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#12813

Does anyone else exercise their ear muscles and hear a low rumble almost drone like? If I press on my ear muscles it sounds like what I would ascribe to being under water under pressure … It sounds like thunder. Yet I'm half deff.It's very loud.

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April

2012

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Anton

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#12805

I dont know why i keep thinking about him when he put his foot down last month and ended all our fun. I wanted to get to know him and be a part of him, but this must just be some kinda sick karma-induced joke the galaxy is playing on me. Show her the one guy she'll go crazy for and then make him emotionally unstable and mentally unavailable. Drugs suck. Agh. I need to focus on other things.

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28

April

2012

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xplhipitmu

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#12792

When you think about it, that's got to be the right ansewr.

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April

2012

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Rosi

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#12781

I can't wait to get out of the eating disorder clinic...so I can lose weight and be happy again.

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April

2012

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Clara

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#12743

I think I'm going to go back on a diet program (similar to Medifast) that has worked for me before. I went off the diet during pregnancy, and didn't gain the weight back for a long time. Whether or not I can do it on my own, I don't - I haven't. I hate myself so much. No self-control, I make excuses and eat and eat and sit around. It's 3am and I'm restless and miserable and want to cry. I have at least 50 pounds to lose. Crap.

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26

March

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12707

I am a 17 year old virgin, I have never even kissed a guy but I really REALLY want to give a blowjob. I am obsessed with the thought of having a dick in my mouth and just sucking. Sometimes, when I'm bored and I'm alone, I'll watch porn with women giving blowjobs. It doesn't look pleasant or fun or nice at all, it fact it kind of scares me, but I desperatly want to do it.

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27

February

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12674

im a sex addicte.. for real. i use to say im going to wait till im married but i lost that and now im havein a hard time wait till the next day.
i just lovee sex, i dont know why but i do. i have a f**k buddy ya know to keep me from sleepin around all the time but im starting to actually like him. and even with him theres other people too gah i need help

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February

2012

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pfiwxyvywf

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#12604

My New Year Resolution is to not masturbate all year.

I had a wet dream last night and still woke up with a boner.

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January

2012

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zlizmpon

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#12582

I spilled a drink on a bitch I hate. She is always putting her darn near perfect tits on display and flirting with everyone. I just wanted to knock her down a peg, but she decided to just take her shirt off and walk around in a bra. She was even more the center of attention.

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08

January

2012

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Stretch

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#12578

When I was 5... my best friend's grandfather was visiting her. Knowing this, I begged my parents to let me go anyway and visit my friend. Knocking on the door, my friend's mom answered the door. Grabbing me the arms, she started shaking me pretty bad and yelled at me saying that I couldn't visit my friend. I walked home in tears, and haven't told anyone about that. Still haunts me to this day.

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08

January

2012

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Luckie

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#12536

I'm on some medications for depression. The most recent addition has a strange side effect. I last longer during sex. Which is good. But I can't jerk off. It takes so long that my arm gets tired. Even when I switch off hands. I'm undecided as to if it's a problem or not.

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January

2012

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antidepressent

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#12507

When I was a high school freshman, I mixed up some plaster of paris and filled a condom with it, because I wanted something to masturbate with. I hung a towel between the lines of the laundry rack like a hammock and rolled it back and forth while it set to make it round, while I poked in the tip so it would be the right shape.

I couldn't use it as quickly as I wanted because it was too hot (from curing.)

I used to use it when I was on my period, always with a condom over it. It still has blood stains where the minerals soaked up blood at the bottom.

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December

2011

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periodhorrors

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#12502

So there's a girl I actually respect completely for once, and I'm completely honest with her about my past and my current situation (I have HPV), and instead of being understanding or at least supportive, she just ran. God, I am drunk now, but I promise this makes more sense than what you'll read when it gets posted. Fuck.

