why was that necessary at all? if youre gonna do that, draw it on paper or something...

Penis.

why didnt you just scribble over it?

Its easy to fix that, just write over it with whiteboard pen and then wipe it off and it will come off like normal whiteboard pen.

maybe she just wanted to be a moron

just say they did it dur

y the fudge would u do that u idiot

509, no retard the erasable marker would come off but that wouldn't make the sharpie come off

What the hell?! You deserved that!

...and what made you think that would be a good idea?

wtf... thats all i can say.....

take some markers and draw all over it. and then erase the hell out of your drawing with a wet paper towel

What possessed you to draw a giant penis?

the evil penis demon duh

word

you can still wash sharpie off dry erase boards, you just have to scrub a little harder...

Hahaha
It kind of serves you right, but for future reference, rubbing alcohol or acetone will get that out. And check the markers before you use them...

hahah read the pen before you draw... plus why a penis?

rubbing alcohol works too as someone above me said, but really why the hell did you even draw it in the firsts place

did you get it off in time?

Haha, okay there Seth. No more Hotdogs for you.

Seriously?
wtf?
u soooooo deserved that
but what made u think thats a good idea?

if u write over it in expo marker it will erase...

wow, just wow

i hope you either figured out how to get it off of the parents yelled at you

sexually frustrated much?

LOL dumbass

no sympathy whatsoever, that was dumb.

lmfao you're literally an idiot but that's hilarious

such a dipshit

You are an idiot. But it's kinda funny.

What a dumb idea. You totally deserved that one.

#12 hahahaha yesssss.

rubbing alcohol or anything that contains alcohol (like perfume) takes sharpie off =)
or write over it with the dry erase makers...
you deserved it though... =/

Wow that's funny in a wow-your-a-dumbass kinda way.

Why!? What in the world possibly made you think: "Hey, I'm gonna draw a giant fucking penis in great detail in the room of the two little kids I'm babysitting!"?

You deserved that one. :P

Uh, what? Why would you do that?!

How did you not make the connection that it was a Sharpie when you started drawing it? Usually Sharpies have in pretty large, bold letters, the word, "SHARPIE" on it.
Also, there's a time and a place for drawing penises for fun. At the home of children you are babysitting is not the right time and it sure as hell isn't the right place.
I'm gonna say you deserved this one.

if they had a dry-erase board, they probably had a bunch of dry-erase markers too, and a sharpie happened to be there for whatever reason, and the OP didn't notice and just grabbed whatever marker. also, if you're babysitting and the kids are asleep, it really gets boring and there isn't much else to do ..it could have been entertaining given the situation

lol yeah..u deserved it!! soooo funny..lyk wut were u thinking??

And what would have happened if the kids woke up, stupid? Expo marker over sharpie gets out sharpie. But it doesn't get out dumbass.

My spanish teacher wrote on the overhead with a sharpie seven years ago, and someone told her it'd come out if she spat on it. It worked. XD

Though dry erase boards & overhead projectors might differ slightly..

Okay, I don't usually judge people by their FNL's, but really... that's disgusting. It would be funny if it were your friend's dry erase board, but those are 3 year old children. What in the world made you do that?

ahah right on dude, i would do the same thing

#12 nice superbad reference

what are you 12? if your mental capacity is that low you shouldn't be babysitting in the first place. you deserved that

Thats disturbing-what the hell possessed you to draw a cock in the bedroom of two 3 year old kids?

Oh man. You are a sick, sick person. If I had kids, I wouldn't want you anywhere near them.

the fuck?

Well next time you do it, just get some bug spray (mosquito repelant). It'll remove the sharpie

Why would that ever be a good idea?
How did you get that job?

after reading this FNL, it looks like you need to be babysat

#12- awesome superbad reference! haha

I agree with 42. What the hell were you thinking?

DOUCHEE!

epic fail. what a nice role model you are for the children you babysit

#12 is the only level headed one here haha
jesus, people, when you're babysitting it's so fucking boring something as random as drawing a cock in a 3-year old's room can seem hilarious and make the time go by
let's stop making such a big deal, though to be fair, it was a stupid mistake

Don't mean to quote Red Foreman here but... DUMBASS!

idiot.

I love you #12

windex!! spray windex on it!!!

just write it off as your only creative outlet

so much for all the best foods!

