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#12905

be consistant. tell he you want her to be happy and you can't stand to see her with that jerk. say you would want her back but you are more winllig to have her happy. we love it when guys care about our happiness. protect her, defend her, and tell her he can't be there for her like you can. don't push her, but tell her her happiness means the world to you. Was this answer helpful?

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July

2012

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#12899

A good boyfriend = good faehtr? I doubt it. First of all, the responsibilities were different. Second, when a child was involved, it was a whole new experience. You might have the best intentions but these conditions make it appear you weren't trying your best.Just my opinion.

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19

July

2012

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#12836

I was bullied in Freshman year in High School. They all apologized to me on that same year when I busted it. I moved to another school in Sophomore year. I was friends with them but secretly I wanted to show them how much I've changed and well, I wanted to show them that I was cool. I guess I was too much of a show-off and I lost touch to all of them. Now we're adults, they're all still friends and happy. Here I am, no friends, still trying to fit in, awkward and a loser.

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May

2012

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#12834

for flaunting my knowledge and power. I have gone into hiding as you told me. awaiting !

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26

May

2012

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#12833

Tonight at 6pm I will take a 2 hour exam that completes all my hard work for the whole week of clinical testing. It's been a challenge for sure. One might look at my schedule and say I have too many "irons in the fire"...but I've always kept myself on the go. Between....work,volunteering, play and keeping up with any new advancements in my chosen field. I guess... it's finally a reality that what has taken me...a year and a half will be over in 2 hours... Scary ...my life will change for sure.. I will still work nights... as I hate the night time... but what will I do with all this free time.............aah!!!!!!!! Can't be...I 'm a little scared...did I just say that..? Someone who still gets a rush .. of adrenaline ..to assist on a Triple A. What's wrong with me... I need Cher...to slap my face...and say SNAP OUT OF IT. ....just venting.... 7 more hours....

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26

May

2012

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Laliawainny

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#12832

I've complained about algebra before.
And I will again. I just don't get it!
And my dad knows...
But that doesn't mean he's ok with me bringing home an F.
I currently have an F in algebra.
But no excuses. No sir.
My dad said that if I fail I'd have to go to Park high school rather than Horlick. I can't leave Horlick!
No sir!!
I'd be a complete outcast. I suck at making friends!
I'm so quiet...
Don't forget summer school...
I'm sure a few hoodlums will be there..
Ugh! Why me?!
How can I raise my grade in less than 2 weeks?
Will I work my *** off?
Yes sir! !
I'll get help too.
I hope I do good on finals...

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24

May

2012

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acheter

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#12831

I swear, most American kids and adolescents nowadays are so ignorant! I'm still a child, but at least I respect and listen to my elders! A little elementary school girl just went up to me the other day and asked, "Are you Chinese?" I glanced at her and walked away, but then she started swearing and calling me things I most likely shouldn't put here. I didn't go back and say anything, but I wondered, 'Who teaches you this stuff?' Whenever I'm riding the bus, the little children try to make fun of me by saying these stupid, nonsensical insults but I smile and say "Thanks!" because it'd be really stupid to answer them back. For the love of Andraste, you aren't smarter than your teachers, so stop acting like you are! If you want to be a model or a basketball player or an actor or something, you need to study to get into most of those kinds of careers! And for people who say they want to be a doctor of some kind, at least act like you care when someone gets hurt! Most people in my generation are so self-absorbed and desensitized to violence that I really do worry what it'd be like when these kind of people run our country one day... I blame TV shows like Teen Moms.

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May

2012

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#12829

Some weeks before our graduating and after have been bullied the last school year by a schoolmate who still had not turned 15 years old - by the fact of being gays -, me and two mates 18 years old attacked him with a flurry of punches and kicks when there was no one at gym.
Unluckily for us, our punches and kicks didn't make him any injury. Our karate lessons didn't serve us anything. The kid defended himself like a fierce and eventually gave us a beating on the three together.

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22

May

2012

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ImmumPynckaky

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#12828

i do not judge people and most of the time i stay out of the things that are not my business. But when it comes to ignorant and stupid people that make fun of other people . I just get ANNOY. INSULTING SOMEONE ELSE AND TELL THEM HOW UGLY THEY ARE ,IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU PRETTY.

