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#13002

That'll teach them to mess with my schedule again......

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September

2012

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#12918

I had a dream of a previous best friend at my house. She was there and we spoke and hung out like we were still friends. And then at the end of the dream I was telling her about my achievements and she says ‘really? are really happy? cause you don’t seem so!’ …it left me a bit off balance wondering to myself!

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July

2012

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Nadja

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#12862

Daniel, we have been friends for years, but in walk your new girlfriend, and she has a problem with me, having never met me, and so now you don't talk to me at all. I miss having my best friend you know I am quiet and don't talk to people all that much, now i am all bottled up and have no one to turn to we haven't talked in over six months. What the HELL is your problem, I mean really! Get a Fucking grip she is going to dump you and I will still be a mess and then you will be a mess with out any friends, because she won't let you talk to anyone. Get a BRAIN!!

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June

2012

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RosieRed

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#12852

I witnessed a bad car accident today and now I realize that at any moment we can die, wasting time in inexcusable.

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10

June

2012

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WigneeNem

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#12759

I'm 31 years old and lost my temper playing video games...again. This time when I threw the controller, it bounced off the table and sailed straight into and broke the TV...a TV I've had less than a year.

Sadly, I have enough money that breaking the TV isn't a consequence and I won't learn anything from this. It's just a minor inconvenience that I have to go shopping; I'll probably get an even nicer TV out of it.

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April

2012

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Anonymous

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#12748

. I am an only child. Stubborn and overly sarcastic. I hate theater and poetry and history. I love math and science. I want to be a therapist. I love animals. I hate cats. I love chicken and there
Are probably no foods that I hate. Other than anything with horseradish on it. I love to cook and watch cooking shows. I like to read when It's not something I have to do. I don't like to write I never kept a journal as a little
Girl. Never imagined or dreamed about my wedding. I didn't like
Barbies I played with trucks. I'm insecure about
My stomach and legs. I hate my nose. I wish I was taller. I think my voice is annoying. I think I'm smarter than the majority of people tht I interact with and love a great debate. I like being intellectually challenged. And I like any challenge in general. I would much rather go on a hike or a walk than go do my hair or nails. I get grossed out by coughs and sneezes and people
Blowing their noses in public. I love to flirt I don't like cheesy compliments. I like a good laugh. I can burp louder than you. I get easily embarrassed but always pretend to laugh everything off. I can cry at almost anything whether it be out of happiness sadness anger or frustration and no one I have met has been able to understand that. I am seldom quiet. I get uncomfortable to be intimate with someone. Hence many one time flings. I can be rude. I have never been in a fight. I very often feel alone and choose to surround myself with many acquaintances and I feel that there is probably a handful of. People who really know me. I play out situations in my head about how I would like a conversation to go and always get disappointed when it does not go that way. I love school. I am scared to be a disappointment to my dad so I ignore and pretend to not hear when he calls me or make up a
Million excuses as to why I can't see him. I feel bad for my mom and wish she can find happiness. I am happiest when I am alone and am looking for a partner who I can sit in the same room with in silence and not feel alone. I don't know what I want sometimes...in a man...and for lunch...so I take a little piece of everything...think about it. I don't think money defines success nor do I think a diploma defines Intelligence I wish I could be successful from
Learning and interacting with people. I have never owned a vibrator (up until two months ago even so it has not moved from it packaging) or ever enjoyed masturbation. I truly believe I will never find what I want in a man and even thought I may be a lesbian. I've only kissed a girl but I feel no women find me attractive. I think I can be pretty but I hate hearing it from guys although I feed off of sexual comments. I don't think I can or have been fully sexually satisfied. I feel it almost to be a taboo to have even admitted that statement. I want a best friend. I wish I could look at myself in the mirror naked. I had ..and I think I still
Do have an eating disorder. I don't get bored easily. I hate hate hate and fear my life to become "scheduled" or routine. I used to fake being sick as an excuse to be able to spend time with my mom growing up. I do not like feeling intoxicated in any way whether it be high or drunk. I really care what people think about me. I wish I could
Fall asleep in a bed full of puppies every night. My armpits sweat a lot. I like the smell of my vagina. I have a sick humor i love sarcasm and making fun of people who believe themselves to be gods gift to mankind. I like to stick up for the underdogs. I am scared
Of having a baby. I can't count the number of times I've faked enjoying sex. I look at most men as nothing more than sexual objects. I miss being in school. I think I have OCD I clean when I am
Upset but I also don't clean if I'm sad. I want a boob job. I have stretch marks. I like my feet. I wish I had back dimples. I love things that are color coordinated. I dislike
Lazy men and lazy people in general. I much prefer traditional conservative ways as far as relationships but have come to
Realize that will never exist so I seek fulfillment in sex. I often get disappointed. I want to
Travel everywhere. And I want to do it alone. I like my eye brows. I like shoes. I think I walk perfectly in heels. I hate shorts. I love dresses. I eat a lot of cereal because I can be pretty lazy. I cannot imagine living anywhere other than new York. I always wanted an older brother. I like to think I can draw. I don't like singing in front of people even though I'd like to think I have a great voice.i see myself very successful 10 years from now. I just dont know doing what. most girls annoy me. I like to point out negatives before positive things in anything. I think everything before this sentence is a huge contradiction.

