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#12590

When pumped, my kirk is as big as a coke can. Which is almost 8 inches around.

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January

2012

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Kevrell

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#12577

I've had fantasies about having sex with my sisters, but have never acted on it. Thinking about it now grosses me out, that was relatively short lived.

Let the flaming begin?

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January

2012

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Jennis

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#12570

When I was 13 I lost my virginity to my step mom. My dad set it up, and was in the room while I was having sex with her.

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January

2012

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fvpjmz

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#12560

I hate you. I hate you so much.
But why can't I just leave?

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January

2012

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Kacy

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#12207

i hate having a flat chest! it is so unattractive, i have been thinking about getting breast implants. if i do it, i'll feel better about how i look, but by doing so i'll be contradicting my main rule in life "be yourself."

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August

2011

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flattiflat

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#11922

And Meanwhile...somewhere in Soviet Russia...

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May

2011

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meanwhile

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#11921

How dirty is your mind? Look below ..... so should you be ashamed of yourself? I think so.

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May

2011

by:

itsoverman

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#11920

It's over man, it's over man, It's over!!!

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May

2011

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itsoverman

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#11896

New menu just added to your local chinese restaurant... Read careful.

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May

2011

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texican

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#11895

This is how you learn to control your mind in Mexico...

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May

2011

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texican

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#11885

just so you know, i sold the dog on ebay

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May

2011

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pincnum

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#11884

Nice animated picture of the dude dancing in his underwear

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May

2011

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pincnum

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#11862

I work with IDIOTS!!!

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April

2011

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picmeup

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#11861

I am in the mood for hotdog...

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April

2011

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picmeup

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#11857

And I thought polar bears are used to ice. Apparently not...

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April

2011

by:

icebear

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#11854

I was in the hurry !?!?!

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April

2011

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alisha

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#11251

I am the fire-starter.... he he he

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November

2010

by:

Admin

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#11250

Wow, I could have swear there was something there just yesterday...

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November

2010

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much

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#11242

Best new product of 2010 . This is a must-have product that everyone will be buying this holiday season. It will be in every stocking stuffer by Christmas. Try to get your hands on one of these before they are gone, as only limited numbers were produced.
This is a NEW Battery Powered Battery charger.

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November

2010

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Sam Smithy

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#11241

I fucking understand the need for love and affection, however grabbing your boyfriends nuts in the middle of the stadium full of people is fuckin AWESOME!!!

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November

2010

by:

grab my balls

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