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22

May

2012

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#12826

I studied history much when I go going to college . It is just amazing how much change that has taken place over the course of time. The idea of someone being an immortal and living for hundreds of years in this world is outragous. The US is only 250 years of age whereas countries over in europe are much older. England has been around since the medival times and so has France and Spain. Italy and Germany were once a coglomerate of states that unified over time. England once rules a fourth of the landmass in the world. The medival times experience much upheavel from the four crusades to the 100 years war between Engalnd and France. Just observe changes that took place from 1900 to 2000 alone. You have two world wars, a cold war between the east and west and a great depression. Who knows what will take place between 2000 to 2100. Perhaps another world war, another world depression and even a near extinction of mankind itself. Just the events that took place in my personal life alone is much. Who knows what is happening in another persons life. The world and our personal lives are always changing. There have been many events in the history of the world that have changes humanity forever. You had the rise and fall of Babylon, Persia, Macedonia and Rome. History is very interesting. You can learn so much from it is you just study it enough. There are many lessons to be learned. It is amazing still that the US used to just be 13 colonies and from there to here. US purchased the Louisana territory from France and Alaska from Russia. We took the remaining west from the Indians and invaded Mexico to get much of the south. Texas was an independent country at one time a joined us. Independent Republic of Texas. Much I am sure was happening in Europe also. The scandinavian territory is one that is very interesting.

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09

May

2012

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#12788

I am scared my teacher is a very big Perv

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26

April

2012

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Anonymous

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#12750

You are such a pansy-ass! If you tell me something I did wasn't a big deal but you wanted me to know it was a sensitive subject for you, I believed you! You were chuckling when you told me about your being sensitive & you made a joke! I joked back about this. THEN, weeks later, I find out from your SO that my joking w/you really PISSED YOU OFF. Well, why the hell did you make it out to be No Big Deal & start the jokes you exchanged with me! Do you love the drama of attention? I was clueless & do NOT read minds! Now you're bent outta shape & waiting for me to apologize. SHIT on this!

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April

2012

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the help team

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#12729

I just used my cellphone to secretly video my English teacher giving our Football Team's star Quarterback a blowjob !!! . .

Can you spell "B-L-A-C-K-M-A-I-L" ???

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17

March

2012

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#12650

my friend found out a hot young teacher near her,is into girls. wish i had her in my school

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29

January

2012

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abbyyoukknow

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#12631

When I was in high school, I was a competitive long distance runner. I qualified for the state meet at the end of the year at the 10,000 meter distance. There was a guy from a rival school that was a total cock. He was a strong runner and let everyone know that he thought he was the best. Everyone hated his guts because he was such a self-rightous asshole. Right before the race, he told everyone lined up that he intended to lap the field (finish at least one 1/4 mile lap ahead of everyone). The race was run on a quarter mile track, so it didn't take long for runners to get very spread out which made it difficult for the crowd to determine where runners were in the race. I ran my race as best as I could but quickly fell behind the cock from the other school. He lapped me just as he began his bell lap (his last lap of the race when he had just 1/4 mile to go). At that point, I had two laps until I finished (1/2 mile to go). I decided that I wasn't going to let this douche lap me so I started running hard. At that point, the crowd noticed the two of us running hard and thougt that we were both on our bell lap. The whole crowd started to go absolutely crazy, thinking that we were in a dead heat, racing for the state championship. I passed him, then he passed me back, as we were coming to the last 100 meters, I started sprinting all out and finally passed him to take what the crowd thought was the lead, the crowd was screaming and yelling and as I came to the start/finish line, I raised my arms triumphantly over my heads like I had won the race. I totally stole the asshole's thunder, everyone thought that I had won the race, I actually finished the race in my worst time of the season after I completed a "cool down" lap. My coach was pissed but I didn't care. I skipped the award ceremony. I've never felt bad about the way I won the race. Screw that guy.

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30

January

2012

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runnerme

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#12588

A few nights ago, I was helping my buddy move out of his apartment. He lived with his girlfriend, but they have been going through some troubles and she was spending an awful lot of time with her ex. Such as sleeping in the same bed with him, and then saying that they didn't have sex. I don't know why they were together, he doesn't pick winners, but oh well. She even told me about how her ex had a big cock and how much she loved it. That would've been a red flag right there for him to split, but he didn't.

She was supposedly at work, therefore I thought it would be a perfect time for him to get his stuff out of there and avoid confrontation. We drive past TGIFridays on the way and see that her car isn't there. Then, at the apartment, we also find that she isn't there either. She's also not answering her phone. Now, I figured it was pretty much over between them, but he still freaks out and goes to the ex-bf's place. He can't let it go.

Her car is parked there. Bingo! He knocks on the door for like 5 minutes. He's really pissed. He has a restraining order against the dude, and thinks that the dude can't do anything to him, but I inform him that restraining orders don't work if you seek the person out. So after banging on the door for awhile... nothing happens, no one answers. I tell him that they probably aren't on the couch watching The Price is Right. We start moving his shit out, the whole fucking point of the evening.

