls, and don't take any of their crap. If there's any justice in the world, the Twilight mania will run its course soon.

#87 You're my new favorite person. I read the first Twilight book, at the request of my sister. It was the worst thing I'd ever read, and I've read a lot. I told this to I friend of mine who proceeded to berate me about how I must not know what good books are, because Twilight was amazing. I'm glad to have finally found another voice of reason.

To the original poster. Good freaking riddance. Edward is a creepy psycho anyway.

#78 - he's a symbol for an empty vessel. Please see #27 for other references as to why Edward should not be looked upon as any sort of symbol of the perfect man.

Ok. I'm agreeing with everyone else. You should be glad you got away as easily as you did. She'd be expecting you to start watching her every move and cutting the cables to her car so she couldn't go see her friends.

Creeepy.

Her loss dude. She can sit in her room and be in fetal position crying about how edward is going to come any day now.
im sorry to hear that she dumped you for a creature that does not exist. it shows poor social and communication skills, and shows that she isnt even remotely ready to be in a real life relationship, if she is going to be comparing a real wholesome boy such as yourself to a poorly written fictional character, then she needs a slap in the face, a HUUUUGE reality check, and someone to burn those books, because they have obviously taken over her mind in a non healthy way.
im a fan of twilight but im not going to bring it out in the realworld where it doesnt belong. it stays on my bookshelf.
for a spot of advice, dont bother reading the book. its not worth reading it if your ex wants you to be more like the "boy of her crazy fantasy".

Wow. I read the books and know a man in a book is different from a man in life. You deserve someone with common sense anyway. Think of it as a good thing.

dude a ton of girls love edward! just be more romantic and commited, that's really what she wants. sucks that she broke up with you over it though!

sorry to hear that man.
I have read twilight...thought good ol Edward has some major problems, as does the author. And this is all coming from a chick that loves the books.
I understand that she may have been only 14 and doesn't understand the concept of parasitism and abusive relationships (too many syllables) but maybe by that age she should realize the difference between fiction and reality. However, sometimes the concept is just a little too much to handle.
Best of luck. You will look back on all of this and send her a thank you note :)

I wouldn't take it too personally. It's definitely her, not you.

All Twilight criticism aside, if that girl is dissatisfied with the relationship and doesn't know how to work at it or vocalize her complaints other than telling you "you're not like this 100 year old virgin vampire that sparkles in the sun, I quit" then obviously she's not mature enough to be in a relationship. If it wasn't "her Edward' it would have been something else eventually. You don't want to be shackled down to someone so selfish.

Bahaha. This is def my favorite. I picture this girl holding her Twilight book, and worshiping it like the bible. haha
That movie sucked major balls.

Hahaha! She's delusional if she thinks she can a guy like that. Too perfect to psychically exist.

hahaha something is wrong with her...but edward is pretty hott!

yeah...good books...EDWARD is AMAZING...but she won't find anyone like him!

dont get me wrong...i love vampires...and chick flicks
BUT
that guy is a fag...he is the pansiest [yes, thats a word] vampire ever. i feel like throwing up when i hear some girl say something about how *wonderful* he is...
sucks to be you dude. she was probably a ho anyway.

That is hilarious.

lol #54.

LOL bummer dude.

Tell her you'll bleach your skin and start trying to eat her when she has her period.

# 87 and 88, you two are amazing. i'll admit, i can be a fangirl at times, but Twilight was probably one of the worst books i've ever read. the characters were flat, uninteresting, and i could have sworn i'd read this story about 5 other times. i'm glad to see there are other girls who aren't giving into the craze.

by the way dude, you wouldn't want to have been with her, like everyone says. she would probably want you to role play edward in bed, and i'm not sure how anyone could get it up doing that.

OMFG dude you should be HAPPY.

LOL for comment #7.

Twilight is dumb. Edward is not real. He is not amazing. Get real, Twilight fans. Look for real men instead of living in your fantasy world; unless you want to be alone forever, I suggest you make a big change fast. I think I'm in the 2% of females in this world who HATE Twilight. I could rant for hours about how stupid it is. It's so poorly written, the storyline makes absolutely no sense, and it's a downright disgrace to vampires.

