He knows how to keep it short and sweet :)

Hurr hurr, my comment has nothing to do with the first post but I'm gonna reply here anyway!


I guess I should put a disclaimer here stating that I'm imitating the above poster, since my last comment like this was moderated by someone thinking I was serious.

I'm glad you feel the same way Freeze.

He obviously had a reason to do it and he tried to do it in a way that might not hurt so much. He still got her a rose. Although with all these breakup/divorce FMLs the trend seems to be blaming the guy. These things go both ways.

ouch at least u got a rose out of it. :)

i doubt that's all he kept short and sweet.

dirty ^

i always am. innuendo intended. ;)

ahh he was clever... probably won't ever find a guy as sharp as that one.

sharp like a prick.



from a rose! get out of the gutter!

Touch me.

....?

Ajjas013, you're right about Freeze. At first I had my doubts, but now I realize that he really is at the bottom of the food chain.

I can see where we agree here, but Freeze does make a good point here and there.

I feel loved.

Owned...

hahaha

at least u got a rose...?

Har har :)

agreed, 2.

Could've been just a post-it. This is a fairly nice, albeit cowardly, break up. Not every relationship lasts but it still sucks to get dumped. Sorry OP

light a paperbag inside put dog crap ring his doorbell and run attached a note "I thought you were hot you peice of shit burn in hell "

what an asshole. thats such an idiotic way to dump someone

Right, he should of killed her family and then given her a red rose symbolizing the blood her family spilled instead. That's a much more humane way to dump someone :)

whoa, just whoa on the violence. poor op expected something cute and got dumped. he is lucky his family is still intact.. along with other things..

Chop his penis off and do the following steps:

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Stick his junk in that box
3. Make him open that box

That's the way you do it~

LOL - you sound a bit bitter #3. My guess is you have had a similar breakup.

Ajjas, dear, have i told you i loves you? total WIN! :P

Yes Ninja, you just have :)

@Ajjas: Amazing quote from Lonely Island. Fits perfectly in this situation, kudos sir.

@OP: If you were going out for quite a while, and you didn't do anything to him, FYL.
However, if you were only together for a short amount of time, or you did something brutal to him then I say YDI.
(amidoinitrite?)

@Jesus: why do you hate me? :(

okay, ajjas, just checkin'. :P

73, jesus loves you. he whispered it in my ear.

He does?! Why did he lie to me then? T_T

He works at the car store. Pronounced: (Hay-Zeus) learn that name. It'll be up in lights one day.

@Ajjas: Oh! I saw that guy the other day, I think? He gave me the wrong parts for my car, he's a big jerk.

what a tool. he should change his name. poserr.

It's called Vegas. Full of fake hookers with fake tits dating fake Jesuses.

ewe fake tits D:

@Ninja: I agree! Isn't there some other guy that's supposedly named Jesus, that's supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent, or something like that?

@Ajjas: Ohhhh, is it nice in Vegas this time of the year? Maybe I may visit to see some of these "Jesus" fakes. =O

(Damn my comments getting moved)

Yes Ninja. It's called augmentation.


Beware, the Jesuses look like hobos and have a night job of handing out porno playing cards to innocent passerbys. They tend to target families of five.

Hobos? Oh snap, I don't stand a chance. They may jump me and take my booze and -gets horrible mental images-

I'll just stay here, thank you for the warning!

i live in a family of six. i can go to Vegas and not get attacked by hay-zeus hobos. *dance*

That doesn't mean they won't attack. They're all Latino too.


I'm just sayin'.

i'm scared. and i'm a few thousand miles for these poser hobo freaks. *hides*

Latino!? hmm... Maybe if I throw taco shells, beef, and cheese at them they will be too distracted making burritos to notice...

from* -_-

@107 Racism isn't cool.

@Ninja: PM me, I'll tell you all about it. It's real.

I wasn't being racist! I want some burritos now. :(

That was stereotyping, not racism.

^ What he said.

'cept, I wasn't being serious. =P

So if I stereotype blacks with fried chicken that's not racist?

Nope, just pointing out a well-known stereotype.

i'm thinking it's a race stereotype.. making you both right.

Well, a stereotype is usually to a certain group of people. Though technically it could be considered racist, 'cause what else group of people would you say something like that to? Well, that is if you consider Mexicans, Latinos, etc etc to be all the same, in which case it's different races bringing us back to it being a stereotype... my brain hurts.

Exactly, I win after all :)


By the way I in no way meant any racism to black people. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. I love fried chicken too :)

Popeyes chicken is the shiz'nit.

Just saying. :]

No, you don't win.

Race stereotyping is stereotyping someone by a race.

Racism is treating others in a less superior manner because of their race.

Associating blacks with fried chicken is stereotyping, not racism.

Calm down Freeze, it'll all be okay. I promise.

anndd we all lived happily ever after. except the chickens. *sad face*

I'll remember that after I get over the shock of you saying something intelligent. Very good point you make though. Bravo, freeze, bravo.

