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#23183

I can’t seem to keep from cheating on my lady. She’s an amazing woman that is all I could ever wanted but, sadly I’m not with her for love… I’m with her because it makes sense. My heart is numb to the concept of “Love” from years of being screwed over.

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December

2012

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#23169

So, my wife is a early (and heavy) sleeper. She admits that she hasn't put out much lately because of stress, fatigue and work issues. We have never had anal, but we always joke that she wouldn't mind if she was asleep.
I totally respect my wife and women, but feel tempted to fool with her butt while she's sleeping. I stimulate her there when we fool around, without going in.
I really want to see if she would get aroused by anal play, without hurting her feelings.

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October

2012

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#12960

I've been dating a married man for almost two years. I could reveal him in a second but would never. Love him too much. And I'm sure he loves his wife so I'd never try and break up their family. I feel like I deserve a fawking award for being the best mistress ever.

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September

2012

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#12888

My kids are the most important thing in the world to me. Problem is, I really can't deal with their mother anymore. Can I handle seeing them just on weekends? Can she handle not getting them if the kids get their way and live with me? I'm too afraid to leave, too angry to stay. We've both made mistakes, I can forgive and forget, she can dwell on the worst case scenario forever. I just want to be happy. Is that too much to ask?

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July

2012

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#12887

I am 28 years old and i feel 80.I have been only married a year and its terrible.I have been slapped spit on ,face bashed into a cabinet,hair pulled out and have had a black eye and concussion.All the while my 3 children endure the sadness of hearing and seeing this.This was not the case before the rings were exchanged.The abuse would incur either i refused to make dinner or if i caught him in a lie or if i spoke up.He tells me women come and go as do wives and that whats the point of treating them good.He tells me every week im alone in this world and no loves me.Mind you my parents are dead and i do not have family.Im hard working i pay the bills clean everyday do laundry cook and throw out the trash.I have never asked for money or anything just honesty and respect.I had a tough childhood and do not wish the same for my kids.And the worst part my sons father gave up all his rights and hasnt seen them in years because he met a new woman and had a baby.And now they have abusive stepfather.ugh..I have asked for a divorce nicely with no avail.dont know anymore.

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July

2012

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#12796

To get ex girlfriend back you need to foollw those steps (works 80% of a time)1) Just sit down and make it clear for yourself that you want to get her back.2) Start hanging out with other girls and make sure your girlfriend sees it3) “Disappear” from her world for a week (don’t pick up your phone, don’t login to facebook, don’t use msn) to make her wonder where are you and with whom.4) After a week call her and just ask her to meet you tomorrow because you have something to tell her5) When you meet her behave like you are just friends6) After a while when you notice the that she is starting to touch you casually or stare in your eyes, just go for a kiss7) Tell her all the bs how no one from the girls you met compare to her and that you want to start relationship from the beginning.Good luck! Was this answer helpful?

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April

2012

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Jemoephanto

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#12765

My life,everything I was, was better without you. You ruined it all with your self loathing. I was better, stronger. Before you. And now, for her sake, I have to stay. What kind of life is this?

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April

2012

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#12734

I found out my husband has an online relationship with some chick. What he did amounts to cheating in my book. I've confronted him, angry and hurt, but the truth is I'm also aroused by it. I can't get the image of them fucking out of my head and as much as it disgusts me, it also turns me on.

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March

2012

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#12715

I am in love with a married women, we were in same class from child hood.

Is it good to tell her about my feelings.

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March

2012

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#12705

My husband makes me feel wotrhless--has little respect for me--i try to turn off my feelings when i get home. But i wouldnt leave cause it's better for the kids that i stay. Someday i wont have to feel like im not good enough!

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March

2012

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Tiredofgames

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#12696

Some nights when I go up to bed early and leave my husband in the basement playing video games, it's not because I'm tired...it's because I want to have a half hour or so by myself so that I can masturbate furiously to Internet porn.

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March

2012

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#12575

That moment you realize that your husband wont touch you because hes been beating off to the pictures on his phone of asses of bronzed brazilian women with huge tits and long hair- and youre a pale red head with curves in the wrong places. It fucking sucks.

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January

2012

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#12561

I've stuck gummyworms in my cock hole. I love letting my wife suck my cock then squeezing the gummy worm out of my cock hole into her mouth. It's like a tasty surprise for her.

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January

2012

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Bayle

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#12558

It's not fleas anymore, it's rats in my ceiling. I can hear them running around at night, and sometimes during the day.They aren't small sounding, and I can hear them dropping items they have hoarded in one section above me.They live in between the floor of the kitchen and the ceiling of my bedroom. I have tried all manner of poison, glue trap, humane trap, and spring trap. I even tried an expensive plug in electromagnetic frequency emitter that is annoying to rodents...nothing has worked. They adapted to the electric gadget, after a couple of weeks of sluggishness, and they are back to their feisty romps above me again. I am wondering how I should tackle this new problem, but I have no idea what to do next, short of hiring a pro.

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January

2012

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#12551

So I was at work the other day. I've been having a few problems with a coworker that seems to not like me for some reason. This is a new job, and my position feels a little precarious. I thought I'd pull out all the stops.
Short skirt, low cut blouse, push up bra, lacy thong, uper glossy lip gloss...
me:(picking up item I "accidentally" dropped in front of coworker) Oh! I'm so sorry! Excuse me while I pick this up

cowrker: Your shirt is a little... revealing, isn't it?
me: (licks lips) I hadn't really noticed. I hope it's not ... inappropriate. Because there's nothing I dislike more than being inappropriate. If I'm out of line, maybe I deserve a spanking.
coworker: Jesus Patty, I'm not a lesbian or anything, and I have no interest in whatever it is you're trying to do. Get the hell out of my office,
me: Oh, sorry. Bye.

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December

2011

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Kyanna

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#12548

I know wearing a thong and low cut jeans will highlight the fact that I'm wearing a thong. Everyone stares at my ass. Mission accomplished.

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January

2012

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Xannon

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#12547

My girlfriend has sleeping pills. Last night when she was taking one I asked if, after she fell asleep, I could have sex with her. She said yes, and was kind of excited by this. She went to bed and didn't wear any pants. I had sex with her while she was asleep.

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January

2012

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Mickey

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#12479

I`ve recently found out that the woman I`m having an affair with is married to a very senior figure at one of our firm`s largest clients.

Having been shafted by this client a few times, it feels rather good to be able to give something back.

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December

2011

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#12442

I haven't thought of my wife while having sex with her in months. I think of the high school girl across the street.

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November

2011

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#12434

I married someone I thought was perfect for me. Turns out he is just my best friend. I have no romantic feelings for him. We have been married for four years and we haven't had sex in three years. I don't miss sex with him but I want sex with other people. I am also in school to be a minister so I can't get a divorce. I am stuck in an unhappy marriage.

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November

2011

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