Nosferatu is the way to go.

I went to see twilight movie with my ex and it was sooo shit i reckon i was about to literally shit bricks. Stupid story that has been ripped off by every fan fiction ever made. And #109 STFU go work your woman hole to Edward some more so we dont have to listen to you, Twilight is shit and how can you even judge this guy when you havent met him.

i mean i love twilight, but i am not about to tell my boyfriend to be like edward.

Maybe if you treated her more like a cherry cheesecake... :)

if you really think about it. Edward was a creep. hanging out in girls rooms, stalking them. i dunno about you. but if she wants the stalker type, let her get killed after she tries to get away from him :) hahaha, what a douche.

you're lucky to get rid of her dude. she is F'ed beyond belief. choosing a fictional vampire over a real person! i don't get the hype about twilight. isn't it some chick love story that doesn't happen in real life?

My ex-girlfriend admitted to me she had madly fallen in love with... Edward from Twilight.....

I reckon she "thinks about him in bed" too.......

wtf!?

#111, because that's what a ton of Twilight fans do. Anti-Twilighters have been called lesbians, because obviously if they can't appreciate Edward they can't be straight. It wouldn't be insulting if it weren't just something meant rudely and tossed at you without ever knowing you. They've also been called idiots, fat, ugly, obviously no man wants any piece of you, angry, and bitter.

Anyways, sorry you ever got together with her. She's fairly obviously immature and possibly a bit psycho too. I know it sounds harsh, but you really almost definitely are better off without her. Find someone who's not obsessed with a sparkly, abusive vampire next time. Good luck!

Maybe she just wanted someone old fashioned and romantic. Jeez!
Also, this IS the funniest FNL I've ever read. Sorry, dude.

I hear you man. Same shit has happened to me time and time again. That girl broke up with me for another girl. FNL indeed.

Heh. I meant "this". My bad. But on the other hand, all Twilight fan girls are cut from the same cloth. Your better off without her.

Take some cues from Edward the 100 year-old vampire, and you will have girls swooning at your feet. Guaranteed. Bring back the romance dudes.

Trust me, you're better off without a girlfriend who takes those shitty books seriously.

Believe me, you didn't want to be with her in the first place.
BTW, Edward is a bit of a jerk ( I really do not get what the fangirls see in him) so you're probably a better person for not being like him.

oh thats nothing new.
girls are in love with him.
its ridiculous -.-

crappy book, crazy fans, and sucky moive.. nuff said.. tought i do like the soups take on that movie
"if you like to see teenages talk softly then this movie is for you.."

crappy book, crazy fans, sucky movie. Nuff said.
BTW if i had a vampire stalker.. i would ram a alaskan pine cross through its heart so fast it couldn't even say "(crappy vampire voice) I'm here to suck you blood"
always keep one with me just in case..
P.S. crazy b*tch better off with out her..

am i the only girl not obssessed with some crazy stalker vampire? youre better off without her man. people who get sucked into fictional stories/movies DESERVE to be alone, lets face it. by the way #5- YOURE DUMB. #7-LMFAO KUDOS! #8-OH MY MEE i LOVE iT. #10-Hunny edward is as real as SANTA. #42- i would too. =]

ok
1) Edward is an AMAZING fictional character, no matter how dumb the books are
2) maybe she dumped you because you're not her type (pale, stalkerish and overbearingly sexy)
3) she's just a silly little girl who doesn't realize that Edward will never be hers
4) as everyone has said, you're better off without her
5) if you really want her back you can....nah don't do it
6) good luck finding someone else who isn't a complete psycho. its hard to do in a world like ours
7) i just like writing ridiculously long comments on these, so i'm done

I'm sorry she got interested in such bad literature. I would say harry potter is a much better read. Then again I would say they both suck.

Well, if she's looking for a dude who doesn't want sex, is a 108 year old virgin who still lives with his "parents", sparkles in the sunlight, is a stalker, and has no personality...

#132 an "amazing fictional character" WITH NO PERSONALITY. NONE. His "appeal" is entirely based on looks.

#17 how would you feel about going on a date.

twilight is ripped off of a charlaine harris series anyway.