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March

2012

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Roses are blue

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#12746

Why do you think it's okay to not pay the rent to us but not care that we have to pay the mortgage payment on the house we're renting to you at a discounted rate because we're family? WHY IS THAT OKAY???? In what world is it okay for you to get off scott free but we have to front the entire amount for the mortgage? You stupid nimrod jackass.

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28

March

2012

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Mokpaydaye

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#12700

I like to go out naked in public - I get a kick out of being naked in places normally people are not naked. I usually go without bringing clothes with me - barefoot and naked - the thrill of being far from my clothes is overwhelming. Maybe if public nudity was legal then this wouldn't be a problem. I have been a mile away from my house without a stitch of clothes on before. Of course all done at night -- I really don't want to be seen..just the thrill of being far from my clothes.

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26

February

2012

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nakedinpublic

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#12677

My best friend and I are very close... like sisters. A couple nights ago, we had a sleepover at her house... I fingered her. It was... really fun. We're 14 and both have boyfriends. She wants me to do it again and I want to, too. Earlier today before I left her house we were watching a movie and she started sucking my ear... I climbed in her lap and touched her through her soffe shorts and sucked her ear too... it wasn't safe there so we agreed to wait until next week when I see her again... I hope this doesn't ruin our friendship but I don't want to stop.

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February

2012

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Dootttape

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#12666

So I have a B.S. In Biological Sciences from CSU Sacramento. I graduated in May of 2011. I can't find a job for the life of me. My bf and I broke up today and I just found out that I can't join the Air Force as an officer because my GPA was only 2.2 and you need a 3.0 to be eligible. Oh ya and to top it off I'm broke, 24 years old, and living with my parents and also gained 30 pounds because i drink too much. life is just fucking peachy.

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February

2012

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Char

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#12648

Let my words shed away everything and lay you down upon the silken touch of my verses, my stanzas caressing every inch of your sultry innocence bringing you exquisite pleasures arousing every inch of your body and you open yourself to me like a flower opening to the spring sun and my words penetrate you the way that you wish, filling you with my love, my passion... my desire... making your body shiver in pure bliss till the climactic pleasure floods through you as we now are one soul... one spirit... Entwining your heart to mine is such passion that will never end, making love to you and touching you in one place no other man ever can... your heart. And all you need to share this with you is for you to say one word.... Yes... Yes… Yes.

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26

January

2012

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LeafeFafecori

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#12645

For cyber-bullying.

Log off.

Get your mind right.

Come back.

Have a good laugh about it.

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January

2012

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naftagirlz

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#12636

I know zombies don't exist but I always think I'm going to be attacked by one. Particularly when I walk out to my car for work in the early morning when it's still pitch black dark. I live in the middle of nowhere so there's plenty of places for zombies to hide. Also, if I walk around the house at night when it's dark, I always think there's something looking in my windows. This morning before going to work, I thought about the video for Thriller and for the first time in years, it scared the hell out of me.