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December

2011

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hpvdude

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#12490

My boobs aren't big or nice. Kinda unattractive. I've somehow managed to keep the few boys I've slept with from seeing them in the light. Everyone looks down on implants but I think they'd make me feel better about myself. I'd just get like full Bs. Just enough to make them normal.

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December

2011

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akiriks

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#12481

I was 21 before I realized that the expression "Baby Got Back" was not referring to the spinal column area.

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December

2011

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gvmydcjbkn

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#12458

i used to force myself to vommit, to try to stay skinny. it isn't the proudest thing i ever did.

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November

2011

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vommit33

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#12440

I Told my children over dinner. "Due to state of economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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10

November

2011

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thhlkfqzbu

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#12431

I'm a 20 year old guy who has male inorgasmia. Basically, complete lack of orgasm. Equipment is fine, everything functioning exactly as it should. Except no warm fuzzy feeling associated with ejaculation.
It has been a source of irritation, insecurity and depression for quite some time now. I was under the impression until about age 12 that people didn't have orgasms when they masturbated, only when they had real sex. Absolutely destroyed me when I found out otherwise.
It was only recently that I got the courage to bring this up to my doctor (bout a year ago or so), and I haven't had much help. I've been put on Bupropion, the generic version of Wellbutrin which is a anti-depressant, but unlike most anti-depressants it doesn't have negative sexual side effects. In fact, is many cases, the drug actually helps libido, orgasm... sex in general. Not so in my case. Still nothing when I "come."
Its been driving me nuts. I don't suffer from lack of sex drive or anything, I'm a natural hornball like almost anyone my age. The feeling of disappointment is such an anti-climatic (a funny!) ending to whenever I treat myself to a manage-a-moi. I've also never had real sex before, though I did get a handjob once (yes, lame I know) and still nothing. Sure, the physical contact and act is enjoyable, all up to the point to where a normal guy would experience an orgasm. The feeling of getting so close, but never ever getting there is maddening. Given the chance of actually having sex, I'm not sure if I would even go through with it. Frankly, I'd rather prefer the enjoyment of foreplay than actually having sex only to be disappointed in the end. I'm afraid of actually getting a chance to losing my virginity, only to realize that it will be exactly like every other time I beat off.
This infuriates me, as I'm pretty sure I'm a somewhat normal guy. Sure, I'm on medication for depression for reasons aside from my problem discussed here, but I'm not sexually repressed or traumatized, unlike many people who suffer from problems with orgasm or sex. And, to top it all, inorgasmia in males is incredibly rare, most guys who suffer from it fail to orgasm once or twice, but only a handful have a total lack of it. Add the fact that almost no study or research has been done on it at all, its impossible for me to learn how to get help, unlike female inorgasmia which has a ton of room in the spotlight. You rarely hear of girls failing to satisfy their male partner.
I'll beat off fairly often, but the only benefit I get out of it is a temporary respite from my constantly nagging sex drive. It is getting to the point where I'm feeling worthless and depressed every time I produce some baby batter. Add this to a porn addiction which perpetuates a cycle of horniness followed by self-loathing. Somehow, I feel less of a guy because of this. Not even knowing what I'm missing out on, I don't know. Must have been one of Hitler's generals in a past life or something.
I'm at a loss of what to do. After doing research, I'm convinced I know more about this than my doctor does, who has no idea how to help.
Apologies for the length of the rant, but I don't get many opportunities where I feel comfortable trying to explain it. I know I haven't been traumatized by some abusive family member, or raped like some of the confessions, but somehow I still feel like I'm less of a man. Plus I have a morbid curiosity to the responses this will induce, along with how much I'll be ripped apart. Fire away.

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08

November

2011

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inorgasmia

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#12377

My breast are fake. My husband thinks they are real.

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16

October

2011

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mybreasts

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#12372

I told my previous boyfriend I was on the pill when I wasn't. I wasn't trying to trap him, I just wanted his baby

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October

2011

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Anisha

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