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#12788

I am scared my teacher is a very big Perv

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April

2012

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#12750

You are such a pansy-ass! If you tell me something I did wasn't a big deal but you wanted me to know it was a sensitive subject for you, I believed you! You were chuckling when you told me about your being sensitive & you made a joke! I joked back about this. THEN, weeks later, I find out from your SO that my joking w/you really PISSED YOU OFF. Well, why the hell did you make it out to be No Big Deal & start the jokes you exchanged with me! Do you love the drama of attention? I was clueless & do NOT read minds! Now you're bent outta shape & waiting for me to apologize. SHIT on this!

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02

April

2012

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the help team

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#12729

I just used my cellphone to secretly video my English teacher giving our Football Team's star Quarterback a blowjob !!! . .

Can you spell "B-L-A-C-K-M-A-I-L" ???

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17

March

2012

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#12650

my friend found out a hot young teacher near her,is into girls. wish i had her in my school

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29

January

2012

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#12631

When I was in high school, I was a competitive long distance runner. I qualified for the state meet at the end of the year at the 10,000 meter distance. There was a guy from a rival school that was a total cock. He was a strong runner and let everyone know that he thought he was the best. Everyone hated his guts because he was such a self-rightous asshole. Right before the race, he told everyone lined up that he intended to lap the field (finish at least one 1/4 mile lap ahead of everyone). The race was run on a quarter mile track, so it didn't take long for runners to get very spread out which made it difficult for the crowd to determine where runners were in the race. I ran my race as best as I could but quickly fell behind the cock from the other school. He lapped me just as he began his bell lap (his last lap of the race when he had just 1/4 mile to go). At that point, I had two laps until I finished (1/2 mile to go). I decided that I wasn't going to let this douche lap me so I started running hard. At that point, the crowd noticed the two of us running hard and thougt that we were both on our bell lap. The whole crowd started to go absolutely crazy, thinking that we were in a dead heat, racing for the state championship. I passed him, then he passed me back, as we were coming to the last 100 meters, I started sprinting all out and finally passed him to take what the crowd thought was the lead, the crowd was screaming and yelling and as I came to the start/finish line, I raised my arms triumphantly over my heads like I had won the race. I totally stole the asshole's thunder, everyone thought that I had won the race, I actually finished the race in my worst time of the season after I completed a "cool down" lap. My coach was pissed but I didn't care. I skipped the award ceremony. I've never felt bad about the way I won the race. Screw that guy.

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30

January

2012

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#12588

A few nights ago, I was helping my buddy move out of his apartment. He lived with his girlfriend, but they have been going through some troubles and she was spending an awful lot of time with her ex. Such as sleeping in the same bed with him, and then saying that they didn't have sex. I don't know why they were together, he doesn't pick winners, but oh well. She even told me about how her ex had a big cock and how much she loved it. That would've been a red flag right there for him to split, but he didn't.

She was supposedly at work, therefore I thought it would be a perfect time for him to get his stuff out of there and avoid confrontation. We drive past TGIFridays on the way and see that her car isn't there. Then, at the apartment, we also find that she isn't there either. She's also not answering her phone. Now, I figured it was pretty much over between them, but he still freaks out and goes to the ex-bf's place. He can't let it go.

Her car is parked there. Bingo! He knocks on the door for like 5 minutes. He's really pissed. He has a restraining order against the dude, and thinks that the dude can't do anything to him, but I inform him that restraining orders don't work if you seek the person out. So after banging on the door for awhile... nothing happens, no one answers. I tell him that they probably aren't on the couch watching The Price is Right. We start moving his shit out, the whole fucking point of the evening.

He freaks out, and demands that I give him my cellphone so he can leave her a voicemail. I tell him no, just ignore her, so he goes to the neighbor's house to use their phone.

"When you're done fucking Brian, come back to the apartment. Bye" Great. You're gonna bring the bitch here. This is exactly what I need.

We find out that the apartment resembles Chernobyl, only less radioactive. There's a dirty diaper laying on the floor, the couch is all moved around, there's trash, newspapers, all kinds of shit strewn around. There's also a little baggy of soup on the floor, that was probably her hidden stash in the couch cushions.

My friend goes into the bedroom, finds her little fannypack that she keeps her tips in. She's a bartender and has like $400 in cash just sitting in her room. He samples a little from it, taking a $20 and a few singles. I also swipe a $20 and Offfice Space on DVD.

