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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny

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January

2013

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#12979

I went to one of my friend’s house. I saw his older sis fast asleep in bed. I knew that she could not wake up even if someone moved her. So, I tried my chance. I came in her room quietly and bolted the door. I removed the quilt and opened her shirt and her trousers to strip her to her bra and silk panties. I removed them also, but then she woke up. To my surprise, she liked it and had sex with me.

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September

2012

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#12920

Right! You can't go back and chnage it but you can chnage how you move forward. I know it is rough Annie. I stayed the same weight for almost a year. (I did replace fat with muscle) There were quite a few times were I thought SCREW IT I will never lose weight again but low and behold the scale started moving the last few weeks.Hang in there girl! You will be back in the game before you know it!

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September

2012

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Miguel

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#12913

This story about my experiences with antiexy and panic attacks, and how Panic Away turned my life upside down. If you suffer from panic attacks and antiexy even half as much as I used to, then you must read on Now excuse me if the site looks a bit amateur-ish, but i'm not a web developer. I plan on making it better, but for now, I'm more concerned about getting my message out to you. Because if i can help even one person kick panic attacks in the butt like i did, i'll be very happy. So here it is My name is Janet Carpenter and i'm a bit embarassed to say (because I let it go on for so long), but I suffered from panic attacks for over 6 years of my life. I did try a bunch of stuff here and there, but nothing really worked too well. Until I discovered Panic Away that is, but more of that in a minute.Stupidly, I let myself start to think these are the cards I've been dealt with, and i just have to put up with it.' In hindsight, if I knew then what I know now about Panic Away, I would never have let myself think like that.I'll never forget my first panic attack. My husband and I were heading into work, I was tired, and I was a little stressed about a project I had on at the time. We began having, well let's just call it a heated conversation', when my heart started beating off the charts. All of a sudden I couldn't beath properly, and my heart began to feel like it had been put in a vice! And thats when I really started to panic! I thought I was having a heart attack.Well long story short, after a mad dash to the E.R., and a lot of examining, the doctor gave me the prognosis I was fine. Fine? Ahh, I think not! There was nothing fine about the experience i'd just gone through! I'm just thankful i wasn't driving that day!Anyway, I had always had moments of antiexy in my life, but nothing like that! And it was that one incident that seemed to awaken the real antiexy in me From that point on, they became more regular, and more severe. Sometimes just going out became a nerve wracking experience becasue I was scared of what might happen.So I tried everything I could to make the attacks go away!Everything my doctor would prescribe to me. From prescription medications Xanax, Klonopin, Lexapro, you name it, even Prozac, I tried whatever I could. (If only HE'd prescribed panic away back then, It would have saved me years of anguish!) Some were better than others, but firstly, none were permanent, and second, none ever left me feeling right. If you've used any then you'll know what I mean.I also tried learning as much as possible about panic attacks to get a better understanding of what this evil presence was that was ruining my life. I tried various techniques, regularly visited forums, listened to peoples advice and tips, and the list goes on. Some of this helped somewhat, but I wanted these attacks to STOP, and was not going to rest until I found a way.At that stage I'd hit an all time low. I was depressed, feeling hopeless and scared of the next panic attack that was inevitably just around the corner.I even resorted to seeing a shrink! Not that there's anything wrong with that at all, I wasn't very keen on the idea. But something had to give, because these panic attacks were really holding me back in life at that point. The shrink helped a bit, and while he did put me in a better head space, there was only so much he could do, and I was still a long way from being okay.Until one day about 4 months ago now, I finally found something that worked. Panic Away I was doing some more research on google, to see if there was anything out there that I hadn't found yet. That's when I started to read more about the Panic Away course. I didn't think anything of it when first started reading about Panic Away, because as you can understand I was at the point where I'd tried what I thought was absolutely everything, and didn't think anything could work for me. So I ignored it. A few weeks later, after what was probably my worst attack yet, I went straight back to my computer after recovering and looked into Panic Away further.Aside from quite a few good reviews like this, there were a bunch of testimonials on the Panic Away website that absolutely praised the course. On top of that, Panic Away was written by a guy named Joe Barry, who actually was a panic attack sufferer himself. And he claimed he'd figured out a way to deal with his panic attacks, and stop them from ever coming to the surface! That got me interested.Then I saw that Panic Away had an 8 week money back guarantee. I still only had a glimmer of hope at this stage, but I figured I had nothing to lose because if it didn't work, I could just get my money back! But I have to say, I have never been happier to give someone my hard earned dollars in my life!!The first night I read well past the first chapter. I could see it all made sense and actually started to get excited about it. I was l

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July

2012

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Soohwan

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#12912

The most I'd tell you to do is tell her how you feel, flat out. But do not go back if she doesn't offer any reaction to what you say. At that point, move on cos else she'll just get anynoed and you'll continue.. not being over her. Was this answer helpful?

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July

2012

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life is so unfair. right now i am sitting in this ratty apartment, without any food at all. last meal we had was some pizza that a guy was going to throw away. my car doesn't run, and i don't have money for gas anyway. i stay home cause with two little kids i can't afford a babysitter, and the oldest one goes to the awful school. she is in kindergaten. all the clothes we have are from the women's shelter. they're awful.

i had a life once, before we got behind on our payments, lost my house, we lost our business, i lost my job while i was pregnant, no unemployment because i was fired for not doing my job. i can't work because i don't have anywhere to leave the babies, and i don't have transportation. my husband split, went back to his mother in his country. welfare is all i have, and this stupid old laptop. the only thing i can do to escape is the internet. and then go out and buy food when i get foodstamps.

my ex coworkers, friends, whatever. they go to their houses, drive their cars, buy nice clothes, and i sit here totally screwed.

one of the men i worked for, who i went and begger for help, told me that my mistake was marrying my husband. he is a total zero through and through and he took me to ruin, and because i wanted to believe in him i screwed up my job and got fired. i don't want to believe that, but every day it sounds more true and true. my husband never did do anything right. except use up my credit and ruin me. and left me with three small kids, no money and all alone.

life sucks and its unfair. why do other women have such a nice life. why am i being punished just because i loved a man. aren't you supposed to support them in their dreams. god i'm hungry.