#22, you are god

Word, #41. Exactly what I was going to say - what kind of perv draws a penis between two sleeping toddlers??? Who was stupid enough to let you near their kids?!

it's okay guys, he's just part of that 8% of kids who can't help but draw pics of dicks.

i would've just drawn over it completely, make the board all black. actually scratch that, i wouldn't have because i wouldn't have been stupid or perverted enough to do that.

you are completely stupid. but... with that being said you can erase permanent marker by drawing over it with a dry erase pen on a dry erase board.

so next time you decide to draw a penis remember that.

Idiot.

A: Why in the first place?
B: Next time, draw a line first to check.

I would like to add to the humongous amounts of credit #12 is getting, I was definitely planning on putting a Superbad reference in when I saw that

Man... OP, you must feel like the biggest douchebag ever LOL if I did something that dumb I wouldn't post it because I know I would end up with a ton of random people telling me how dumb I was
Don't take it to heart though, we all do stupid stuff sometimes... although I'm sure with most it doesn't involve giant penises

Listen to #5. Once you get the dry erase ink on there, it will strip the sharpie right off.

yeah, because every babysitter thinks, hmmm, the kids are asleep, lets draw dicks!
idiot.

Haha I would of drawn something weird toooo. So NOT idiotic ;)

hahahah... y a penis?!?! out of all things u could have drawn...hahhahahahaha

why did you draw a big penis next to two 3 year olds? What a terrible babysitter

you rock

Teehee. I think that was pretty punk rock of you. sure you won't be babysitting them again but whatever. Who cares about babysitting?

what the fuck dude?

what was the thought process?

so you're in that population of 8% of kids who do it? has this always been a problem?

good job

you can use methanol or ethanol to remove sharpie, and other kinds of alcohols (isopropyl, etc.). acetone works too.

HAHA you deserve every consequential thing that happens to you!

That's like...super-gay.

Wow, how could you not see that it was a permanent marker? Ever heard of reading the labels on stuff before you use it? And using alcohol would have worked to erase it. Not the kind you drink. The kind you clean cds with.

But then again if she was dumb enough to draw a penis between two innocent toddler, she might be dumb enough to try drinking that kind of alcohol.

why would you do that? thats so dumb
and how did you not notice its a sharpie

who does that!? ever...

wow.... that's all i can say

i agreww with #1
why on earth would u ever do that

you shouldnt have done that in the first place you deserve it.

so... you stood in the bedroom of the twins as they slept, took THEIR markers on THEIR whiteboard, and drew a penis? haaahahahhaa. well i hope you got it out on time.

how the hell do you not know YOU ARE USING A SHARPIE TO DRAW WITH?!

ahahhaahhahahahahahah i have done that... but it was at school...

if you use a sharpie on a dry erase board, you can go over the sharpie with a dry erase marker and the sharpie marks will come off when you erase it. if you understand what Im saying

hahahahaha, nice job

why would u consider that to be a good idea at all? seriously drawing a giant penis in a room between two 3 year olds is f'**ked up regardless.

#12, thats supergay

You're sick, erasable or not.

Fail for not using an alcohol-based liquid to wipe it off.

so what did you do with it throw it out????

#22 had the best idea so far

So, basically, epic fail for being an idiot and drawing a sexual icon in a pair of three year olds' room. You totally deserved the FNL. Secondly, just to and an extra smack tot your face: Nail polish remover completely erases sharpie ink. Good job.

#12: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHA!!! why would you do something like that in the first place?!?!!? actually, come to think of it, i probably would have done the same thing out of boredom.

Hahahahaha that is pretty funny. You should have done your best to transform the penis drawing into something else. Like a rocket ship. A rocket ship with pubes.

I'm sorry, but you have failed, good sir. It reminds me of band. Not pleasant.

just draw all over it with a dry erase marker, and then erase it..... it comes right off

If they were twin girls and you're a dude the parents are going to think you're even more of a sick fuck

i can actually see someone get bored and draw something like that. but that totally sucks it was permanent. and yes you can get it off with hard scrubbing. but i bet you were in a major panic to figure out how to get it off.

did the drawing look good?

"So I just got done drawing this huge throbbing member..."

That's awesome. OP is the man for doing that.

Did they find your dick treasure chest too? haha
-Superbad

XD mad props #103.

But yea, as stupid as you are, we've all been there.