So, we're done moving his shit into his car, and just as we're walking out to leave we hear a noise POS car. "That's her car" The white one? "Yep." Fuckin' A. Needless to say, she's pissed. She's even pissed at me, even though we always got along. "You are not allowed in my apartment anymore!"

They go inside and the door is slammed, I'm left outside. I put my ear to the door and I hear her on the phone with the cops. Fuck. I knock on the door to try and get my friend out of there so we can leave. She opens the door and just yells "No, You're not coming in here!" and slams it.

I hide. I would've driven away but I rode with my friend. The cop pulls up and walks into the apartment. This is when I make my escape, using shadows as concealment just like Splinter Cell.

I find out later that the cop made him give her back the key to the appt, plus $40 since she claimed she was missing like $80 (I guess he took more than I thought he did, I kinda wish I got some extra)

Long story short, I had to walk home in the cold for an hour, but at least I got $20 and Office Space out of it!

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January

2012

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#12586

When I was 13 I stole $95 from my sister's bedroom. She earned it babysitting, for 3 dollars an hour. I got caught though.
When I started masturbating, I felt horrible, because of my Mormon upbringing. I would write a note to god saying something to the extent of "I will never touch myself again", and would seal it in an envelope and bury it. I probably did this half a dozen times.
That lasted like, a week...
To this day you could probably dig up the lawn and find these, and I can barely go a day without spankin' it.
I am not Mormon anymore. I'm thinking of ways to get excommunicated as I'm technically still part of the church... Ideas?

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08

January

2012

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Emberlynn

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#12576

I was drunk with a friend, probably between 12 and 14 years of age, one of the first times I have been drunk. Not shit-faced drunk, but definately tipsy. We had a barn on our property and I grew up with horses, although I never was in to them very much, but the rest of my family was.

My friend and I went in to the barn where the two horses were kept in stalls, and some sort of dare game commenced. My friend took a horse brush off of the shelf, and started to sodomize the (female) horse with the handle. We thought this was hilarious, we were both laughing really really hard. This didn't last for too long, because being little kids that called everything "gay" and didn't want to seem as though we were enjoying it.

Well, unknown to my friend, this actually turned me on quite a bit (sex with a horse, not watching my friend sodomize a horse). Later that day or the next, I can't remember which, I went in to the barn and entered the stall, my intents clear: have sex with this horse. I talked to it and petted it and moved my hand towards its rear, it didn't seem to mind. I would play with its vagina and jerk off. I did this several times, until I decided I would try and actually have sex with it. I grabbed a red milk crate and some grain and got behind it, standing on the milk crate. I fucked the horse, I came, yes I know it's gross, and I still can't believe I actually did this.

My first job was cleaning horse stalls, I would finger them and jerk off then, too, but I never went as far as actually sticking my dick in one. I presume I was so turned on by this because it was so forbidden, I was raised Christian, so of course sex was never really talked about, just shunned. Sex with an animal was simply out of the question and never mentioned.

Beastiality still turns me on, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to sex up any more animals.

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08

January

2012

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aurmreew

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#12552

I'm engaged to a girl I've only met twice, and who I've been in a relationship with for just over 3 months. We've known eachother for years now, but we met over summer and fell in love. We saw eachother again recently and couldn't bear parting. In about 6 months, we'll be married.

I can't wait :) I'm nervous, though.
But I can't wait :)

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08

January

2012

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Dahrann

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#12516

I pick my nose a lot but I've never tasted my boogers. But I do wipe them on the headboard of my bed, which looks pretty damn nasty when they accumulate.

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13

December

2011

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lovecheer

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#12515

I think my 18 year old high school cheerleader cousin is hot.

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21

December

2011

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lovecheer

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#12477

I got a friend hoooked on heroin when we were in high school. I did it just to see if I could do it. When I was a sophomore in college, I found out he overdosed and died.

I feel like it should have bothered me, but it didn't.

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26

November

2011

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heroinaddict

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#12471

I'm a university teacher and one day a 19 year od student (pretty hot, but not the brightest of students) came and requested private tutoring.

I do not have any impact on her grades in any way.

It quickly became obvious that the tutoring wasn't her intention at all and she just wanted a boyfriend. We made out on two-three occassions but then later i was stricken with guilt of doing such a thing with a student, so I stopped the lessons and said I was busy.

The student found out later that I had met another girl during the summer and was dating her pretty regularly, and the student showed up at my apartment at the end of summer one night at 4 in the morning, wearing the sluttiest outfit imaginable, and a bit tipsy.

