Boy / Girlfriend - Confessions, rants, complaints and funny stories

#12824

Sitting here in a room full of people and I've huddled myself into a corner. Earlier today I was outgoing and fun an cracking jokes. I just want to run out of here with my middle finger hitting the air. But I have to be here and it's literally torture. I need to keep typing here so that I don't just sit awkwardly by myself, hating every second of this. Of I keep typing, it should be ok. But how long can I keep this up for? Will it be so bad if I just leave? This social awkwardness is just horrible. The last time I felt this way was when my ex always wanted me to hang out with his friends.

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08

May

2012

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GowswhoDo

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#12818

Seriously your frantic typing is extremely annoying. You see that I am trying to write a paper, so shut the fuck up and stop typing like a crazed maniac. You're writing a book. Really? You know that's not going anywhere, right? You're typing fast because you are making something for fun. And your music is loud. Can you kindly shut the fuck up? Here I am, trying to make sense of this history shit so I can write this paper, and do you care? Nope. Again, you're writing a book. And technically, your plagiarizing because you are using someone else's comic and making a book out of the story line. So I suggest that you go to bed so I can concentrate because if I do not do this paper, then I fail the class. Do you want that? I need to work in complete silence. I have to read 40 pages of sources and then analyze them. ALL OF THEM. So I bet you would need fucking peace and quiet to do the same, so turn off the music and the computer, and go to bed to I can work and be to myself without noise coming from your side of the room, you fucking inconsiderate bitch. Thanks.

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30

April

2012

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nagruzims

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#12817

I'm a girl. And i'm falling in love with my really good friend…but she has a boyfriend and i don't want to come inbetween them…but i think it's a lil too late for that because she's already told me that she's falling for me too…what do i do??? I love her but she lives in the next state over and even if she broke it off with him, how would i get to see her??? I've never gone out with a girl because the first girl i fell for stabbed me in the back before we even went out…so i'm scared…afraid that if she does choose me…i'll mess things up…i just want to be with her….i love her so much over such little time…. i love you Eli<3

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29

April

2012

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#12816

I'm so shy when it comes to talking to women and asking them out. I don't wanna be single. I want to be more friendly and talkative.

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29

April

2012

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Burilmeen

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#12801

When he told me he didn't want to look like a bad boyfriend in front of everyone, I felt sick. He's not my boyfriend, we're just friends and I'm upset that he throws it in my face, but to total strangers, plays the cute, caring boyfriend. Its almost like he's purposefully trying to hurt me by showing me what it would be like, but he won't date me because he's too scared of what his friends will think because I'm not as pretty as his ex.

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27

April

2012

by:

Anuj

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#12784

I confess....that I'm better than you. I'm fucking awesome. I go around and pretend I hate myself, pretend I think I'm some stupid inferior idiot, when inside I KNOW I'm better than all you dumbasses! HAHAHAHAHA! I think it's hilarious!! I act like a self-hating bastard when really I find myself above everyone! I should be fucking adored. I want to stand in front of a crowd and be cheered for. It's what I deserve, after all, since I'm far superior than the rest of these parasites.

And then when people tell me I'm stupid and shit, I can shrug it off so easily because Fuck Off, I'm Better Than You, that's why.

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25

April

2012

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Louncdoda

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#12783

My other half buys fabric softener and tumble dryer sheets and insists I use them with the laundry. I say I do, but I don't. She can't tell the difference and it saves me money because I don't have to buy the softener or the sheets as often. Double win for me! If she ever finds out though, I'm in real trouble!

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25

April

2012

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yomfmbambb

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#12769

I'm still in love with Christopher Jones, I never got over him but I can't tell him because he's happy.

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13

April

2012

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lioninthepink

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#12767

seems to me you got a few choices
1 give up on life and move on with love
or
2 give up on love and move on with life

and if rarely goes together I have found.

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12

April

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12766

I had promised someone.I put myself through unnecessary pain to keep the promise,made to someone I loved.I thought they will need me in bad times and good times. We all need somebody in bad times but often distance them in good times.That's how humans are designed.With time,I realized that it is okay not to hold on to such promises when they are better off without me.They don't need me.You can't force yourself on them.Leaving them alone is the appropriate thing.Never forget that you don't need someone who doesn't need you.

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12

April

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12757

1. We do not know each other 2. My memories are not of a present, but distant past now. 3. Anyone who knows me is aware that I cannot hate. I would only be impossibly hurt by terrible people, forever wounded, walking away for self preservation.

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05

April

2012

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lymlopuotc

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#12745

You waited 4 years for him to tell you he loves you? You really are an easily manipulated dumbass.

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26

March

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12744

Dear downstairs neighbors, please stop burning all that fucking incense!! The shit reaks and suffocates us!

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26

March

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12724

I won a competition and won a load of money and I have not toad anyone, because they will just want the money. I am going to keep in safe in my pocket and spend it when I want to! Thats my secret!

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12

March

2012

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avenlxhkvj

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#12723

Forgive me father I have sinned. I think I am in love with this girl that goes to my school.The problem is I am also a girl. I dreamed of her and when she walks out the classroom I looked at her a$$ and I feel like I want to spank that . I think I may be bisexual. Today I told her that I liked her and then I kissed her and she kissed me back. I dont know what to do.

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12

March

2012

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wrnmiodxid

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#12720

I'm gay, and my best friend is a straight guy. I recently spent the night over at his house. While he was sleeping, I got the intense urge to touch him, not inappropriately though. Like, I just wanted to lay next to him, and lay my head on hisi chest. I think it'd be nice if I could just to be in contact with him.

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10

March

2012

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mwihifxwot

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#12717

Im still not over you but in truth im happy your gone. You've treated me like shit for too long. One day your swearing you want to be with me forever, talking about our future and the next your just fucking gone, in the space of 2 weeks you met a guy, slept with him and moved in with him. You just cleaned out your shit and never looked back. Now Im stuck in an apartment I can't afford alone and am still heartbroken.

Fuck you aly, and fuck the worthless shitstain your screwing now.

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15

March

2012

by:

OMS

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#12714

There's this guy, I'm in a relationship with him right? Well, I love him-beyond like anything ever, but he's just like so much different than me. I mean we have the same personality and we get along fantastic. But he's like in a whole other class than me, and his family is so different. I just I don't know, I intend to go be with him, but I'm afraid I won't fit in his world...

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15

March

2012

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Starz

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#12706

I've been having feelings for a guy that i've been talking over the net for 1 year. I'm wondering how could i have these feelings for someone who i can't see or touch or never the less someone who is not actually part of my daily life. All he's supposed to be to me is a screen. I feel lost when i dont talk/write to him even for 1 day. I don't think thats normal but i just can't let go. I've actually met him in person once and we did set off really well. Since that day i've fallen deeper for him. And i also know we're not for each other but how do u walk away? I just don't know how and what to do anymore...

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27

February

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12698

my family never tried to understand me.....they say and do the meanest things to me.....they lie behind my back, they cheat behind my back...i just hate them for what they do...i mean most of them...my dad and mum and few of my cousins are not the ones i hate.......but the rest really.....they dont know what is takes to be a family...

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25

February

2012

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duensmunD

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