@Ninja: It's okay, the chickens lived a horrible life so they're better off dead, and in a better place... our stomachs! Why, they're tasty as well and make good snacks for the kiddos!

yay :D

Now we all live happily ever after! With stuffed tummys full of chicken!

amen to that!

where'd ay-double j-ay-ess go?

I'm here. I've been here. I just didn't find any reason to comment. If you want me to then I will:


xundra, your comments are childish and you're not funny.

Sorry Ajjas, just very bored at the moment. /sigh

I didn't mean to bring you down, but while I'm at it, your picture is quite annoying too.

well that's not very nice. Why is it annoying?

haha right on #39

Ninja! Why did you block me?

Ajjas isn't fun anymore.
He was kidding around. Now it's just rude :/
What if I said you weren't funny and your picture was annoying? xundria is just having fun and you're sort of ruining. Come back when you find yourself a good sense of humor and optimism. Ninja blocked you because you became rude. Here on the Internet we don't like downers and trolls.

stereotyping blacks and chicken isn't stereotyping or racism... it's funny lol :p

it's all the same

@169 Yeah I guess you're right. I shouldn't of done that. I'm sorry xundria :) When I go back and read the thread I laugh, so I take it back. And no, Ninja probably blocked me on accident.

i did. ignore my failing, it's normal.

What a jerk.

wow that sucks

what a tool. tell him to bend over and stick the rose up his ass

This commet gave me a weird visual... *Shudders*

Awww that's really sad :(

....but it's my birthday Valentine's day :D I'll be 18, and i'm excited to go and buy myself an alcoholic drink (Y)

i'm jealous. I wish the drinking age was 18 instead of 21 here in the states!!

wow I feel dumb I was like where the eff can you get a drink at 18 then I remembered.......Ooooo CANADA

lol im twelve and ive had more alcoholiv drinks than yhu x3

yeah like that's really something to brag about

Oh, and I guess you feel all cool and mature since you have? You're a child. Enjoy it while you can. Stop trying to grow up quickly and drink alcohol.

By the way, learn how to spell properly. You sound like a dumbass.

no its not . im not braggin i was just sayin it was fnny . sheesh clm down lmfao

wow lol you feel really good about yourself right now dnt you ? yeah well imma let u enjoy that :D

Drinking age in Canada is 19.

some provinces its 18

@36: *COUGH COUGH* dumbass *COUGH COUGH*

In reply to DemonChicken... The answer is PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD APART FROM USA. Infact, in most places in Europe you can buy yourself a beer from the age of 16. The happy birthday girl is from the UK.

To DemonChicken: There is a world outside your continent.

To Maxine17: Happy birthday and enjoy your first (legal) drink!

This is the only thing brii will achieve in life.

the rose was nice........

lmao-such an optimist

ooooh, that sucks so hard. in time, you'll be glad to be rid of him

he's a jerk but at least you got a rose. poke him with one of the thorns

Lmao, wow that is such a creative way to dump someone... On Valentines no less...

Damn, this is why I hate V-Day...

lol i hate how people think ust SO COOL. to hate vday . its not !! i dnt hate it ! if yhur not in a relationshipp though its kinda deppresin

Hm, interesting I though I was the only one that disliked v day

i hate vday. it's over-rated and guys use it to get in girls' pants. total hallmark holiday.

Lifetime movie network has a special coming on soon, 64. Go check it out.

I don't hate V day and I'm single. my daughter brought home some cute valentines from school and we're going to have our own little mommy daughter spa day. She loves it when I paint her toe nails :)

It's not about what Valentines represents, it's about making another mundane day special.

@64: totally agree. v day is now knows as 'vagina day'

known*

dang typos!

haha fail. vag. day. LOL.

170, win.

I agree with number 6 and number 10. or give him a rose and then castrate him :-)

Wow! That's just... wow! You don't dump someone like that.

maybe his 1st born will get aids
that'll teach him.

oh well . lol da funny thing is me nd my frends were talkin bout how that was gunna happen to someone xD

lol srry but iguess it was yhu

look on da bright side !! yhu gots a pretty rose and got rid of a boyfriend who thinks its ok to do that .

bril, do us all a favor and shut up, and learn how to spell while you're at it. stop wasting comment space with your gramatically incorrect jargon.

Normally I don't point out people's grammar, but on this note... if you're going to misspell "you" then why don't you do it like everyone else and put "u". When you put "yhu", "yhur", and all the other misspelled stuff I cringe. Try to at least sound a LITTLE intelligent.

She can't, she's too busy showing off the number of beers she illegally drank.

you have to give the guy credit for being creative.

?_??

I agree with #2 enjoy the little things

Don't leave us hanging... what color was the rose? Did it smell good? Was the card written with redblueblack ink? All FML posts need meaningless adjectives!

teeheehee

What a nice fellow! He gave you ample time to find a date for Valentines' Day. I'm sure only sad losers don't have plans, but guess what you are as of today?

Happy VD

Are you some kind of fail advertiser?

Oh shoot, disappearing comments again.

Yeah, he's replacing Billy Mays.

In case you didn't notice Ajjas, my comment was to some retard advertising his Twilight version of FML.