She called my cell phone tons of times and house phone and rang the doorbell to wake me up, which pissed me off pretty bad when I found her at the door. She kissing my bare chest (since I sleep only in boxers), but I, having concluded that she was probably crazy and bad news, told her to go the fuck home. I called her a taxi and kicked her out.

She hasn't attended a single one of my lessons since.

This confession is a mix of guilt from making out with her in the first place and a small bit of regret that i didn't tap that thing when i had the chance.

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25

November

2011

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yntzlxpjqt

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#12456

my parents pay for my school, which now has amounted to hundreds of thousands, and i still haven't the motivation to get out. i am still in school, its my 6th year as an undergrad.

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25

November

2011

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#12430

I am a college TA and had sex with a student to change her grade. I didn't actually have the ability to do that, but the sex was great. I know she couldn't complain to anyone without getting in trouble herself.

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15

November

2011

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sxforgrade

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#12410

i'm afraid to tell my friends anything. this girl in my class is sort of anorexic, and plays all sorts of sports and only eats salad. one day in grade four, she was on a water diet. she makes me feel really uncomfortable by saying things like 'your fat' or calling me a 'fat lard'. i try to laugh about it, but i end up crying once i get home. at my school, we wear uniforms, so we always look the same... i think. this girl that i'm talking about is supposed to be my best friend, but i don't know how to tell her that she makes me feel uncomfortable about myself without her getting all snobby and defensive. she's in the popular group, and i'm sort of in both, so if i sit with the 'unpopular' kids at lunch she gets all bitchy. i'm not sure if i want to be her friend anymore because she makes me feel so selfconcious of my self. she's a single child, gets everything she wants, thinks that everything should revolve around her, is really stupid (on our last social test, she thought that africa was in south america!) and dresses in lululemon and paul frank just to be cool. i wish i could tell dr. phil this, but he's not available. do you know who this is? this anorexic, mean, bitchy, girl that is supposed to be my bff is cxxxx x rxxxxxxxx.

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25

October

2011

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iamscaredforher

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#12384

I'm mentally exhausted. I found out that the boy I like has a gf. :( I've been struggling at school (socially wise), I had a bit of an altercation with someone I use to consider my friends. I try so hard to be fashionable and look nice. And what stresses me out even more is that I KNOW this stuff doesn't matter. 10 years from now, no one will care what happened in high school. I tell myself this all the time, yet, I can't shake this...superficial feeling. In school, I feel like I'm pretended to be someone I'm not. At home, I feel...bad I guess because I'm growing up and everyone just expects me to be that same 12 year old girl, and I'm not anymore. I feel like I'm changing, but it's a good and bad thing. It's good because I'm learning to be more confident and I'm learning to love myself, and all those great lessons. It's bad because of the things I have to go through to learn them. I'm mentally, emotionally, physically exhausted. I literally have no type of strength. I have no one to talk to about this though... and it sucks. No one takes me seriously, so here I am... confessing this all online.

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23

October

2011

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Berlynn

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#12365

I cheated on a certification test. I am probably endangering lives as I'm barely qualified to do my job.

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19

October

2011

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Maisyn

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#12297

I THINK THIS PERV IS A CHEAP DISGUSTING WASTED TO OBLIGATE A GIRL TO LIKE HIS PERV FRIENDS. SAD. WHAT AHOLE OLD GUY. RUINING THE GIRL'S LIFE FOR HIS PATHETIC OLD FRIENDS. I WANT THESE WASTED SMALL CC BALLS DIE IN FRONT OF THIS GIRL'S EYES. THEY ARE WASTED PEOPLE...VERY CHEAP TO OBLIGATE THE GIRL.. PLUS WHERE ARE THEIR EDUCATION ON THIS? GONE ON THEIR STU PID BALLS! JUST BUY ANY PROSTITUTE FOR YOUR SICK PERV FRIENDS! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE! LEAVE!

i heard about this pimp online

I just want to pass it on. Do uglas Le onard Cr owell from Ka piolani community college,in honolulu, by diamond head area. he is a pimp. he hire people to install a hidden cam to sell and see this girl to his old friends. douglas hired many stalker and undercover to follow the girl. I also got his website at ratemyprofessor dot com . he look nice and clean but inside he is selling a girl to his old friends and hacking the girl's computers. this person is very dangerous. lots of perverts are already scattered around the state. and this is one

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September

2011

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warning

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#12263

I used to sleep around with a couple students. One day she came up to me and told me she was pregnant. I freaked out and transfered to another school before the cat got out of the bag.

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23

August

2011

by:

badteacher

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School

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