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#12794

There is no such thing as the one. The problem is more your ideas rather than what your wife did.

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27

April

2012

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Gue

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#12738

I'm in love with my sister. Funny thing is that she feels the same. I know what I've got to do, get as far away from her as possible.

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23

March

2012

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yourtrader20 f

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#12735

My mother beats me. She just does it whenever she is stressed and needs to get it out on someone. She throws things at me (shoes, glasses, anything), and offends me with words. She even punctured my arm with a pin and threatened to burn my face with an iron when I was younger.

I'm 23 and this has been happening my whole life. Lately the verbal offenses are getting worse, she brings into our fights my relationship with my boyfriend, says that I'm not worth a shit and he'll leave me sooner or later, tells me exactly how much of a worthless human being I am.

When I was little she was used to slap me, once she even cut my cheek with a ring after slapping me with the back of her hand. Sometimes she starts screaming and trying to get to me to beat me, and when I push her away she starts throwing things at me and I just run in my room and lock myself in it. It's ridiculous how much she scares me. I'm scared that eventually, during a big fight, my mother will try to kill me.

Thing is I haven't the money to go live by myself, and she enjoys it even more, likes the fact that I'm dependent on her. I'm studying to try and get a degree but it's getting harder and harder, I just want to give up and find a job so I can go live somewhere else.

My father does nothing about it, he has always taken her side and sometimes - very few, tho - he's beaten me up too, hitting me with his leather belt or just slapping me. They just don't accept the fact that I'm growing up and I might talk back. They want to be in control.

I'm so tired of all of this, I just wish it would end. But it doesn't matter how hard I try, how many times I try to talk to them about it, they just won't hear any reason.

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20

March

2012

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Cali

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#12695

I am married with 4 kids, and a great husband. For the past 3 years now my brother in-law(Mike) has been flirting with me, my sister(Lisa) is 32, and Mike 24. I didn't know why he was flirting with me, lisa is hot, skinny, and sexy, compared to me. I'm almost 180 pounds. I would let him massage my feet, back, legs and neck. After a shower I would even let him place lotion on me.
We go for walks a lot. Talk about nothing. I tell him he's a pig for flirting with me. Well after a bbq we were cleaning up, and the only thing left to do was the kitchen, it was just me and Mike cleaning, somehow he had to lean over me to put the dishes away and I could feel that he had a hard on, I teased him about it, and somehow we kissed. After that he went home with my sister, he came back in the morning to help my husband repair the garge.
Everyone was still sleeping when I answered the door, I asked if he wanted breakfast, he said I want you, I laughed and pretended like nothing happened. I was standing by the refrigerator when Mike came behind me, and we kissed again, we went into one of the kids play room where we made out some more. throughout the day we gave eachother little kisses. This story is long enough so for the past month now I've been having great sex with Mike, we meet up at the hotel, he comes by my job, I work in a warehouse and I am the ony office person there, I even called out sick twice, and stayed home with him. I've never done it in the car until now, or even had someone play with while I drive. I even went to the doctor to get on the pill, I just wanna feel him in me. I feel alive, all he wants to do is take care of me sexually. But should I feel guilty, what about my sister, and our familys?

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23

February

2012

by:

Slacralmowl

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#12667

This all started a few months ago my uncle went away on business and since my cousin who is at university and stay’s in a different city I offered to live with my aunt because she really did not like to stay alone for long periods of time and my uncle was going to be away for about 3 months.
Well all was fine until after about the first month when I started to be attracted to my aunt and living in the same house with her just did not help. I always new my uncle was lucky because my aunt is a very sexy 40 year old lady they got married she was around 17 and by 18 she gave birth to my cousin who is a year older than me at 22 years, but some how I still found myself attracted to my 40 year old auntie.
The strange thing was i sensed that she was flirting with me at first I just thought that I was been crazy but after a while she started to dress more sexually and then it happened about 3 weeks before my uncle was due back my auntie and I had sex together and we both enjoyed it so much that we continued with our affair but the biggest surprise was a day before my uncle got back we found out that she was pregnant.
Well my aunt made sure she had sex with my uncle the day he got back so now he thinks that she is pregnant with his child. Now she is 3 months pregnant and he is away on business again so I’m back at the house and we cant stop our self, we make love every day sometimes while my uncle is on a call with her I will be pleasuring her I feel terrible for doing this to my uncle but I don’t think we cant stop our affair.

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06

February

2012

by:

Frudopvia

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#12665

I hate my father. And it isn't even his fault. Not directly, anyway. He died when I was six and ever since then he has been this mythical figure who never did wrong or screwed up or made a bad investment or cheated on his wife or ANYTHING.

I asked. I would beg and plead for anyone who knew him to tell me what he was really like. If he truly was the person they portray him to be he would have walked on water and had nails through his hands. It is like the mob: There is a veil I can't get through to the truth.

