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#12802

Bill nails it! Would love to hear more of this type of rational thikning. Too many Americans are living with their heads in the dirt! Our biggest threat isn't a misguided president and congress. our biggest threat is the electorate that put these officials into office! keep charging Bill. Maxwell, CDR, USN (Ret)

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April

2012

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Raniele

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#12731

No one should have given me a credit card. I'll only use it for expensive dinners and rare vinyl. God help me if I could ever pay it back.

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March

2012

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Anonymous

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#12600

When I was about 19 I worked in a convalescent home. I did the usual everyday take care of people who can't do stuff on their own and I didn't mind doing it. I felt good to be able to help others in need. My confession starts with one little tiny lady who was maybe 38 and severely mentally challenged. (Nice way of saying..RETARDED!) I will never forget her or her face. I was so impatient and mean to her that I will never ever forgive myself. I remember pushing her down the hall telling her to hurry up. I pushed her down on her bed and she sat and laughed at me being mean to her like it was all a joke. I was completely impatient with her whereas I was always kind and sweet and patient with EVERYONE else. Shirley just pushed my buttons, and even more, I thought she did it on purpose. I knew she didn't because she couldn't even tell you what a ball was, but damn if there wasn't a hint of payback in her black little eyeballs. She always took longer than anyone else because she had to do stuff her own way, and I always had a million things to do. She was combative with everyone including her own family, who never came to visit her, and everyone just let her pinch them or hit them and would laugh it off. "Oh that silly Shirley". But that shit pissed me off! One night I was helping her into bed and pulling up her covers and she pinched me so hard tears came to my eyes. I screamed at her and told her to stop it then not 20 seconds later, she did it again. *hangs head in shame* I then turned her over on spanked her little ass 5 times, pretty hard. She never cried or got mad or anything. She just mumbled out a "we don't do that Shirley" and shook her little finger at me. I felt awful. I cried the whole way home and have never once told anyone about it. I know when I die and see her again I am going to GET IT! Thing is, I will deserve anything she throws at me. I never did anything to her after that night...I was always polite and
patient, but I do feel bad that I took out my agression of the situation on her.

Last confession of my days in the convalescent center...One little old lady who was basically dying and didn't know up from down sat in the same bed for at least 8 months. I felt so sorry for her. No family came to see her ever. No friends. She didn't even have a roommate. I would go in on my days off and sit and talk to her. ('TO' because she coudln't talk back) Read her books, sing or just watch tv with her. I just really felt bad for her, and got a little attached. When her last days were getting close you could see it in her face and in her body. Some of her family started to come in to make sure they were there when she died...so before they all came that last time, I went in and took her wedding ring off her finger. I put it in my pocket and kept it there all the way out to my car. I don't know what possessed me to take it, and no one ever asked for it. I feel so bad for stealing it. I think eventually I finally pawned it in for a couple hundred bucks, but I still wonder if anyone ever even cared or knew it was gone.

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January

2012

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Joeie

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#12587

At New Years party I decided to make my move on the host's boyfriend. He was half drunk and trying to go to sleep in one room and the girlfriend still going strong with the party. I went into her room, put on her silk cami, sprayed myself with her perfume, and confidently went into the room the boyfriend was sleeping. In the dark, him drunk, we wearing her clothes and smelling like her I thought it was an easy deal to close. It wasn't he noticed immediately. I begged him not to say anything, thinking he would demand a bj for silence at least. Needless to say, I now have one less friend this morning, a huge headache, and no sexual release.

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January

2012

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Keydren

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#12550

Even though I love my boyfriend sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in the relationship because he has done so much for me. If I ever wanted to leave and he didn't I don't think I would be able because I would feel like a horrible person.

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January

2012

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Destrey

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#12491

I once sold my scale to my dealer. His was broken and on the fritz. I then proceeded to smoke him down so hard that he forgot he bought it. I took the scale back home and was 40 dollars richer.

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07

December

2011

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hbnlmjtkbi

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#12370

I was so mad at a teacher once that I poured an entire bottle of Karo syrup in the gas tank of his new Cadillac. He went out on stress shortly thereafter.

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October

2011

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Seston

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#12367

I am in love with a stripper. She rarely charges me for dances anymore and we have had sex away from the club several times. She says she would stop stripping if I could supplement her income in a similar manner. I filled out the paperwork to take a loan from my 401K a few days ago to pay for everything.

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19

October

2011

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Kourtney

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#12340

im so sick and fukn tired of seeing fukn rich ceos,rich fukn share holders ,buisness owners,spoiled rich kids,and people with awsome talent.makn it big .as it comes no shit like second nature to them.what about the poor struggling hard ass working guy gets fukn nowere.so sick of seeing this fukn shit play out over and over again.born rich youll be rich. born poor youl be poor.is that the harsh truth .ya it is .so fuk all you rich m/fers. feedn off the poor.only one thing keeps me going.god will have his vengense with you i promise you that.

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October

2011

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crazytrain

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#12321

i have a job interview tomorrow with BP. i'm broke and the job looks like a great learning experience, technically and all that. i had always said i'd never work for an oil company.

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26

September

2011

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sttau!

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#12266

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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23

August

2011

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atmprocess

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#12203

I use the self-scan line at the grocery store to steal.
When I buy an expensive veggie like asparagus or sugar snap peas, I use the
'4066' code (green beans). I have never been caught. I have probably saved tens of dollars.
Also, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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05

August

2011

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shoplifft

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#12176

I never tip my waiter/waitress. I mean ever. I always just leave. Today at lunch, I had cash but told the waiter I was going to pay with credit card. When I paid, I just left. No tip.

I don't feel bad about it either. I just sent this confession because I thought it might stir up something interesting.

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26

July

2011

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no_tip

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#11858

Everytime I get money, I skim some off the top and hide if from my girlfriend. Sometimes 20, sometimes 40 dollars.
I use it to buy food. Hot dogs. Soda. Things she says I can't have, so I do it at work.
That way, she's can see evidence.
Except, I've gained 10 lbs, and my jeans don't fit anymore.

So now I just buy really expensive smoothies.

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April

2011

by:

supomin

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#11829

my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back.

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April

2011

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Username

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#11827

my bank card was declined. When I called the bank to ask why, they told me it was frozen for an "unusual charge." Apparently I can spend hundreds of dollars in a bar two towns away, but five dollars worth of gas in my home town is "suspicious".

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April

2011

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no green

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#11812

I have really bad ass acne. Like, REALLY bad ass acne. Both my ass cheeks are covered with pimples some just red bumps some are puss filled some hurt some don't. I wash my ass every day I change my underwear every day but the acne won't go away. Every where else on my entire body is perfectly clear, just my ass is covered in acne. WTF! I'm thinking of trying Pro-active on my ass.....you know the acne soap Jeaaica Simpson endorses.

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April

2011

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ykcdewb

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#11759

i just lost the one person who meant something to me- and its my fault. i feel totally alone. i push people away, no-one wants to know me, and i end up going to hookers to try to feel better, and end up hating myself for doing it and wasting the money

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April

2011

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Preodsbed

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#11719

I went through a major stelaing faze in my life. I stole trading cards as a kid, from a store daily for a solid year. I estimate i stole over a $1000 worth of stuff. I stole an old laptop computer from school, all kinds of food and random other stuff. I got such a high from it. I have stopped stealing but occassionally i grab something from a store or something for no reason. It is hard.

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27

March

2011

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Evvvaa

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#11718

Oh To Be 12 Again...(Humor)

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down..
He then took her to a MC Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favorite sweets............M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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26

March

2011

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gateesoth

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