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#23213

I love kicking boys in their balls. i get away with it because i make the boys think they made me mad and because i am a girly girl but i really do it because i love to see boys faces when they get a good one in the balls. so funny. makes me laugh when i think of it. i am good at it too. before a boy knows it I get my foot in his balls and he goes down holding on to them, lol. more girls should try this. it is so much fun and so funny. i am laughing now thinking about it. i kicked a big boy in the balls today and made him look like a sissy. he wanted to kill me but because i am a sweet girl he did not do nothing. if you are a girl reading this you should try it to. it makes you feel like the queen of the world and you have power over all those boys just by kicking them where it hurts, lol, lol, lol.

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February

2013

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#23204

Sometimes I actually enjoy Justin Bieber's music. And his song Never Say Never is awesome. I listened to it for hours and I'm going to download it now. ;)

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February

2013

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#23202

Before all of you homos get offended...let me just say if you made of straight people or races...I'm not easily offended..So just calm.down because this has nothing to do with you. My bro and I play the gay game...wer call each.other words by.using gay fag or homo in the words...for example.. I would call him fagaroni and cheese, he would reply with calling me O Gay simpson... Lol He is married and has kids we still play the gay game...his witte thinks we are idiots

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February

2013

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#23199

My friend sidouche is a total idiot...immature freak of nature...and i care for him but he acts like a total immature bitch...he doesnt know how to make friends and shit....he is a complete joke and makes himself looks like a jackass everytime he does something....i make his life miserable by insulting him and hurting hi...i enjoy it but i think it is wrong...so i confess...lord, and now i feel free as a bird :) i always felt dat way....lol...i feel happy dat people get to know dat sidharth is a total jackass....:) Peace out folks

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January

2013

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#23195

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.

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January

2013

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#23194

I was in the bathroom at a pizerria, and someone didn’t take the hint of the locked door and started pounding on the door. I put on my best Ganon voice and shouted “IT BURNS!” Apparently that did the trick, because there were no men in the restaurant after I got out.

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January

2013

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pizzaburn

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#23192

My friend had a neighbor who was a total creeper. He would stare at her out of his window and walk around her place at night with a camera. She got really scared and asked me to help her since the cops wouldn’t do anything. I started taking pictures of him whenever I saw him and left them all on his car and front porch. He eventually moved.

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January

2013

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#23170

I live at home with my parents. I was having a wank in the bath and just as I came I suddenly thought "oh fuck, my mum is going to have a bath after me!" And worried that if I didn't clean out the bath properly there would be the possibility that some sperm would remain in there and when she filled up a new bath and got in I would inadvertently remotely impregnate my mother. Then I remembered that my mum is way over the menopause age and does HRT so it definitely couldn't happen.

I then realised that I was thinking about my mum's vagina and menopause whilst sitting in a bath of my own spunk with my hand on my still erect penis. a 27 year old man living at home.

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October

2012

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Bathman

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#12957

I want nothing to do with you anymore in real life or ep. I will be leaving here....it is time for me to stop acting as if I'm taken....because I'm not. Your pride will continue to be your downfall. To think I thought so highly of you. Can't believe I once thought you to be humble. You weren't the first and you aren't the last.

Good riddens. You won. I'm done. You already have your prize.....yourself. Have fun with that.

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August

2012

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Rattamdag

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#12924

Felt so heolpses looking for answers to my questions...until now.

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September

2012

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Larissa

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#12896

I’m a 21 year-old virgin who has never even kissed a girl before. I feel so worthless and unattractive

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July

2012

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bbsa

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#12891

My friend is in love when her/his cousin… We maybe all passed by this situation, I did too… But in the case of my friend, it’s been for years! Many years! I keep telling him/her to tell her/him, but he/she keeps telling me it’s impossible, because of many little stupid reasons.

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July

2012

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Waizhiepe

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#12877

i have a confession to make there is this senior of mine who is almost 8 yrs elder to me. we started as good frnds and then we started getting a bit intimate. from sharing life secrets to spending time together, we started wishing if only we could get married(which is not possible). then the mid semester break came in and he went back home. he is back now and he acts so strangely with me.i got to know he has/had a girlfrnd back home with whom he broke up. he plays around with girls here and back home. all this made me realize that he used me for momentary pleasure. thank god we never went to the extent of ***ing, otherwise it would have been worse. he tried to do it with me. but i refused everytime we every got to that extent. but we cuddled together n stuff. anyhow,i feel so hurt. he was the 1st man i ever relied on. but i am trying to move ahead.

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July

2012

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#12871

sometimes i think some of these confessions are made up. are there that many people who cannot get laid by someone other than family members? idk...i think some are made up. does anyone agree w/ me?