And he gave me his name. And it isn't a common name. Google my name and 95% of the references are to members of my immediate family.

So I am stuck with a name I hate that people don't "hear" and I have to explain how I got it and it is the name of a person with whom I can not compare myself.

Give me a break. Every time I see my name online or in print or anywhere I am reminded of him. How does it feel to be measured against something every day and know that you come up short? I can tell you since that is how I feel.

So I hate my dad. I didn't give my name to my sons because I don't wish that on anyone. Then again, compared to me they will look pretty good, even if they fail at everything they do.

People ask "Who do you want to meet in heaven?" They don't ask "Whose ass do you want to kick in heaven?" I think we all know my answer to that one.

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06

February

2012

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gqmjhhllti

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#12656

Today I dressed as a woman and was as pretty passable as I ever have been. I have been able to be out in public dressed, but tonight was different. I want to be able to know what it is like to have someones manhood between my legs (and not my own). Being laid down and treated as a female even for just one encounter is on the bucket list. One day I may have the courage while I am still young enough.

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03

February

2012

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mydverey

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#12623

I would do anything in hopes that my family will talk to me. I would do ANYTHING for my parents to say more to me than "how was your day". Honestly it isn't fair that because I don't have depression like my older sister, or stuggling grades like her that my family just assumed I'm always happy and content. I have pictures of other people in my room and I talk to them about my problems. I have one I call Dad and one it Mom and the other is big sister. Just because I didn't complain about it like my sister would have, I walked to school in the rain with a 102 degree fever, and had to be sent home after I threw up on my test.

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30

January

2012

by:

lonelydog

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#12605

I have hurt a man. Not like in a fist fight either. I used to talk a lot about how death doesn't phase me. That much is true. When I saw what we did to this man, his face, his hands, the marks, the cuts, the bruises, I was indifferent. To watch a human being live through that kind of beating and act like an animal trapped in a cage is frightening. Some of his teeth had been knocked out so when he spoke, his swollen gums made it difficult to understand.

When the ordeal was over, everyone assured us we were the good guys. "The end justifies the means" they claimed. If we were the good guys, why did I enjoy it so much?

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08

January

2012

by:

xlhdzko

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#12598

I souped today for the first time in 2 and 1/2 years. Pretty much the same I remember it as. I'm just hoping my work doesn't run a piss test on me cause I've been slacking for the last couple weeks and honestly not caring about my progress. That's because I've been focusing on my depression instead.

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30

January

2012

by:

Bobbe

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#12460

i secrectly think about sleeping with my husbands younger cousin. i think about it everytime i hear his voice on the phone. i've even made up a fake screen name so he could play with himself for me online.

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25

November

2011

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cousinlove

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#12399

me and my wife went to her moms cabin this past weekend. we were all getting ready to go down to the beach and my mother in law was sitting on a step putting sun tan location on her legs and her legs were spread open and i could see her pussy. i got hard and turned around to adjust it and turned back around and i could still see it and by then her sister had noticed too and told her. well she immediately looked at me and saw that i was looking and i made it obvious because i looked away real fast. she said " were you looking did you see my snatch" it was all a joke and everybody laughed because i was embarrassed i was just glad they didn't notice i was hard but i found out later that my mother in law did notice. we were down at the beach for about a half an hour until i had to go back to the cabin i had been thinking about it the whole time and i had to jack off. i told my wife that i was gonna go take a nap and get out of the sun and i went back and right away started jacking off. not even 5 min later my mother in law walked in on me. she said how did i know you were going to be doing this i saw you were hard when you saw me. she shut the door and locked it and took off her bathing suit and i saw it all. she has this apple shape to her like slim legs and a heavy torso which is hot to me for some reason, and she has a fupa that was hanging over and a fat pussy i couldn't stand it i wanted to fuck and i figured she did too but she just said im gonna take a nap too i guess you can see me undress since you saw the downstairs today. mean while m still hard and had covered up with a sheet. then she looked at me and was like you know what do you wanna have sex real quick? i was like umm yea i do ha. she was like ok but we gotta make it quick and she climbed on top of me and immediately put my dick in her. i thought it was going to be quick because i was already so worked up but we had sex for a good 15 min. it was amazing and she said i could cum inside her and i did. best day of my life by far she said i could use more of that sometime and i told her anytime she wanted to i was down. i hope we get another chance soon i keep on thinking about it and its driving me crazy.

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24

October

2011

by:

motherinlaw

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#12394

I flushed my mom's wedding ring down the toilet.

This is how it happened: When I younger, my mom used to leave her wedding ring on this mini-table in the bathroom while she did chores and stuff around the house. One time I was playing with the ring while taking a dump and it slipped out of my hands and into the toilet. When faced with the choice of reaching in and grabbing the ring in the poo water or flushing the ring, I flushed. I didn't say anything.

