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#12652

i am addicted to loud music if music is playing and its low i start to get a headache it drives me insane i live with a bunch of people who always tell me to turn it down right know i have a Yamaha stereo with 16 speakers that i have collected hooked up

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February

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#12649

I had unprotected sex with a Jackal last night. I'm afraid of what might happen to the world if she gets pregnant. Is there a canine morning after pill?

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February

2012

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Jacksex

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#12646

please god someone look at me i just want this to stop i'm in so much pain and i'm so sorry for being such a fuck up and so fucking weak why won't any of you see me please just look at me someone look at me someone please find me because i can't get out i'm alone alone alone so alone why won't anyone look at me

i only feel better when i'm covered in my own blood
and none of you see the scars because none of you bother to look

nobody ever looks at me

nobody ever sees

and all of you blame me now that i can't do what i'm supposed to anymore

as if it's my fault

i'm not well and the pills don't work and NONE OF YOU CAN SEE FOR SHIT GOD DAMMIT

STOP BLAMING ME

JUST OPEN YOUR EYES

LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE

HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP GOING

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February

2012

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atolo

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#12662

My down there like always smells bad! Smells fishy and my husband ALWAYS makes fun of me. And I wash and everything. I just keep getting BV and I know it probably has to do with the fact I am fat but it makes me so sad!!! I cannot enjoy my sex life much. Of course I also don't get eaten very much because I stink, yet I always have to go down on him!!! He had warts on the base of his penis! I had to do it so much or he would act like he hated me. He would get mad if I didn't satisfy him. :(. My husband is a bitch. He hates that I had the dermatologist freeze of his warts. I amazingly have no warts, and I would rather have a stink cunt than a warted one any day!

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February

2012

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#12661

i didn't want to get up, so i peed in an empty bottle.

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February

2012

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#12660

fantasise about being kidnapped and repeatedly raped...
Its not just the rough sex I like the idea of, its the feeling of utter hopelessness. Like I'm trapped and I don't even know if I'll be allowed to live and, even after I stop being horny, I am made to carry on anyway. I tried to simulate this, myself, by shoving a dildo up my ass after I cum (I'm a guy) so that I maintain an erection even when its painful and, even when it really hurts, not stopping. But I still know I can stop it if I want to and, somehow, that isn't enough. I need to know that I will never be able to stop it on my terms.

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February

2012

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eorrzumoly

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#12659

found out a co workers young hot teacher friend in NJ enjoys being with girls. im sure theres juicy stuff of her out there. got a great body! should i give up her name

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February

2012

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#12658

I am addicted to masturbation. I know that sounds ridiculous to some, but I am serious. I have consistently grown more and more addicted to watching porn, reading porn, talking about having sex, sexting, thinking about sex, having internet sex. I will force myself to resist, and it'll go great for a few weeks, and then I crash and will masturbate multiple times a day for several days in a row.

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February

2012

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absjmqnswq

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#12657

Everytime I masturbate to internet porn I cover my webcam with a post-it note... just in case.

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February

2012

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shztlvtmuy

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#12656

Today I dressed as a woman and was as pretty passable as I ever have been. I have been able to be out in public dressed, but tonight was different. I want to be able to know what it is like to have someones manhood between my legs (and not my own). Being laid down and treated as a female even for just one encounter is on the bucket list. One day I may have the courage while I am still young enough.

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February

2012

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mydverey

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#12655

I spent 16 years of my life fighting. I felt like a victim, I blamed others for my failures, and I basically just lived for sexual pleasure and trying to fit in. It sucks to know that I really didn't get it. Something somewhere went terribly wrong for me and now I know it was my thinking and emotional issues. Too bad it happened, so glad I recognize my role in it now, and so sad it happened to me. I've come to suspect that mental illness is more about cognitive confusion and contradictions. I wish I had sought help for myself back then...I was too caught up in the lie. I was too busy defending myself and being right that I suffered for way too long. Now that I've overcome that cycle of negativity, I am sad for what came before, but thankfull that I came to my senses at not too late an age. I can still make something of my life and live a decent existence, I can still dress in nice clothes, smile, laugh, and create a better existence for myself. I'm sorry for having lived that lie, I know now that I'm not Jesus Christ, a great leader, destined to do something, or a government target. I have relased myself from myself. I understand humanity better now. I'm turning lemons into lemonade.