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January

2012

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zombiesarehere

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#12533

Saturday I hit my car after doing a sideways curve in a dirt road, I did the curve and when I got out of it I was gonna straighten up the car but I over did it and then over did it again (At this point I have no control whatsoever) so I just did the best I could to slow it down. it wasn't big, just took the paint off the bumper a little, I was slowing down but the fence was there before I could stop.
I'm telling everyone in my family I don't know who did it, I just found my car that way.
I love rally, I wish I had a bit more of space on that curve so I could train myself into doing it right.

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January

2012

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loverarrly

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#12498

I just souped up with my cat for the first time. I blew the smoke into it nose area and it didn't seem to mind. Once the soup was kicked and the smoke had cleared from our session, my cat just took a nap and I went on the internet to FNL. But just now he got up and started sniffing at everything like he was trying get more smoke, it was fucking crazy. Now he's grooming himself.

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07

December

2011

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smokedupcat

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#12497

Many years ago, before you could hook up with someone on the internet, I answered a personal ad in the Creative Loafing for a single girl seeking a single guy. So I wrote her a letter, and she wrote me back and before long we were having long conversations on the phone. I am a guy who loves romance, and she just seemed like a wonderful woman too. Well we got to talking about what we looked like and stuff, and she described herself as a black woman. This was no problem for me, being a white guy who is attracted to all women, and black women are no exception. She told me the same thing, that she was attracted to white guys too. I really was excited to meet her and take her out on a date. She really was sweet, smart and sincere, and I was really feeling an attraction to her. We probably talked 2-3 hours a night for over a week.

Anyway, I told her I would call her back - I guess I had not given her my phone number yet. I dont remember,

But somehow, I lost her number, address.... everything. I tore up my apartment looking for it, but it was nowhere to be found. I was devastated and pretty much waited by the phone hoping she would call me back but she never did. It was right after she told me she was black, and to this day I fear that she thought the reason I never called her back is because she was black and that just wasnt the case. I really wanted to go out wither her!!! I have felt horrible about that for about twenty years and if I had a way to tell her what happened, I would.

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December

2011

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blackchik

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#12495

It's so goddamn easy to get laid. I've proven to myself that I can. It's the keeping one around part that I can't figure out. Why would I want to be stuck with someone who will either get fat, become someone else, or end up hating me? Maybe it's just the fact that I hate myself so god damn much. I've lost all interest in a relationship. I have to force myself to talk to people at all. They say the insane don't know they are, but I can't help but feel I'm slipping towards something terrible...

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07

December

2011

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easylaid

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#12435

today i decided that i wont resist anymore. i give up. he will do what ever he wants with me. i cant fight him anymore. maybe this is the way it is supposed to be. my way hasnt worked all it brought was humiliation and he did what he wanted anyway. it is so hard to be so small and weak and he is so big. what i hate most is when he just picks me up and carries me to where he wants it and he does it. and then i have to go sleep with him anyways. i told him i wont fight him anymore and he said good that i finally got it. oh god i hate surrendering.

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November

2011

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ayfvrthspf

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#12412

I have 3 pet birds and 5 pet rabbits. The birds I got 15 years ago when I was a kid and unfortunately they have very long lifespans. I don't like the birds at all and I only love 2 of the rabbits. Of the other 3, 2 I like okay and 1 I outright dislike. I just keep all these pets (and I do take care of them) because I feel it's my obligation. In all honesty I wish I just had the 2 bunnies that I love.

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November

2011

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Anonymous

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#12411

I don't love my husband. I have suspected him of cheating on me for months. I don't have the means to prove it. I don't have the money for a divorce. My father died this year and my mother is already dating another man, and I feel like she has completely abandoned her family. I am so stressed out all of the time. I just recently quit my job to start a full time position that I don't want... I was happy working part time and having time with my son.... but my husband is a control freak and won't allow me to work full time. I'm not allowed to see friends. I'm not even allowed to go out with my horse anymore. I'm stuck in a failed relationship where no one is happy, pretending everything is perfect.

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November

2011

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fearlessanonymity

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