Years later, I tried to confess to my mom that I was the one that lost her ring by flushing it, but she seems convinced that she lost it on her own.

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25

October

2011

by:

fusheddown

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#12344

i tell my family, whom of all which always nag about my playing games too much, to mind their own business. i know that they just care for me but it annoys the hell out of me. i want to curse them out so badly! they just won't stop, it is driving me crazy! get off my back already.

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16

October

2011

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toomuchgames

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#12341

You're the reason I never have company over, you dumb cunt. I wouldn't dream of inviting someone over to our place unless I've already seen theirs, and discovered they're as ill mannered and slobbish as you are.

You put on this high roller act that's simply embarassing. Nice clothes, manicured hair, accessories that you can show off when you're out and about, but the house looks like shit. You can't spend ten bucks to buy a fucking rake? Even if I bought one, you'd never help clean the yard. You barely clean the house or your room as it is.

You put on this bullshit act that you're all about plundering pussy and laying every girl that's willing, but I've seen you when you're weak. When you're drunk, or stoned, or simply sentimental. I know you want an actual relationship. Maybe you should put some thought into why women come over for a one night stand and then don't come back. It might be due to the fact you live like a fucking pig.

When I was unemployed and cleaning up after you every other day, you didn't say a word. But now that I'm working more than you, you complain it's messy and that "we" should clean up. Fuck you! I live out of my room, it's your shit strewn all over the house!

Your pimp act is bullshit. If you didn't have someone cleaning up after you, you'd never have repeat company. You will be a lonely motherfucker when I'm gone, and I expect you'll drown out real emotion with alcohol and weed even more than you do now. I'd pity you if you weren't suck an arrogant fuck.

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09

October

2011

by:

Roomie\Maid

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#12306

I'm really sad that I have to have an abortion. I already have a child and I'm in school and my boyfriend/fiancee always says he wants to keep it but I think it is only because he knows how bad I want the baby but I don't think he wants it at all. Sometimes he gets really sad I think. I couldn't deal with that for the rest of our lives. And I don't want to do it by myself. But I'm pretty sure that once I get this, I will hate him and it will ruin our relationship. I just wish I could keep my baby. It's not fair.

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18

September

2011

by:

Drowning

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#12303

My mom keeps on making those phone calls and asking questions as : “did you have lunch? you didn’t have the food I cooked today! why didn’t you eat in the house?”
I’m a 27 year old guy who takes good care of his body and soul and who’s always eating well. And then my mom calls to check on me!
It’s outrageous! Today I told her about it, that it’s giving me a headache when she calls me during work, in morning, in the afternoon. It’s fucking crazy! -.-
Am glad I was able to maintain my calm when telling her. But I made it clear to her that I’m upset and that it’s gone too far!

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14

September

2011

by:

mommyb

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#12287

My first kiss was with my cousin. We used to go in the closet while our siblings were playing games and make out alot. Now I look at him and think he is the fugliest little scrawny bastard that would break under my weight.

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03

September

2011

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firstkisss

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#12241

Today was just another typical day at my house with my kids doing the things they do every day. I found myself looking around and thinking how easily I could kill myself and let somebody else deal with them. I then realized that would be a bit harsh, and I could just walk away and leave the kids in foster care for the rest of their childhood. I just don't like my kids.

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15

August

2011

by:

dontlikekids

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#12222

I've only been living on my own for a only a few months now. I visit home once a week and it is hell. I don't know if it's that I only noticed it after I moved out or if this is a new thing, but my dad is absolutely insane.
Every week when I go home, he sits here and bitches about anything and everything non-stop. Even when I go into my room and shut the door, he'll stand outside my bedroom door and continue to complain. He bitches about work, he bitches about traffic, he bitches about 'god-damned mexicans,' he bitches about how there is nothing worth watching on t.v., yet he still sits there flipping through channels rather than turning it off and going to do something more productive.
He always complains how he's lonely and has no friends, but whenever his few friends (who he has known a very long time) invite him out somewhere, he finds a bullshit reason to reject their offer and then trash-talks all his friends to me. He's even starting to cut off contact from our relatives which pisses me off, because they're my relatives too and he's making it awkward for me to have contact with them, and I'm not about to stop talking to my relatives.
He doesn't buy groceries anymore, as he thinks that our local grocery store is out to get him or something, and the rare occasions he does buy groceries, he ends up throwing most of it out anyways, claiming is it "rotten" or "moldy."
He even stopped opening the curtains, except when he spies on the guy who lives across the street. He talks about how much he 'hates' him, even though we have never talked to our neighbor.

He started to develop a weird old-man smell, too. He's only 56.

I feel really guilty. Today when I came home, he started bitching almost immediately. He's still complaining, sitting there across from me in the living room. I couldn't help but think about how it will be when he dies and I won't have to bit my lip to keep myself from yelling at him that he is fucking crazy.

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10

August

2011

by:

oldfather

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