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February

2012

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uttetteWeiste

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#12641

I stole some paints today and got caught. As small as that is, I can't get over it. I feel so ashamed and I just can't get over it.

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January

2012

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anon987356

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#12640

I've worked my entire life to be seen as the man that I am inside. I've cried and hollered until my throat and fists bled fighting for it.

Even though I view pretty vintage floral print sun dresses with envious eyes and burning pockets.

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January

2012

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Charley Chris

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#12638

Have been in a 4yr relationship with a married woman, with 2 kids. We both love each other to death and given the chance would publicly be together in a perfect world.

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January

2012

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Stinker27

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#12631

When I was in high school, I was a competitive long distance runner. I qualified for the state meet at the end of the year at the 10,000 meter distance. There was a guy from a rival school that was a total cock. He was a strong runner and let everyone know that he thought he was the best. Everyone hated his guts because he was such a self-rightous asshole. Right before the race, he told everyone lined up that he intended to lap the field (finish at least one 1/4 mile lap ahead of everyone). The race was run on a quarter mile track, so it didn't take long for runners to get very spread out which made it difficult for the crowd to determine where runners were in the race. I ran my race as best as I could but quickly fell behind the cock from the other school. He lapped me just as he began his bell lap (his last lap of the race when he had just 1/4 mile to go). At that point, I had two laps until I finished (1/2 mile to go). I decided that I wasn't going to let this douche lap me so I started running hard. At that point, the crowd noticed the two of us running hard and thougt that we were both on our bell lap. The whole crowd started to go absolutely crazy, thinking that we were in a dead heat, racing for the state championship. I passed him, then he passed me back, as we were coming to the last 100 meters, I started sprinting all out and finally passed him to take what the crowd thought was the lead, the crowd was screaming and yelling and as I came to the start/finish line, I raised my arms triumphantly over my heads like I had won the race. I totally stole the asshole's thunder, everyone thought that I had won the race, I actually finished the race in my worst time of the season after I completed a "cool down" lap. My coach was pissed but I didn't care. I skipped the award ceremony. I've never felt bad about the way I won the race. Screw that guy.

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January

2012

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runnerme

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#12624

this is a list of things i have been or am ashamed of in my past - it probably wont make sense to anyone else

1 - i hit my girlfriend
before we were engaged, my fiancee was working at a restaurant as a waitress. one day it happened that bullets flew through the window of her place of employment.
there were several people in the place at the time, even though it was long after the place closed up.
i begged her to quit, i asked her to look for something more aligned with her skills and masters degree.
when i interpreted a "no big deal" tone of voice regarding the shooting, i slapped her.
I wish i could take that back.

2 - erica and charlie moved out of a hotel, and charlie couldn't take his snake with them to the new place.
scott and i were helping them move - i dont remember how we were told to dispose of it, but somehow we were supposed to get rid of the snake humanely - give it to a zoo or something -
we didn't - we beat it to death with a 5 iron and threw the corpse in the garbage.
after i told erica what we did, several weeks later, scott never spoke to me again and he broke up with my sister shortly afterward.
he left her alone to raise three of his children - i have always blamed myself for that even though he was a dick and good riddance to bad rubbish.