Edward is cool and everything, but she needs a reality check.

Bitch is crazy. You're better off.

Hey that sucks but don't feel too bad cause your probably not the first to have that happen to them....

umm if she truly did it just because of that reason then shes absolutely insane and unless you enjoying hurting yourself, staying with her is a terrible decision. She can go and have sex with that book till the rest of her life

speaking from a guy's perspective, i can understand the obsession with Edward. Your girl is not attracted to the fact that he's a vampire, or that he's manipulative / a stalker / over-protective. Instead, i think she's drawn to the mystique associated with Edward. he's like the embodiment of passion, power, confidence and romance, qualities that create attraction

Dude that's the best thing that ever happened to you. You seriously lucked out on this bitch. Go get drunk and find a normal girl.

Lemme get this straight- you were dating a girl whose idea of the perfect guy is some retarded stalker vampire? Like #144 said, that's probably the best thing that could have happened to you.

The fact that you dated a girl stupid enough to enjoy Twilight just proves you needed the reality check of getting dumped. I will admit that seeing as how you are apparently the only person left alive who hadn't heard of that terrible series yet, that is an unpleasant way to find out.

Also, #66 is my idol, and #98 made me laugh out loud. Did no one else pick up on the fact that "Psychically" does not mean the same thing as "Physically"? I know, because I used to get them confused, as well. When I was eight.

FALCOOOOOON PUUUUUUUUNCH!

Fuck Edward Cullen.
Fuck your ex girlfriend.

Wow.

Well this girl is obviously just another petty conformist pawn, who's still much too immature and hasn't learned to think for herself yet.

Good riddance.

#66 - I love you!

and lol at the chick. I love Twilight but thats taking it too an extreme hahaha.

Wow, your (ex) gf's a loser. Sorry, man.

AHAHAHAHA! I love anime guys and some fictional guys, but I think anyone who would dump a guy for a fictional character is a total dumbass. You are so much better off without the stupid chick.

My friend did that once, she got angry at her boyfriend because he wasn't more like Ryan from the OC. I still can't get over how stupid she was. Thankfully, she's grown up quite a bit since then.

You deserve much better anyways. The thought of reading/watching Twilight repulses me.

lulz

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
suckerrrr.

the fact that your girlfriend is more attracted to a fictional character (no matter how wonderful that fictional character is, which edward definitely is!) is an issue on your part, not hers.
so maybe your life is fucked, but it's your fault for not being what she wanted.
so really you deserve it. congrats.

omg. AMEN to her <3
hahahaa

The same thing happened to my friend. Go figure the only book his gf has ever read would be a ridiculous fabrication of the "ideal man" written by a bored Mormon women. After reading it she tells him she hasn't been happy for 6 months, and breaks up with him. He's not a fan of Twilight, to say the least.

She wants a 107 year old abusive stalker? Wow, girl's got issues.

lol seriously dude, you don't know how lucky you are

IF SHE WANTS SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST THEN WITH A REAL PERSON THAT CARES ABOUT HER. THAN SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING WITH HERSELF. PLUS THIS GIVES YOU A REASON TO MOVE ON AND FIND SOMEONE NEW.

OTL....

I love Twilight, but I would never actually expect it to happen! It's fiction! People are stupid haha

that is disgusting. you are better off without this girl. what a freak!

comment #7 and 27 ftw

they pretty much say it all

and #66 lmao

Hahaha, I already read the Twilight series, and I make fun of the fact that my boyfriend isn't like Edward all the time, but I'm not STUPID enough to dumb him for a fictional character.

He bought me Edwards poster for my birthday... god bless him. (the bf i mean)

You and a million others.

OMG.. i did not think anyone would take it sooo seriously .. i always tell my bf that jokingly but I am not serious.. sorry man

Haha wow sounds like an excuse to me. At least I hope so because if not she really is... weird.

haha
that is sad
people in my math class were talking about your FNL story in school today haha

This is the worst FNL I have ever seen.

LOL

Throw some glitter on your face and tell her you have to break up because IT'S NOT SAFE FOR HER TO DATE YOU. The vampire guy spends the whole first book trying *not* to date the main character.