"ok goodnight kids...ok sweet, now that theyre asleep, i can draw a big penis on this conveniently placed board with this conveniently placed sharpie...OH FNL!"

omg that's genius. i would have pulled the same stunt. really. kudos to you, hunny.

Why would you do that? Anyway, you deserved it. But I would LOVE to hear the end of the story. Hopefully you got fired...?

Probably too late for this, but you should be able to remove it with some nail polish remover or anything with acetone.

wow lmao i do that in school and pass it around in class xD

If you draw over the sharpie with a dry erase marker and erase, it takes off the sharpie

I know it's been said before, but if that ever happens just write/scribble over the sharpie with a dry erase marker and it will take it off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! LMFAO!

YOU SOOO DESERVED THAT ONE!
..HA!

why..?
what the fuck would compel you to draw a detailed penis in a 3 year olds room?
thats really, REALLY sketchy.

"When I babysit, I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of guys do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks on dry erase boards in permanent marker."

hahah #12 awesomeee

#12 beat me to the Superbad reference...

Butttt other than that... I can't imagine what ever in your mind could have made the connection from sleeping babies to a penis. Kind of scary. And extremely immature.

what would prevoke you to do something like that?

that's just great : D)

wow...

Why the hell did you decide to draw a giant dick when you were babysitting little kids?!
I hope you didn't manage to get it off until after the parents saw it.

i guess you're not too sharpie

lol shit

That was really dumb. Why did you think it was a good idea? If you're babysitting, you're on the job, and you should act like you're ON THE JOB, i.e. PROFESSIONALLY. You definitely deserved that.

Well, look on the bright side: you're probably never going to make that particular mistake again. xD

i did something similar to that but the easy solution to that is to find an actual dry erase marker and draw over it with the dry erase marker...erase...then draw...erase then draw and it's all gone. but you deserved that.

What the hell!? That is too weird to even find funny..

Tears are rolling down my face, thank you mr. penis drawer.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND sharpies come off whiteboards with water, which was a saving grace back in highschool for not having to replace a $1500 whiteboard....

Like a man dick?

makes me think of that movie superbad. all the dude wanted to do was draw big cocks lol.

hahaha idoit. i hope the parents saw it and fired you

I love how a lot of you act as if you've never done anything stupid in your life. Instead of passing down judgment on the OP as if you're the epitome of morality, just laugh at the story.

blame it on the little girls lol

bahahah stupid dumbass
did you not SMELL the permanent marker ?

drawing a penis when you babysit 3yr old twins??
what gears ticked in your head? the pedo quadrant??

your a retard cause sharpie erases of whiteboards

...what kind of sicko draws a large and detailed penis in between two sleeping three year olds?!

You totally deserved that one.

IDIOT

hahahahhahah omg .
duuudee , WHY ? look at your own , or get a NOTEBOOK . WITH A LOCK .

I'm sorry, but you SO deserved that...
But here's a tip: if you need to get rid of sharpie on a surface that works for dry-erase markers, go over the marks with dry-erase marker and then wipe it. It should come off. If not, at least it doesn't look anything as bad?

hehehehehe

You are awesome

I was going to say what post 143 said about fixing it. But seriously? Why did you even think that was a good idea?

And the point of it all being what?
That yer a little immature for babysitting is what. :|

Wow - are you mentally unstable? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Seriously, purell... Purell can get rid of sharpie like it's nothing...PURELL

Lmfao, so you just NEEDED to draw that? If you had such an urge, you could have got it out by drawing on a piece of paper or something.

..........you did this WHY?

superbad, lol

If you use another dry erase marker and color over the sharpie then you can erase them both.

Way to go genius! LOL!

#12 wins for a Superbad reference.

In the event that ever happens to those of you reading- draw over the sharpie ink with a proper marker. the dry erase ink will adhere to the sharpie ink and then you can erase it off like normal. Then clean that think with windex!

you totally deserved this one, but for future reference:the method outlined in the comment above (#156) really does work...yay basic chemistry

Wow. Why would you even do that? This makes no sense to me. You deserved any kind of reprimanding you may have received for such idiocy.

Why are you thinking about penises when you're babysitting 3-year-olds. Pedophile??

god damn it 159 you stole my comment =[ but seriously... are you a pedophile?

sometimes you need to draw a dick, alright?
sucks about the sharpie.. at least it was a good one!

i love how 'rubbing it off' is a solution to this problem

Why would you want to draw a weenie anyway? it's just...