3 - banana pants girl vs italian princess - me, my best friend jeff, and our mutual enemy mickey were all vying for the attention of the same girl who frequented the west point ski slope - she always wore the same bright yellow ski pants
of course mickey being 18 and having a car, he got a few dates with her - jeff and i were two years younger and neither of us had transportation -
fast forward two years - mickey was into a girl named marie - he always dated a lot of girls at one time and that's probably what made it possible for me to steal her from him.
she wasn't the sharing type, but i lied to her just to get her to go on a few dates with me - one day i got her to kiss me and arranged for mickey to happen upon us whiile we were making out.
cassanova was pissed, but truthfully i wasnt even interested in her at all - i just wanted mickey to cry. i am ashamed of that, for both using and discarding marie, and for being so base about mickey.

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January

2012

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#12600

When I was about 19 I worked in a convalescent home. I did the usual everyday take care of people who can't do stuff on their own and I didn't mind doing it. I felt good to be able to help others in need. My confession starts with one little tiny lady who was maybe 38 and severely mentally challenged. (Nice way of saying..RETARDED!) I will never forget her or her face. I was so impatient and mean to her that I will never ever forgive myself. I remember pushing her down the hall telling her to hurry up. I pushed her down on her bed and she sat and laughed at me being mean to her like it was all a joke. I was completely impatient with her whereas I was always kind and sweet and patient with EVERYONE else. Shirley just pushed my buttons, and even more, I thought she did it on purpose. I knew she didn't because she couldn't even tell you what a ball was, but damn if there wasn't a hint of payback in her black little eyeballs. She always took longer than anyone else because she had to do stuff her own way, and I always had a million things to do. She was combative with everyone including her own family, who never came to visit her, and everyone just let her pinch them or hit them and would laugh it off. "Oh that silly Shirley". But that shit pissed me off! One night I was helping her into bed and pulling up her covers and she pinched me so hard tears came to my eyes. I screamed at her and told her to stop it then not 20 seconds later, she did it again. *hangs head in shame* I then turned her over on spanked her little ass 5 times, pretty hard. She never cried or got mad or anything. She just mumbled out a "we don't do that Shirley" and shook her little finger at me. I felt awful. I cried the whole way home and have never once told anyone about it. I know when I die and see her again I am going to GET IT! Thing is, I will deserve anything she throws at me. I never did anything to her after that night...I was always polite and
patient, but I do feel bad that I took out my agression of the situation on her.

Last confession of my days in the convalescent center...One little old lady who was basically dying and didn't know up from down sat in the same bed for at least 8 months. I felt so sorry for her. No family came to see her ever. No friends. She didn't even have a roommate. I would go in on my days off and sit and talk to her. ('TO' because she coudln't talk back) Read her books, sing or just watch tv with her. I just really felt bad for her, and got a little attached. When her last days were getting close you could see it in her face and in her body. Some of her family started to come in to make sure they were there when she died...so before they all came that last time, I went in and took her wedding ring off her finger. I put it in my pocket and kept it there all the way out to my car. I don't know what possessed me to take it, and no one ever asked for it. I feel so bad for stealing it. I think eventually I finally pawned it in for a couple hundred bucks, but I still wonder if anyone ever even cared or knew it was gone.

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January

2012

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Joeie

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#12598

I souped today for the first time in 2 and 1/2 years. Pretty much the same I remember it as. I'm just hoping my work doesn't run a piss test on me cause I've been slacking for the last couple weeks and honestly not caring about my progress. That's because I've been focusing on my depression instead.

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January

2012

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Bobbe

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#12599

Well...Let's see. When I was 11 I sarted somoking chronic. By 14 I wud smoke, drink and snort while working @ trying 2 fill the police blotter w/ my friends. @ 15 doing everything frum drink'in brews 2 huffing gas. @ 16 I met heroin and slowly built myself up 2 a full blown junkie. I lied, cheated, stole, robbed from friends, aunts, my mother, places of employment and the thing i feel bad about is not feeling bad about doing all the bad i did.

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January

2012

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Kaeden

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#12616

I'm beginning to think all gay guys are sluts
even though I am a gay guy
Its really disappointing every gay guy seems to be a plaster mold of what society expects of them
and honestly I want to punch some of them for no reason

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January

2012

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idkbob

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