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#12822

I just don't know if I can ever be functional enough to be in a relationship...

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May

2012

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jsaying

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#12809

I'm a girl in love with one of my female friends. Well, she might not be my friend anymore. I actually hate her half as much as I love her. There is something wrong with me, and I hate my fucking life…

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28

April

2012

by:

qinaysunza

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#12795

One thing that troubles me, is that reneltcy one outfit went under, stealing peoples funds with them.We live in a time that trust is for fools, all these big money people are crooks, so I could work, win and be wiped out.Hell our entire system, of so called Democracy, is, as it was meant to be crooked.The Rich do not pay bills, only the rest of us.Therefore it appears to me that the only way to make money is to Legally or illegally if necessary, steal in one form or another.Do not tell me that the constitution of a Democracy will protect us, the Rich who control Governments do not care about the constitution, that is for the middle class and poor to obey.Good Luck

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27

April

2012

by:

Roland

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#12779

I lie awake at night thinking to myself why am i here.

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21

April

2012

by:

Erymntrit

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#12774

Im all alone in this world :/
No one understands and feel what I feel,
there is no one that I can confide in,
Im all alone in this world, thats how I feel.
The person I would like to confide in,
Im afraid of his reaction toward my situation.
I love him so much,
that it kills me not to tell him.
I dont want to hurt anyone else around me, I just dont. I dont think I could loose anyone else in my life, I love to much and to fast.
Ive hurt alot of people in my life...Iv dissappointed my parents in numerous ways...
Ive let down every possible person that actually cares.
Im all alone in this world.

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17

April

2012

by:

LifeSucksSometimes

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#12740

I am a highly paid independent contractor and I must admit that when it comes to job "performance", I am absolutely, without a doubt, the world's biggest "Fuck Up"!!!

But it's OK. I'm a gigilo and my customers all love me !!!

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23

March

2012

by:

estories

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#12739

I like reading erotic stories. But not just any stories. The ones I like best are about incest. I would never be a part of an incestuous relationship, but reading about them makes me so HOT! And after I read them and masturbate, I feel horrible because I got off on something like that.

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23

March

2012

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estories

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#12654

As a kid, I rejected everything I, and others didn't see was the norm. I was mean to the weird kids in class, sneering at them like they were sub-humans. I was scared of other kids finding out that I watched cartoons that they thought were lame, as I got older I started to have the disturbing thoughts that everyone has when they reach that certain age. I had some disturbing thoughts when I was little, but most came to me in adolescence. Thoughts of raping people started to come into my head, sucking other guy's cocks, sex with my Mother, murdering my family and friends, my Dad giving me head, men penetrating me, people cutting my genitals off, ect. Now at eighteen, I've come to terms with the fact that these thoughts are normal, everyone has these kinds of thoughts and everyone knows it. But as soon as someone says it they're somehow a fucking psychopathic nutcase, through Fight Club, The Joker, and Tyler The Creator in quick succession I've come to realize that I'm perfectly fine. But I've also gained a resentment of myself, I wish I could take back being mean to the "weird" kids, when kids laughed at me when finding out I watched lame cartoons I wish I would've smirked at their misfortune of missing out on so much from their silly rejectional mentality. But I know I'll never be able to "speak' this way in reality, I'd be locked up in an asylum before I could give my pinching balls a good pull to relieve the pain.

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24

February

2012

by:

TylerCreatorDurden

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#12649

I had unprotected sex with a Jackal last night. I'm afraid of what might happen to the world if she gets pregnant. Is there a canine morning after pill?

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10

February

2012

by:

Jacksex

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#12641

I stole some paints today and got caught. As small as that is, I can't get over it. I feel so ashamed and I just can't get over it.

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30

January

2012

by:

anon987356

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#12620

I have a crush on my best friend. And she just so happens to be my boyfriend's sister. We were drinking one night and actually ended up making out (like 3 times), but nothing more. Although the cool part, it hasn't effected our friendship. So that's a plus. Besides, I'm to chicken to try to pursue anything further with another female beyond kissing.

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27

January

2012

by:

Forbidden fruit

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#12615

Here goes... I've been watching porn since I was 12... I'm addicted and my life is screwed up because if it! I'm also addicted to masturbation, and my life is screwed up because of it!

I enjoy it so much... but I can't seem to let it go. I've talked with people regarding it... seeking help, and that only lasts for a week or so, then I'm back to my old ways... any suggestions to stopping this shit?

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08

January

2012

by:

ohhboyme

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#12614

When I was about 9 or 10 I somehow found out how to masturbate. I remember that it made me feel all "hot" or something in my groin and then I had these spasms. Nothing came out, but I knew it was something I liked doing quite a lot. So what did I do with this newfound knowledge? Well I taught my brother how to do it the next week. Before we knew it, we were jacking off together all the time. One thing led to another and (sparing those sensitive to this sort of thing the details) we ended up in a rather length homosexual incestuous sort of routine until I was about 14 or 15. I carried this secret with me forever. We were nearly caught by various members of our family on a number of occassions. We never talk about it anymore. Not a single time. Recently I brought it up with my therapist and he made me feel a ton more comfortable with it. He said that a suprisingly large portion of human beings experiment sexually with a sibling or cousin at these ages and it's nothing to be ashamed about. I know it doesn't really affect my life as much as you might think it would nowadays, but it was good to hear that from the doctor. I hope I'm not alone on this.

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January

2012

by:

ohhboyme

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#12613

When I was 15, I stole a car from a neighbor (who was well known as an angry drunk) for a joyride. While I was driving around in his car, I hit a cow and killed it. I left the car at the scene, and when the police questioned him about it, they discovered a cache of child porn in his house.

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08

January

2012

by:

ohhboyme

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#12564

My boyfriend is small. We are talking maybe 2 inches at best. He won't be my boyfriend much longer because size is important.

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08

January

2012

by:

Rosie

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#12563

I never graduated. I am 4 credits short which would be 2 classes. I saw no reason to pay out of state tuition for another semester and just tell everyone I have a degree. I work where I was an intern and others work there who knew me from college. I even have a photo on my desk of the graduation ceremony (where I got a diploma placeholder not the real thing).

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08

January

2012

by:

Marge

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#12546

I'd kill myself anytime just out of curiosity of what goes on the other side. It's not that I don't wanna live, I just wanna see what the fuck we fear so much. I would do it if I knew nobody would be unhappy with my death. And whomever is already typing: "guess what nobodiy would be unhappy" or something in the likes, be original, dumbass.

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01

January

2012

by:

Flossy

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#12538

I have this rockin' plan to take over the world... I'm just afraid that someone will beat me to it...

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22

December

2011

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takeoverw

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#12537

When I was 7 I gathered all the dead animals and birds I could find around my neighborhood. I did this because I wanted to give them a Viking funeral like I had read about in the encyclopedia. I took all the birds(5) and the two mice and put them on a pizza box and squirted it with lighter fluid. As the animals burned in my kiddie pool I laughed and danced and sang what I thought were Viking chants. My dad walked outside sometime during this and just stood there silently. He told me to go inside and he used the hose to put the fire out. He never talks about that day... I think I scared him

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01

January

2012

by:

antidepressent

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#12447

I'm a male, and I wear panties. I shop for my own, and look forward to meeting another guy who's into the same thing.

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15

November

2011

by:

pantilover

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