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#12609

I miss you, dad. Its been 5 1/2 years. The holidays suck the most. I'm getting married. I wish you were here. I know you are in your own way. It's so hard. I feel so alone. Every time I'm down, I think of the time you came home from work just to check on me when I had just broken up with J_____. You hugged me and let me cry and told me it would be ok. I didn't get much more time with you after that. I should have been there when it happened. I'm sorry I wasn't. "I couldn't handle it" isn't a good enough excuse. I'm sorry. You mean the world to me. My one true protector and my hero. I miss you.

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January

2012

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#12584

My mother in law is a recovering alcoholic and is awful to be around since she became sober. Over Christmas I regularly spiked her drinks. Unfortunately I didn't get the fun drunk in-law, but the super bitchy drunk I forgot she also can be.

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08

January

2012

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#12581

I have read every confession in here and there have been a few on how people lack emotion and feeling. My confession is the complete opposite; I possess too much emotion. The slightest thing might make me cry and it's fucking annoying. I could be standing in my house and talking/arguing with my parents and the more tension and anxiety that is building up in me will bear down and eventually the water works start opening and I start crying and I cant stand it.

The worst is this can and has happened to me in public, such as talking to an administrator at school. While talking to said administrator about a current situation that I was in and finding out that this person can but won't help me set me off. This time was different though because instead of being tense and anxious, I was full of rage and yet I still started to well up. The weird thing is, I seriously wanted to go on a murderous rampage killing every single administrator and student in my way but instead I start to cry and become furious.

I have been like this all my life I guess, but I have noticed it a lot more in recent years. What pisses me off is that I have been to three very close friends' funerals and another good acquaintances' memorial service in the past few years and didn't so much as shed a tear. If there was any way I could stop myself from crying for the rest of my life I would take it in a heart beat.

By the way, I'm a guy in my 20s.

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08

January

2012

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Philly

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#12572

I've just come out of a long time relationship of more than 5 years (about a fortnight ago) and I have a child with my significant other. Since then I have slept with 4 girls. (call it trying to get over it, i dunno). Although we hadn't completely ruled out talking things through and getting things sorted in the future, after a few weeks or months or so who knows, we made a promise to each other not to do anything else with anybody else just in case we did get back together.
My confession is that on NYE i went home with my ex, the one who I was seeing before my recent 5 year relationship. Yes I slept with her etc etc.(5 in a fortnight now) My pickle is that I invited her to my friends house before going back to hers, and my friends and their GF's some of whom are familiar with my now ex, all saw me with her. I think I have fucked up here big time, and although normally I can talk my way out of these situations, this time I feel like I may have taken it too far. The girl from last night is sms'ing and calling me today too, and i dont want anything to do with her. The next few weeks should be interesting. I'll let you all know. And I dont feel bad for doing it, i never do, and i would go back to my significant other tomorrow if I could, and not think about it, i'd only be sorry if I was caught. And people think im a nice guy,

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08

January

2012

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#12539

I'm 17 and am desperately waiting for my period, hoping, praying it comes. I can't raise a baby. The situation with the father, though we love each other, is impossible. We aren't from the same country. We're too young.

But I feel so horrible. So completely terrible hoping beyond all hope that I'm not pregnant. I have older friends who have been trying to have babies for years. I know there are so many people who try to have children but can't.

What gives me the right to be so selfish?

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January

2012

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#12449

I work in child care and there is one particular mom we all hate. If her child craps their pants near the end of the day, we never change them so this mother will have to deal with the awful mess of it.

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November

2011

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#12255

When I was in jr. high, 8th grade I think, I was sleeping with one of my teachers. I had an A in that class, and F's in all my other classes. I got pregnant towards the end of the year. After I told him, the school year was finished by a substitute. Rumor was he got fired, but I'm pretty sure he quit to avoid responsibility. I put that baby up for adoption, but I wonder if it could have worked between us had he not feared the repercussions of what he did.