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July

2012

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#12825

Hey! Quit following Fuck around like a lost puppy. It's pathetic! You didn't get the job. Accept it and move on. And brush your teeth! Nobody likes an ass kisser with bad breath!

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May

2012

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#12815

In the past hour, I've sat on my dorm bed and watched one episode of Skins (UK) on Hulu. Season 6, Episode 2. I've laughed; I've cried… I've made myself cum with my vibrator over 20 times in a row. And I couldn't be more content!

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April

2012

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#12806

show her you genuinely care about her well being not just winnnig the show. be her friend. we guys tend to not befriend a girl too only see it as getting her as a girlfriend. be the good guy she can turn to make her laugh and again show her you actually care about her.if you dumped her, realize she may not want to get back with you so thats why its safe to just care for her and be a good friend.alot of guys cant be friends with their ex were too weak most the time Was this answer helpful?

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April

2012

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#12763

You're ridiculous. Every major city in America has free computer and internet access somewhere. Keep your fuckin comments to yourself.

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April

2012

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#12754

I would torture my housekeep kick her, smack her, dump water on her, stop her from eating, make her life a hell and work her to death. After 4 years she almost got away so I reported her to immigration and she was deported back to Romania.....................................I AM A BAD PERSON I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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April

2012

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#12737

Grandma's "Gumjobs" are the BEST kind of blowjobs there are!

My grandmother started sucking me off when I was 15.

I had always thought that my Grandmother was kind of "old fashioned", if you know what I mean. You know, short gray hair, granny glasses, and way too much lipstick. She dresses a little "old-fashioned" too (at least on the "outside". My Grandmother always wears a dress or a skirt and blouse or sweater. On the "inside", underneath it all, it's a whole different matter! Thank God she hates wearing pantyhose or panties! Just a garterbelt & stockings!

Anyway, Grandma came home one night and was a little tipsy from consuming a little too much wine at a "Hen Party" (as she calls it) over at a friend's house. She was all giggly (in a teenage girly sort of way) and stuff. I'd never seen her like that before.

Grandma was in a really good mood and she started telling me about "The Girls" and some of the things they had been gabbing about (mostly gossip). Apparently the subject of oral sex came up, and they all started talking (bragging) about their men's penises, oral techniques, the taste of their semen, etc.

Now, my Grandmother was (and still is) a widow and it turns out that she hadn't performed oral sex on a man since the night before Grandpa died. Then she started talking about the size and shape of Grandpa's cock and how good his sperm tasted and how much she missed it, etc.

Listening to my Grandmother go on and on about how much she loved sucking cock and how much she missed doing it all the time, made me a little embarrassed, but it also made me very, VERY, horny too! I couldn't help but wonder what my Grandmother's ruby-red lips would look like wrapped around MY cock!

After a while, I noticed as she talking about "the good old days", she was staring intently at my almost painfully swollen crotch. She licked her lips a little and then asked me to come over and sit next to her, which I did.

When I sat down on the sofa next to her, she turned to me, put her hand on my upper thigh, and asked me if I loved her and would I do her a big favor. I told her that I loved her and that I would be more than happy to do my "Grammy" a favor, any favor, big or small. She smiled at that, then leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I could smell the wine on her breath and knew that she had left a great big lipstick smear on my face.

As I "innocently" sat next to her, she gently rubbed my thigh, and I wondered if this was going to go the way I had hoped it would.

She was breathing a little heavier and after swearing me to secrecy, she started asking me some VERY un-grandmotherly kind of questions.

Did I know what a Blowjob was? (Yes...)

Have I ever had a Blowjob? (No...)

Would I like to have a Blowjob? (Yes)

Would I like to have a Blowjob right now? (YES!)

Can I keep a secret? (Yes...)

Would I pull down my pants, let her give me a Blowjob right then and there and never, ever tell anyone about it??

YES! YES!! YES!!!

She laughed out loud, took out her dentures, and turned to put them on the side table. By the time she turned back around toward me, my jeans and underwear were down around my ankles, and my hard cock was sticking straight up in the air waiting for her!

And THAT was when I FIRST experienced the full, true joy of getting a deep-throat GUMJOB from an experienced, very grateful, and thirsty, cocksucker!!!

PS. My Mother has been having quite a few dental problems recently and she is scheduled to go into the Dentist's office in a couple of weeks to have all of her teeth pulled. A few weeks after that, she'll be fitted with a full set of dentures. When the Holidays roll around, Grandmother and I are going to get my Mother drunk. When Mom's reaches the point when she's in a really good mood, Grandma's going to get her to start talking about the "Good Old Days" and how nice it would be if there was a male around who had a nice, big, hard cock who wouldn't mind if a couple of old, toothless broads sucked him off every day!

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March

2012

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IdetaBato

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