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#23215

I love my boyfriend and have never once cheated on him. It's weird but I have been extremely sexually attracted to almost any semi good looking guy at work who is also nice to me. I see them alot and I fantasize about them even when with my long term boyfriend. These are the kind of guys I'd probably never even bat an eyelash at if I were single but knowing I would never act on it makes thinking about it hotter. Am I destined to cheat or am I just dealing with monogamy it a safe in my head way?

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February

2013

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#23214

When I'm hungover I always get super horny and can't stop thinking about pussy and analingus, so I haven't done amything today at work but sit in the back store and anal porn.

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February

2013

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#23212

In fifth grade someone in my reading class was playing with something while all the other students were listening to the teacher and he dropped it on the ground and later that day I found out it was a condom.

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February

2013

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#23211

Came across this beautiful piece online. Trust me dude, u can't be this good...lol "I am want to introduction a new topic . I am a believing that most of us is english conversant. Now lets discussion verbs. According from oxford cabin biscuit carton, a verb are a action word or doer word. . Examples is: karate,kungfu,judo,taekwondo,ekere mgbaa,boxing etc. As u can seeing, this words are a action words. You is free to ask your question because this are an interaction class.

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February

2013

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literature

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#23210

I was in my tractor when a tiny little bug sat on my nose...I smelt the bug to see if it was happy and it went up my nose...Then my crush walked over (He is half male half female) and I started blowing my nose to get the bug out and then he put his finger in my nose and pulled it out and I orgasmed! It was so hot! I always think about us sniffing bugs in the jungle and scooping each others noses! It's my hottest fantasy! My other fantasy is that he comes into my room and eats a bar of soap for me and does a dance with my underwear in his ears! Does anyone have similar fantasies?

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February

2013

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#23208

Once I took a picture of my dad's moob and sent it to my mom telling her I was at Hooter's.

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February

2013

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#23206

i HATe new Blackberry Z10 - total waste of my money. I should have spent it on Casino.

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February

2013

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#23205

I was at a party a few years ago and i dressed as a girl (im a boy) and i was talking to my best friend who is also a boy and he started flirting with me and tried to kiss me. But im not gay so i had to tell him but it was still hilarios and i always remind him :D

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February

2013

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boyami

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#23203

My last confession was a lie... complete and total lie.

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February

2013

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#23200

So, my class was in social studies and we were studying totem poles and they're were a bunch of them in the room and one of them had a mini football. So, naturally the boys start throwing the football around and then our teacher comes in and they're all like "Here here and this one girl is on her desk saying that too. And the boy that has the football is a linebacker on the football team and he pretends to throw it and he drops it by accident. Then the girl ran over to get it and he tried to get it back quick and she tackled him and pushed him all the way back into the corner, took the football and threw it on the ground like the real football players do when they win the superbowl.Then she didnt get in trouble and the boy said that he let her tackle him and she said "You wanna try", Lol!

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January

2013

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רשלנות רפואית עו""ד

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#23198

I really find it hilarious when people try to turn trolls into moral law abiding citizens with only their wordy liberal banter as ammo. Online and off.

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January

2013

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honesty

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#23197

I've killed 20-40 people I've stabbed a bunch of bums killed a few models killed a guy and his dog and my ex Bethaney I tried to kill my assistant but I didn't I killed a woman with a chainsaw but I had too cause she almost got away I ate a little bit of there brains and tried to cook...also I killed Paul Allen with an ax to the face I guess Im a pretty sick guy but this confession means nothing Ps. I'm Batman

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January

2013

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#23196

One day when I was about 7 I was bit by on dog on the butt. It left me in the ER. Know I'm 23 and I was drunk at a friends house for her bridal shower. They dared me to get a tattoo. So we stumbled down to the tatto place. I was so drunk I got a tattoo of a dog on my Butt. Its biting my crack. My Friend getting married got a tatto saying " never don't give up" on her back .Yes you read it right. Witch one of us got a worse tattoo.

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January

2013

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#23190

Back in high school, there was this pack of girls who were incredibly arrogant-they routinely shouted at people for standing in front of them, for example. The final straw was two days after I had foot surgery; as I was hobbling around on crutches, they deliberately rammed me into a locker, screaming, “Get out the way, ***hole!” The next day, as they were running to get to class in time, I stuck out one of my crutches, and all 5 of them fell down 4 stair steps.

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January

2013

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#23189

When my ex-boyfriend of two years cheated on me, the new girl was so worried about me calling to yell at her that she turned her phone off that night. Because her phone was off, she slept through her alarm and missed the most important university test of the year—one that contributed to about 75% of her mark. I don’t feel bad about it because I lost so much because of what she did.

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January

2013

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#23187

I was always scared of becoming old, now that i am there, i am trying to find positive things in being old, like for instance:
Right now I can brush my teeth and sing at the same time.

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January

2013

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#23186

last week In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

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December

2012

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dumbass

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#23185

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

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December

2012

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#23184

I spent a night with a man I hate. He said he would leave me alone if I would do it. I just had to give him one night and my boyfriend and I would be left alone. I did it. I hated every second of it. I finally broke and told my boyfriend what happened.. but I didn’t tell him all of it. I’m so ashamed.

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December

2012

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what was I thinking

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#23178

I have been married for a few years and had been faithful to my husband. Until recently I had not even been attracted to or tempted by other men. Then, an old lover came back into my life-15 years after our first tryst, which was followed by another 5 years ago-and sparks flew again. I promised myself I wouldn’t, but I ended up sleeping with him. If that wasn’t enough, I’m having feelings for him too. I also love my husband. I’m not unhappy with my husband and am quite sexually attracted to and satisfied by him. Can you really be in love with 2 men?

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28

November

2012

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qpwcihtseu

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