You are better off, because if she wants you to be more like Edward then that would mean that you would be an obsessive stalker. . .

you're ex will fail at life. ahaha i have burning hate for the twilight fans. who happen to be some of my friends. lol not that i hate my friends...i just hate the fact they CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT TWILIGHT.

yea. she wanted a bloodsucking vampire dude. i would laugh so hard if she went looking for an edward, a rapist responded to her saying he was a vampire then. actually. nvm. ;)

LOL. Most people would be choked to get dumped... but in your case, I'm guessing you were just confused as hell!

Be glad she's gone. Twilight fans are absolutely despicable. This "Edward" character not only paints an unrealistic image of men, he's also a fucking stalker and a pussy. And I'd know; I read all 4 of the books (wasn't my idea).

Well at least now you have the book so you can learn a few things.

your ex is crazy. next time i hope you find a girl who is interested in reality.

i met a girl when i went to see the movie and she told me she dumped her boyfriend cuz he wasnt anything like edwrad . i didnt think she was serious but i guess people are that crazy . i mean im pretty obsessed with twilight im not gonna lie but its not THAT serious.

woaza

Your ex girlfriend is a rabid twilight fan girl, she did you a favor, a VERY BIG favor.

Edward is the teenage girl equivalent of Pamela Anderson. Superficially appealing; overly exaggerated; completely two-dimensional.

Like most hormone-infused teenage boys, tween girls get all worked up over him. And like-wise many of them carry the same emotional and sexual maturity well into adulthood.

Thankfully, many guys and girls eventually grow up and develop better taste.

85... REALLY??? I have read all 4 books, I have no idea why, it was kind of like a train wreck (And I was on bed rest after being in the hospital... they made me feel better about MY life). I hated basically ALL the characters. I really don't see who could POSSIBLY want a boyfriend who seems to think that they are inept to take care of themselves, creepily stalks them, takes apart their car (when they are completely helpless and unable to put it back together) forces things on them that they don't want, and deep down really just wants to kill them. Cause he did. Want to.

That said, noname, you are lucky that you got out of that one, because I really think that seeing all of the qualities that you LACK you're perfectly capable and even likely to find another, less neurotic, unrealistic, immature and insane girl out there somewhere. I don't think it will be hard really.

I'd like to think that if vampires were real, they'd be hideous, vile, ravenous, uncontrollable killing machines with no remorse for life considering they've been cursed to live forever. If that's the type of "man" girls want, so be it.

Also, if anybody compares you to a fictional character AT ALL, even in your defense, they're crazy for personifying the character in the first place... stick with real life...

Throw a party, because you dodged a bullet there. A big, bazooka-sized bullet.

Re: #7

<3 That was a beautiful way to summarize that shit.

This is retarded that bitch is obviously crazy. He is a fucking fictional charcater so she is freaking crazy. Plus Edward is gay.

psh, i'd dump any guy for edward. i'd also sell my car.

It's wonderful that you all are so livid about her liking a fictional character, but YOU get a reality check and do what/learn from #86. Be a man...like Edward :-)

And P.S. if you obsess over porn magazings and all those amazing girls, just know that they're pretty unrealistic too.

the really sad thing is I told my GF about this FNL - and now she is reading that fucking book

DONT BLAME HER TBH EDWARD IS FUCKING AMAZING

!

Ah I'm sorry, but this is too funny. Your girlfriend is HILARIOUS that she seriously thinks she's going to marry someone like a fictional character.

ja... but anyway how doesn't want someone like edward? he's absurlty perfect

# 86 - FTW!

My ex-girlfreind did that to me as well. It wasnt the main reason we broke up, but still, If anyone has the insensitivity to dump you because of a fictional character, they obviously have no idea what true love really is. C'mon girls, just be happy with what you have, nobody's perfect.

Sigh, a simple story gone out of hand. Twilight sets the standards too high. But the funniest part is that that they won't find anyone, and hopefully come back to you. Then...

Oh my god. Unless you want to resort to pedophilia and throwing glitter on yourself, don't feel so bad. Edward is more of an insecure fairy than a heroic vampire. You did nothing wrong, she's just insane. You know what, whoever you are, I'll date you, and we'll see what your girlfriend thinks when your fantasies actually come to life and she's stuck with a flipping book that doesn't even make sense.