He freaks out, and demands that I give him my cellphone so he can leave her a voicemail. I tell him no, just ignore her, so he goes to the neighbor's house to use their phone.

"When you're done fucking Brian, come back to the apartment. Bye" Great. You're gonna bring the bitch here. This is exactly what I need.

We find out that the apartment resembles Chernobyl, only less radioactive. There's a dirty diaper laying on the floor, the couch is all moved around, there's trash, newspapers, all kinds of shit strewn around. There's also a little baggy of soup on the floor, that was probably her hidden stash in the couch cushions.

My friend goes into the bedroom, finds her little fannypack that she keeps her tips in. She's a bartender and has like $400 in cash just sitting in her room. He samples a little from it, taking a $20 and a few singles. I also swipe a $20 and Offfice Space on DVD.

So, we're done moving his shit into his car, and just as we're walking out to leave we hear a noise POS car. "That's her car" The white one? "Yep." Fuckin' A. Needless to say, she's pissed. She's even pissed at me, even though we always got along. "You are not allowed in my apartment anymore!"

They go inside and the door is slammed, I'm left outside. I put my ear to the door and I hear her on the phone with the cops. Fuck. I knock on the door to try and get my friend out of there so we can leave. She opens the door and just yells "No, You're not coming in here!" and slams it.

I hide. I would've driven away but I rode with my friend. The cop pulls up and walks into the apartment. This is when I make my escape, using shadows as concealment just like Splinter Cell.

I find out later that the cop made him give her back the key to the appt, plus $40 since she claimed she was missing like $80 (I guess he took more than I thought he did, I kinda wish I got some extra)

Long story short, I had to walk home in the cold for an hour, but at least I got $20 and Office Space out of it!

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18

January

2012

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Dontarrious

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#12586

When I was 13 I stole $95 from my sister's bedroom. She earned it babysitting, for 3 dollars an hour. I got caught though.
When I started masturbating, I felt horrible, because of my Mormon upbringing. I would write a note to god saying something to the extent of "I will never touch myself again", and would seal it in an envelope and bury it. I probably did this half a dozen times.
That lasted like, a week...
To this day you could probably dig up the lawn and find these, and I can barely go a day without spankin' it.
I am not Mormon anymore. I'm thinking of ways to get excommunicated as I'm technically still part of the church... Ideas?

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08

January

2012

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Emberlynn

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#12576

I was drunk with a friend, probably between 12 and 14 years of age, one of the first times I have been drunk. Not shit-faced drunk, but definately tipsy. We had a barn on our property and I grew up with horses, although I never was in to them very much, but the rest of my family was.

My friend and I went in to the barn where the two horses were kept in stalls, and some sort of dare game commenced. My friend took a horse brush off of the shelf, and started to sodomize the (female) horse with the handle. We thought this was hilarious, we were both laughing really really hard. This didn't last for too long, because being little kids that called everything "gay" and didn't want to seem as though we were enjoying it.

Well, unknown to my friend, this actually turned me on quite a bit (sex with a horse, not watching my friend sodomize a horse). Later that day or the next, I can't remember which, I went in to the barn and entered the stall, my intents clear: have sex with this horse. I talked to it and petted it and moved my hand towards its rear, it didn't seem to mind. I would play with its vagina and jerk off. I did this several times, until I decided I would try and actually have sex with it. I grabbed a red milk crate and some grain and got behind it, standing on the milk crate. I fucked the horse, I came, yes I know it's gross, and I still can't believe I actually did this.

My first job was cleaning horse stalls, I would finger them and jerk off then, too, but I never went as far as actually sticking my dick in one. I presume I was so turned on by this because it was so forbidden, I was raised Christian, so of course sex was never really talked about, just shunned. Sex with an animal was simply out of the question and never mentioned.

Beastiality still turns me on, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to sex up any more animals.

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08

January

2012

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aurmreew

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#12552

I'm engaged to a girl I've only met twice, and who I've been in a relationship with for just over 3 months. We've known eachother for years now, but we met over summer and fell in love. We saw eachother again recently and couldn't bear parting. In about 6 months, we'll be married.

I can't wait :) I'm nervous, though.
But I can't wait :)

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08

January

2012

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Dahrann

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#12516

I pick my nose a lot but I've never tasted my boogers. But I do wipe them on the headboard of my bed, which looks pretty damn nasty when they accumulate.

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December

2011

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lovecheer

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