She annoys me, she is mean, she has no class, her voice is a loud nasal shrill.
Her apartment is a mess, Her dog is obsessed with my balls, the catbox stinks up the joint.
She owns a wolf shirt and wears it outside.
She is as insipid as it gets, she likes top-40 crap, she eats fast food everyday.
She is 27, still, her room as weird 'way too-many unicorns' vibe about it. She thinks Vin Diesel is talented and proudly claims that 'the fast and the furious' was a 'Fucking great movie'
Still, I put up with her because of her tits. I cannot call her because she has a boyfriend, but she will call me at 2am saying things like "I'm horny, come over". And me, like an idiot, say yes everytime.
Why? because of those perfect, absolutely perfect 36 Ds.
I should know better by now.