Hooray for hack "authors" distorting concepts of romance for a generation of impressionable 14-year-old girls!

Not gonna lie, I fell in love with Edward Cullen while reading the Twilight series, and at times wished I was in Bella's shoes. Though, I do agree your girlfriend is crazy for breaking up with you because you are not like Edward. But I see where she is coming from.

Maybe you should consider some of the actions Edward takes in the novels. For example, being protective, which in return, makes most girls feel like you would do absolutely anything for them. On that note, do absolutely anything for her, I know it's hard, but if she's worth it, give her the world and make sure she's the center of attention or openly express your true feelings for her, often. Be gentle and passionate with every touch. I know those are a few things that made me fall in love with Edward.

Unfortunately, the average joe is too afraid to show a girl this because it ruins their 'macho man' rep. that all men seem to need to fit in society without being made fun of by other 'macho man' guys.
(Comment 199 is a perfect example. haha)

Shoot I meant comment #191 is a perfect example.

Comment 143 describes how I feel completely.

okay she doesnt want edward shew ants someone like him. I mean i agree with the whole abusive stalker thing, but in the books he was also a gentleman and very caring at the same time so i guess its whats shes into more...being afraid shitless while around her boyfriend cause he might snap at any moment or a caring gentleman.

edward is a creeper

dont hate on edward guys, he didnt do anything wrong.

I like Edward.
Edward Scissorhands that is.

OMG i can't stop laughing!! funniest FNL ever!

here's the thing. edward cullen is real, and is a beautiful person.
you need to be more like him.

that happened to me 2..


it took me a week to realize she did me a favor and now i giggle about it.

so i would have to agree with most of these ppl and say she is a stupid bitch for leaving you for EDWARD CULLEN(fictional character)......but i do have to say if i were a fictional character i would want him!!

Edward Cullen is the hottest guy is history. It has nothing to do with sucking blood or being a stalker. He makes Bella the center of his universe and is protective, loving, and honest about his feelings for her. He is truly the perfect boyfriend. So all you Edward haters, go see the movie a few more times and maybe you will be open enough to see what all the WOMEN are drooling over. Come on guys, a little jealous that you are incapable of true devotion. So....bite me!

DUDE. My gf read and watched Twilight too. Even though she didn't break it off with me, she's used it against me in SO many fights. I FEEL FOR YOU, BRO.

dude, #14 needs to grow up and respect other peoples opinions.

um wow some of u guys are really insulting to twilight fans...not all fans are insane please and thank you. so keep it to yourselves assholes... be a little considerate

and for your ex so sorry dude she's insane even i would never do that, coming from a true twilight fan

damn i wish i could find an Edward..

Well, she's mental. Turning you down for someone that doesn't exist. She's more likly to get struck by lightning. You are way better off without her if she's that shallow.

Twitards. xp I will be so incredibly glad when this fad finally dies down and the 'tards finally grow up and get a life (most will, at least).

It totally sucks you were dumped and I'm sorry you have to deal with that amount of total fail.

Guys, if your gf is giving you grief because you're not Edward Cullen incarnate and acts like it's your fault you aren't, if she won't shut up and lay off, you're seriously better off without her. It's the same as if she were telling you to be more like another guy you go to school with. Don't put up with that kind of disrespect and stress. You all deserve better than that garbage, so go find someone who isn't going to constantly tell you how and why (she thinks) you're not good enough.

Chicks, Edward Cullen does not exist IRL. Males like him do not, at all, in any form, exist IRL. Your boyfriends will never be like Eddykins so if you've given him a hard time because he falls short of some fictional ideal, stop. If your bf isn't good enough for you, why are you with him? How would you feel if your bf were giving you a hard time about not being like some idealized female they were all nuts about? Real guys are going to drive you nuts at times and make mistakes and they definitely can't read your mind so don't expect them to. They don't pick up well on the kind of subtle hints and clues girls like to drop, either, so if there's something you want him to know, tell him and be direct. Guys do not do subtle so don't get upset if you try to be coy and drop hints and he totally misses it.