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July

2012

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dxnwhppyvp

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#12867

i pretend as if doing bad things upsets me because i think thats the normal way to feel. the truth is that i dont often feel guilty at all. in fact i dont care about most peoples feelings. i am the ultimate selfish person. i often wonder if i will die young because god has tired of my evil ways already. sometimes i wish it didnt feel so good to be bad but it does.

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July

2012

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#12865

Of late I have become addicted to these silly daily soaps that are getting my brain down the drain. I even make a point to watch the repeat of all of them. It consumes a lot of my important time. I am not able to give up.

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July

2012

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loa

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#12822

I just don't know if I can ever be functional enough to be in a relationship...

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May

2012

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#12809

I'm a girl in love with one of my female friends. Well, she might not be my friend anymore. I actually hate her half as much as I love her. There is something wrong with me, and I hate my fucking life…

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April

2012

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#12795

One thing that troubles me, is that reneltcy one outfit went under, stealing peoples funds with them.We live in a time that trust is for fools, all these big money people are crooks, so I could work, win and be wiped out.Hell our entire system, of so called Democracy, is, as it was meant to be crooked.The Rich do not pay bills, only the rest of us.Therefore it appears to me that the only way to make money is to Legally or illegally if necessary, steal in one form or another.Do not tell me that the constitution of a Democracy will protect us, the Rich who control Governments do not care about the constitution, that is for the middle class and poor to obey.Good Luck

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April

2012

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#12779

I lie awake at night thinking to myself why am i here.

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April

2012

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Erymntrit

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#12774

Im all alone in this world :/
No one understands and feel what I feel,
there is no one that I can confide in,
Im all alone in this world, thats how I feel.
The person I would like to confide in,
Im afraid of his reaction toward my situation.
I love him so much,
that it kills me not to tell him.
I dont want to hurt anyone else around me, I just dont. I dont think I could loose anyone else in my life, I love to much and to fast.
Ive hurt alot of people in my life...Iv dissappointed my parents in numerous ways...
Ive let down every possible person that actually cares.
Im all alone in this world.

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April

2012

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LifeSucksSometimes

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#12740

I am a highly paid independent contractor and I must admit that when it comes to job "performance", I am absolutely, without a doubt, the world's biggest "Fuck Up"!!!

But it's OK. I'm a gigilo and my customers all love me !!!

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March

2012

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estories

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#12739

I like reading erotic stories. But not just any stories. The ones I like best are about incest. I would never be a part of an incestuous relationship, but reading about them makes me so HOT! And after I read them and masturbate, I feel horrible because I got off on something like that.

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March

2012

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estories

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#12654

As a kid, I rejected everything I, and others didn't see was the norm. I was mean to the weird kids in class, sneering at them like they were sub-humans. I was scared of other kids finding out that I watched cartoons that they thought were lame, as I got older I started to have the disturbing thoughts that everyone has when they reach that certain age. I had some disturbing thoughts when I was little, but most came to me in adolescence. Thoughts of raping people started to come into my head, sucking other guy's cocks, sex with my Mother, murdering my family and friends, my Dad giving me head, men penetrating me, people cutting my genitals off, ect. Now at eighteen, I've come to terms with the fact that these thoughts are normal, everyone has these kinds of thoughts and everyone knows it. But as soon as someone says it they're somehow a fucking psychopathic nutcase, through Fight Club, The Joker, and Tyler The Creator in quick succession I've come to realize that I'm perfectly fine. But I've also gained a resentment of myself, I wish I could take back being mean to the "weird" kids, when kids laughed at me when finding out I watched lame cartoons I wish I would've smirked at their misfortune of missing out on so much from their silly rejectional mentality. But I know I'll never be able to "speak' this way in reality, I'd be locked up in an asylum before I could give my pinching balls a good pull to relieve the pain.

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February

2012

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TylerCreatorDurden

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#12649

I had unprotected sex with a Jackal last night. I'm afraid of what might happen to the world if she gets pregnant. Is there a canine morning after pill?

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February

2012

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Jacksex

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#12641

I stole some paints today and got caught. As small as that is, I can't get over it. I feel so ashamed and I just can't get over it.

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January

2012

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anon987356

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#12620

I have a crush on my best friend. And she just so happens to be my boyfriend's sister. We were drinking one night and actually ended up making out (like 3 times), but nothing more. Although the cool part, it hasn't effected our friendship. So that's a plus. Besides, I'm to chicken to try to pursue anything further with another female beyond kissing.

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January

2012

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Forbidden fruit

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#12615

Here goes... I've been watching porn since I was 12... I'm addicted and my life is screwed up because if it! I'm also addicted to masturbation, and my life is screwed up because of it!

I enjoy it so much... but I can't seem to let it go. I've talked with people regarding it... seeking help, and that only lasts for a week or so, then I'm back to my old ways... any suggestions to stopping this shit?

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January

2012

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ohhboyme

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