Top Stories - Confessions, rants, complaints and funny stories - FNLife.com

| Confess - Rant - Complain - about Your Fucking Life|

Submit your story

Concept: Here you can submit your Confession, Rant etc. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.

* If your story isn't published on our website, don't feel offended, and thank you!

Your nickname:

Gender:

Categories:

:

Email (optional):

Top Stories

Sort:
All Time |
Today Only |
This Week |
This Month |
This Year

#7323

I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.

Good one!!! (471045)

You can do Better... (29620)

09

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#7068

I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone.

Good one!!! (360735)

You can do Better... (14900)

21

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#7415

my girlfriend shited me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.

Good one!!! (329666)

You can do Better... (48757)

05

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#7105

I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike.

Good one!!! (322890)

You can do Better... (18429)

20

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6929

my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close.

Good one!!! (315399)

You can do Better... (15428)

28

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6425

the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks.

Good one!!! (256032)

You can do Better... (10826)

25

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6963

3 days before my wedding day I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200000 wedding. I would go into more detail but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland California and Massachusetts) book flights back home.

Good one!!! (254282)

You can do Better... (17772)

26

February

2009

by:

mike_d_is_a_loser

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6333

I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago.

Good one!!! (253610)

You can do Better... (9762)

29

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6466

my teenage stepdaughters as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years.

Good one!!! (240430)

You can do Better... (12866)

23

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#7207

I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and ?10000 worth of equipment was stolen from me.

Good one!!! (231390)

You can do Better... (10741)

15

February

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6534

I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night.

Good one!!! (225430)

You can do Better... (8135)

19

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6434

my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude disgraceful and that I should be ashamed then gave me a detention. He actually did die.

Good one!!! (213499)

You can do Better... (4956)

24

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6580

I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I called all my family members to invite them over this evening because I had some very important news for them that could not wait. They all declined the invite. When I asked why they said they were going to my cousins to watch his new TV.

Good one!!! (203201)

You can do Better... (7601)

17

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6315

I checked my facebook and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook.

Good one!!! (187559)

You can do Better... (6357)

30

March

2009

by:

nothappywithlife

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6594

I texted my college BF to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam.

Good one!!! (185315)

You can do Better... (19834)

16

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6602

I bit my BF's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.

Good one!!! (184409)

You can do Better... (97356)

15

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6841

I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins.

Good one!!! (181309)

You can do Better... (10238)

04

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#5998

I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes.

Good one!!! (180569)

You can do Better... (6319)

13

April

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6608

my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school.

Good one!!! (178790)

You can do Better... (7361)

15

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

#6437

it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to Itunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation.

Good one!!! (178361)

You can do Better... (5956)

24

March

2009

by:

Category:

Comments :: Add a comment

Page:

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

« Previous Page
Next Page »

Categories

Your account

Connect

Advertisement