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August

2011

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#12254

I beat my kids sometimes. I hate myself for doing it but they piss me off and it's the only way they'll listen.

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17

August

2011

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beatkids

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#12212

Kids,(hmmmm), although, I must say, ours have grown wings and fled the nest. I'm still a kid but older..lol.
This picture is (allegedly) a tattoo by a girlfriend with artistic tendencies - the things they do...
Mrs V and I visited the boys at their house the other day, accompanied by our grandchildren, including the youngest, Lucy. Jamie (aka Nova) our youngest son, shouted... "And stay out my room!". By which time Mrs V was already inside his bedroom. (Mums lol). There was the usual untidy mess (used condoms, tissues and stuff)......
Then Lucy said, " I know why Jamie didn't want us to go in his bedroom....!!!"
Mrs V said " Why is that Lucy?"
"He's got a PINK bedcover!".
Kids huh !
PS I love your website although I have loads more to read -some stuff is quite shocking while both bizarre and funny and beautifully presented
Dub.

http://www.mzawf.org

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08

August

2011

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#12180

When I was around 11-12 or so I would constantly hang out with my best friend. He had a little brother around age 6 or so who was adopted and spoiled rotten. He just had to fake at crying and my friend's mom would get pissed off at my buddy, he would get grounded and I would have to go home. Basically, the kid was obnoxious, started shit with us, and in general made life harder to do stuff we really wanted to do. Play SNES and ride bikes, etc.

So, whenever me and my friend had to pee and nobody was around we would just whiz all over his little brother's carpet in his room. Sometimes we would pick a discreet corner and leave a puddle. Other times we would pee and shake the stream around so much that it fell like rain; we wanted to get a more distributed pattern that dried quicker and was less visually detectable.

After a month or so the whole room had this acrid, musty, park mensroom type of smell. It was especially bad cause it was summer and they had a swamp cooler running all the time. My friend's mom took notice and sent the kid to a therapist.

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July

2011

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#11826

I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe.

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April

2011

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Anonymous

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#11805

My mom is waiting on the results of a biopsy to find out if she has cancer. My selfish side hopes she does so I can have a reason to go home other than giving up on my present situation.

I love my mom.

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April

2011

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#11503

my moms friend gave me some unsigned doctors notes and ive been using it. One of my professors caught on today. I'm afraid i'll get kicked outta school.

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27

January

2011

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uzutligzyb

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#11465

i gave birth to a stillborn 2 weeks before my due date
and I didn't want people to think of me as the poor girl that lost her baby so I pretended that my niece (who was 2 months older than my baby) was my daughter. I am still doing it. I can not help it. I just don't want people to feel sorry for me. But as my daughter's 1 year birthday approaches, I feel that it is getting harder and harder to keep this lie going. I's just to co-workers who saw me and knew I was pregnant. Also another co-worker had a baby 2 months after I did and after being pregnant together, going through all that together, I didn't want to be the one without a baby. I don't feel horrible about it, but I think that sometimes I even believe the lie.

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January

2011

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#11158

my little brother pretended to drown in our pool. On impulse I lunged into the pool and pulled him out of the water. He laughs saying "haha fooled you!" My brand new phone was in my pocket.

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August

2010

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#11118

I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple seconds then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing.

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26

August

2010

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Anonymous

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#11058

my three month-old daughter tried to suckle the breast of my mother-in-law's 80 year-old family friend. Apparently my daughter was confused since my breasts now sag like an 80 year-old's. Thanks a lot kiddo.

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August

2010

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#11057

I went to see my mother with my kids. Before I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did but then he told her that I said that.

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23

August

2010

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#11055

I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word.

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23

August

2010

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K_M

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#11050

I was shunned at my high school reunion for being a single mother. All my old friends told me they thought I had more integrity than that. The baby's father my husband passed away before the birth of our son.

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22

August

2010

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