A guy who truly loves you will not try to control your life, who you see, where you go, when you go there, who you go there with...your whole life, basically. I've dated guys like that and I've known chicks who've dated guys like that, and those kinds of guys have no qualms about hitting, slapping, pushing, dragging, shoving, and/or kicking you. They'll pull your hair and they'll pull you around by your hair, as well as any other part of your body they can get a grip on. They'll blame you for the fact they attacked you and they'll swear if they didn't love you so much they never would have done it and they're sorry and they swear it'll never happen again--until the next time their 'love' drives them to hurt you. He'll isolate you from your family and friends, chip away at your self-esteem, do what he needs to until you believe you're lucky to have him and he's your entire life.

It's easy to dismiss all this when you're reading a post by someone you don't know because the abuse is abstract and not real to you and that kind of thing wouldn't ever happen to you, anyway. I'm not in your situation so who am I to say who does and does not love you? If you think I don't know what I'm talking about, abused women will back every bit of it up, so before you end up lying about walking into doors and falling down the stairs and buying lots of concealer to hide the bruises contact a woman's shelter or domestic abuse hotline and talk to someone there. Meet a woman who's been in an abusive, controlling relationship and let her explain why what Stephenie Meyer calls love is anything but.

Psycho bitch is psycho.
She needs to be smacked into reality.

Ok Joyous, even YOUR description of Edward is creepy. You describe Bella as being the center of Edward's universe and this is supposed to make him appealing?? I'm sorry, but I read the books and thought they were a fun, easy read, but I gotta tell you, if any guy made me the CENTER of his universe I'd really be concerned about him. The only things outside of worshipping Bella this guy seems to like are baseball and being superhuman. Who wants a guy like that? Real guys are, well, HUMAN, and they have interests and hobbies and imperfections that make them even that much more loveable (sometimes :P ). True love isn't when one person is literally obsessed with the other person, its when being in love with them makes both of you better and stronger people. It's books and movies like these that make girls believe they have to wait for a guy to come along with NO imperfections, and at the first sign of the relationship getting hard, they duck out, thinking it "wasn't meant to be".

The "Twilight" series was fun to read, but please, don't move to Forks in your minds, ladies.

dude ive been in this exact same situation twice the second i wasnt dating but i tried only to hear "i want someone more like edward" thus for now on i try to mimic this stupid vampire to get to be the guy for girls...EPIC FNL

its your fault your not like edward hes the best if alll guys were like him the world would be a better place heres some advice GO READ THE TWILIGHT SERIES AND ACT LIKE EDWARD DOES!!1111

I wanted the exact same thing of my boyfriend after reading twilight (though I never dumped him) I LOVE Edward and Twilight and I think deep down every girl wants a guy kind of like him. But dumping your bf because hes not like a fictional character is lame. Very lame. Youre better off without her :)

#85 how many books have you read in your life? It can't have been many.
You want a real novel? Try Johnny Got His Gun, The Perks of Being a Wall Flour, The Sound and the Fury, Grapes of Wrath, or just about anything written with SOME kind foresight and substance.

The Twilight Saga (which, oh by the way, I DID read) is a mockery of modern literature.
It's clear by the fourth book that the author is impotent in the literary sense; she fails to climax.
In other words: issues created in the rising conflict where not satisfactorily dealt with during the main action in the plot sequence or at any point thereafter. The fact that there was excessive set up that had little purpose and had nothing to do with the actual resolution of the book is pathetic and shows that the author has no idea how to write effectively.

(Twilight/Harry Potter SPOILER)
The "battle" scene in the fourth book of Twilight was a pathetic attempt to imitate the culmination of the Harry Potter Saga (Harry Potter happens to be an incredibly well thought out series AND has some value, though it may be buried in fantasy). The resolution in the fourth Twilight book was a HUGE COP OUT. Half that book was meaningless filler.