This is just utterly facepalm-worthy. If you don't know what facepalm is, then go look up facepalm on urbandictionary and facepalm yourself twice: one for this FNL and one for not knowing what a facepalm is.

In conclusion: FP @ you.

Anyway. That's just disgusting. Drawing a penis around 3 year olds? You must have been drunk, high or both.

that's awesome

There's something just a little creepy about making detailed drawing of a penis while babysitting two 3 year olds...

aw jeez thats funny stuff!

Finger nail polish remover would have taken that off.

You must enjoy drawing penises (as a hobby?) lol

LMAO! you noob!
would you realise it was a sharpie? everyone knows what a sharpie looks like :)

what kind of a person draws a dick between two kids beds anyways?
you kind of deserved what you got ....

you own

dude that is f*cked up.
you definitely deserved that one!!!
i have to admit it made me laugh though!

1. You shouldn't be left alone with children if you draw dicks in your free time.
2. Who the hell doesn't know what a Sharpie looks like.
4. Yeah... Sorry, you deserved that... But the poor kids didn't.

I removed 3. b/c I saw the "please try and be respectful" disclaimer. It was funny, dude. Just... weird. lol

well you're stupid.
#173 is right, you shouldn't be left alone with kids when you draw dicks in your free time.
oh
and
WTF
I think it would be obvious that it was a sharpie.

lol wtf...epic flop

"Today, i was baby-sitting. The kids were asleep and all i could think to do was make a detailed drawing of a giant penis. FMPlease."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that's so stupid. ur so stupid. u deserved that.

Why would you ever do that!!!!!! Weirdo

wow. You really should not have posted that..

use an eraser

Probably already posted and it's too late, but... If you then draw over it with the regular dry-erase marker, you can erase it.

In addition to being monumentally stupid, you are either incredibly immature or sexually confused. Either way, I hope the parents caught you and realized that you shouldn't be taking care of anyone's kids.

you couldn't have drawn a heart instead?

LMAO

so like, wwhy exactlty were u drawing a giant penis on their dry erase board...?

Use rubbing alcohol or vinegar and scrub. Or run out and buy a new one.

Btw, ROFL

Dude you are on the wrong site. the one you supposed to be on is imadumbass.com

I completely undestand why you would do this. It would be funny as hell when you're bored.

haha a similar thing happened to me and my friend once we were drawing midgets and aliens having sex on my white board and then realised that we used a permament marker ( I think it was a sharpie knock off) any ways we evenctually got it off by scrubbing it off with waffles and dish soap. so i see where you're comming from (no pun intended).

fail.

Should've had quick wits, since you are a babysitter.
Gotta think fast, and have solutions. There are plenty in a house

oh dear,
what would posess you to do that ? :o

AHAHAH! You totally deserved that!

And just go over it with the dry erase pens. Or other markers, and then rub it out.

yeah you had that one coming

ok so i am a royal bitch to anyone else that i comment on. but i have to say this is amazing. i have written "things" on a dray erase board when i was playing sexy hangman and yes.... it was permanent. no offense but you wont be babysitting my kids

why do that with children around?

soorry buutt ,
that's hilarious and you kind of deserved that.
what did the parents say ? :)

are u really that dumb
im guessing that u will never
babysit for that family ever again

what in the world possessed you to draw a penis?? While babysitting 3 year olds?

What would posses you to draw something like that in a kids room?

hahahha . EPIC FAIL!
did the parents see the drawing ?

and what woulda happened if those kids woke up..? haha

yeah, um... why would you be doing that in the first place?

seriously, what did the parents say??? i would have made you stay and erase it, and dock ur pay

just for future information.....in case you havent grown a brain by now....hydrogen peroxide will remove sharpie from a dry erase board and most plastics. good luck dumbass. by the way, you should be allowed near small impressionable children, seeing as you are still a child and cannot set a mature example.

Nice job, genius

At least you must be a decent artist. No corrections at all were needed for this "detailed" drawing?

I only wish I knew the conclusion to this hilarious tale.

LOL thanks for making my day
hahahahahahahaa

hairspray gets permanent maker off anything.

Honestly.....
it is funny....
kind of....
but your really stupid lol

haha it's called oops or mister clean magic eraser :D

Hahah, man i love drawing large, detailed pictures of penises.


Nahttt.