Comment was deleted and no longer appears.

Oh ok, I didn't notice. I think my comment still applies though.

happy valentines day!!!

No, It's just beginning. He didn't appreciate your specialness. Now you can find someone who does know how special you are. Keep the faith. Always look for higher standards in your life and you'll end up with higher standards. Because you deserve it.

That all sounds terrible.

SERVED!

Well, atleast it didn't end by text message...

haha that's how I break up with people. :)

That's a horrible way to break up. Grow some balls and do it in person. What's the worst about your post is that you seem proud that you do that. I don't know if you've ever been broken up with that way, but it hurts. One of my ex-boyfriends was a dick and dumped me in a facebook message. It hurt. Grow some balls, and do it in person, or don't do it at all.

people break up all the time..,not an fml, didn't even do it in bad way.

at least u got a rose

ydi for expecting better

to bad!
and wat a sisssy to not say it to it face

hahahahahahha penissssss

Stupid! You don't give a rose to somebody you're dumping! :/

Boo hoo, Pikachu. :|

damn what an ass

ha, best short and sweet over long and painful.

@caz: Don't point out someone's grammar when you can't even spell "grammatically" correct.
Good day sir. =P

LMFAO OWNED

Wow that's just mean.

wowie thts crazii I believe everyone deserves to hear it yo their face....unless ur crazyy?

@Ninja: I agree! Isn't there some other guy that's supposedly named Jesus, that's supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent, or something like that?

aweeee :((

Man,oh,man.

it's that whole "I'll love you until the last rose dies" speel. lol.

that's a douche move

That's like getting dumped by a texted message!!!Suxxs when people don't have the guts to confront you face to face about things!

chhhhhh ouch!

at least you got a free rose?

you know he didn't specify what was over. mabey his lunch was over, or his job hunt was over, it even could of been his rash... was over.
don't jump to conclusions just because the card said "it's over."

wat an ass

damn that sucks but why end it with a rose you make the person second guess what's going to happen

that sad not just cause you got dumped but u got dumped from a vday card!!!!!!!!

wow

I guess he didn't want to spend a lot of money for vday! cut you loose too :)

Wow! I'm really sorry. I know it hurts now, but if he's going to be like that, then you're better off without him. You can find somebody so much better than that. Good luck! :-)

I could swear that I've seen this one before.... [shrug]

Atleast u got a card.. I've been married for 4yrs and never got anything for valentines. FML

I feel bad for u

Did you like it?

awe, I'm sorry. you'll find better

well, sucks for you.

u poor poor girl why the fuck would a pice of shit guy do that to you i ant dissing guy iam a guy so i ant goign to diss my self lol but how could ur bf do that

Sounds like someone watches too much TV

wow dick move much

I hope u didn't buy the jerk anything
if so I'd take it right back to the store and get my money back

I'm really sorry, I hope u find a new guy actually worth your time

atleast he had class and not in a text. im sorry but this is not exactly an fml.

Harsh. :'[

Sucks. Well at least you get to hang out with other desperate singles!

I made myself sad...

Wtf? Wut role did the rose have?

U.S. is gonna kick ass in the olympics!!!!!! :D
and sucks for u fml person

aww

aww i'm really sorry :( i hope your ok... whom ever said that is simply an asshole ;) happy valentines day:)

that's so fukd up!

Well at least he was nice about it :)

But still, FUL

Wow. Great timing.

best valentine ever

Today, my friend asked me what i got for valentines day, a kiss or a hug or a teddy bear. just before i answered she said wait i forgot your ugly

Maybe it was a romantic gesture and you took it the wrong way. Like "its over between me and that sexy waitress, accept this rose as my apology and get over it".

Maybe he thought you had found out about how hes been cheating on you, so the letter was to let you know he broke off the affair and the rose was an apology. You always have to look on the bright side. :-)

Some bright side you have..

Could have been worse, could have said "It's over, fatty"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm still hot, so what the fuck happend to you? that is the best break up poem ever. lol

burn!

i am very sorry!

why is everyone downing everyone? I mean it's funny for a while but then you start thinking wow.. what a real Mc-ass-hole. quit makin fun of people to make yourself feel better when you have a shitty day. in the words of Chris, your white smile!

so OP did you shove the flower in to his heart and say " same to you babe , love hurts right?" :D cheer up OP not you can start over

@21 by your comment i see you burn more braincells then when you stare at the screen trying to figure out what someone wrote. :) cheer up kid blood alcohol posion is a beauitful thing for you.When you die in your pool of vomit and you just help make the world a cleaner place. No AAA FOR YOU TROOPER.

Awww! That's terrible! I'm sorry you dated such a jack ass who would do that to you!

Would you have rather it read, "I've hired someone to kill you"?

You are a lot better off with out him. Hes an asshole.

Forget the ass and do something amazing for yourself.

WOW! . . thats really harsh . . i bet you were excited when you seen the rose !

haha! oh my, captain obvious, really?

i'm sorry... but still, the guy has style AND creativity

agreed. Classic FYL, OP.