#85 and #86 have it right! Edward is AMAZING! and every boy (especially the ones on this FNL) should try to be as loving, sexy, and charming as he is. Don't fight it boys, just learn how edward is and replicate it. (or at least try) and every girl should hold out for someone as great as edward, or at least someone that will love them the way he loves bella. but dumping someone for a fictional character is lame! and something most people wouldn't do..which tells me there is probably something else she wasn't happy with that you just don't want to repeat.

you realize that book is fake..and this is fake cause no girl is that stupid

The romance of Twilight is the product of a sexually deprived woman who has been repressed by religious conservatism. I think the reason Edward is so overbearing and manipulative is because that's only kind of man Stephanie Meyer has ever known. She probably thinks it's normal and acceptable for men to be so emotionally abusive and controlling and has NO IDEA that REAL MEN exhist, that actually give a damn about women as people and not something to be controlled.

Hopefully, you are one of thoes real men.
But she is NOT a real woman.

#230 do you NOT understand that you just contradicted yourself?
If you say, "every girl should hold out for someone as great as edward,"
then basically you are saying she was right to break up with this guy because
he ISN'T like Edward.

hey # 233..suck it (vapire..get it??)

edward rocks!

Good for her.

you are all jealous.... cause you will never compare to edward cullen, and i completely agree with the girl. if i had a boyfriend while i read twilight, id dump him too

and number 232, your lame, stop trying to sound smart, shut up

I'd like to agree with #10 and others who think Edward is hott but this girl is obessed with it honestly her breaking up with u is probably the best thing FOR YOU

i told my boyfriend the same thing.

we didn't break up though. i just told him to be more like edward.

#229, you're awesome. I mean, sure I don't read great novels full of literary value, my favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk. He has very little literary value, but even Choke wasn't nearly as misogynistic as any of these four books are. These books are raising a generation of women to want to be in abusive, manipulating relationships. Go Stephanie Meyer for fucking guys over by making women into idiots and fucking girls over by making them want to be in shitty relationships. Also she fucked up vampires' complete mythology, werewolves mythology (that shit pissed me off when I found out what she did to werewolves), the whole fantasy genre of novels due to the fact that there will be even shittier (if possible) rip offs of it. Hell she fucked the most shit out of everyone, I'm starting to think that was her goal to begin with.

Wow... I knew educational standards had slipped off the cliff edge and plummetted to their doom, and the vacuous cult of celebrity culture had generally rotted a few brains... but a young woman unable to differentiate between a real, living breathing human being in front of her and a fictional mythological character from a book??? Now I really have heard every darn thing!! Look on it this way, you've had a very lucky escape.

wow. what a dumb ho. i assure you, though, this will turn out for the better.

f*** Twilight

Haha, I'll admit, I enjoyed the books. But really, they're fictional characters. People who compare them to actual people are ridiculous. And there are far better characters out there. You got the better deal, believe me.

hahaha edward <333 but thats ridiculous.

I completely agree with 216 & 204; she is probably looking for someone who acts more like the loving & caring side of Edward. It is almost impossible to read those books & not fall in love with Edward - and worse, the film has made it seem almost real. I completely understand this Twilight obsession as I am also a teeny bit obssessed but I know he doesn't exist & I should think she does to. I bet all she is looking for is an amazingly romantic, passionate, caring guy who will make looking after her one of his priorities.

Although, if she does think he is real - you were very lucky!

Yeah dude, my girlfriend reads those damn books too. I remember one time she started talking about them for like two seconds on the phone. My connection dropped right then for some really odd reason. Once, we were sitting on the couch watching television when she brought up wanting to see the movie. So we go. About fifteen minutes into the movie I just put my hand down her pants and we ended up leaving, by her choice. That's the rule boys and girls, just start getting sexual with girls when they start that dumb Twilight shit. It's like porn to them or something, gets them in the mood.

It sucks too, cause ever since I was about 13 I thought Edward would be a rad name for a kid. Cause of Eddie Munster, not some dumbass vampire idiot. Well, looks like my first son's name will be Toivo. :/

twilight is nicee. but not real. i moved on..

Dye your hair redbrown, throw on some glitter, and become a controlling, stalker asshole. Hey, she said that's what she wanted!

lmfao @ 7

hahaha.
i was obess but not that much.
dang.
that stinks.
i'm sorry.
her loss.
edward is not real but if he was that would be cool,, but he's not.