Husband / Wife - Confessions, rants, complaints and funny stories

#12796

To get ex girlfriend back you need to foollw those steps (works 80% of a time)1) Just sit down and make it clear for yourself that you want to get her back.2) Start hanging out with other girls and make sure your girlfriend sees it3) “Disappear” from her world for a week (don’t pick up your phone, don’t login to facebook, don’t use msn) to make her wonder where are you and with whom.4) After a week call her and just ask her to meet you tomorrow because you have something to tell her5) When you meet her behave like you are just friends6) After a while when you notice the that she is starting to touch you casually or stare in your eyes, just go for a kiss7) Tell her all the bs how no one from the girls you met compare to her and that you want to start relationship from the beginning.Good luck! Was this answer helpful?

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April

2012

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#12765

My life,everything I was, was better without you. You ruined it all with your self loathing. I was better, stronger. Before you. And now, for her sake, I have to stay. What kind of life is this?

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12

April

2012

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Just me

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#12734

I found out my husband has an online relationship with some chick. What he did amounts to cheating in my book. I've confronted him, angry and hurt, but the truth is I'm also aroused by it. I can't get the image of them fucking out of my head and as much as it disgusts me, it also turns me on.

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19

March

2012

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Anonymous12345

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#12715

I am in love with a married women, we were in same class from child hood.

Is it good to tell her about my feelings.

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05

March

2012

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Typepoehomo

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#12705

My husband makes me feel wotrhless--has little respect for me--i try to turn off my feelings when i get home. But i wouldnt leave cause it's better for the kids that i stay. Someday i wont have to feel like im not good enough!

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05

March

2012

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Tiredofgames

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#12696

Some nights when I go up to bed early and leave my husband in the basement playing video games, it's not because I'm tired...it's because I want to have a half hour or so by myself so that I can masturbate furiously to Internet porn.

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05

March

2012

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Crankin it

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#12575

That moment you realize that your husband wont touch you because hes been beating off to the pictures on his phone of asses of bronzed brazilian women with huge tits and long hair- and youre a pale red head with curves in the wrong places. It fucking sucks.

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08

January

2012

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northern lady

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#12561

I've stuck gummyworms in my cock hole. I love letting my wife suck my cock then squeezing the gummy worm out of my cock hole into her mouth. It's like a tasty surprise for her.

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08

January

2012

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Bayle

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#12558

It's not fleas anymore, it's rats in my ceiling. I can hear them running around at night, and sometimes during the day.They aren't small sounding, and I can hear them dropping items they have hoarded in one section above me.They live in between the floor of the kitchen and the ceiling of my bedroom. I have tried all manner of poison, glue trap, humane trap, and spring trap. I even tried an expensive plug in electromagnetic frequency emitter that is annoying to rodents...nothing has worked. They adapted to the electric gadget, after a couple of weeks of sluggishness, and they are back to their feisty romps above me again. I am wondering how I should tackle this new problem, but I have no idea what to do next, short of hiring a pro.

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08

January

2012

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Idalia

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#12551

So I was at work the other day. I've been having a few problems with a coworker that seems to not like me for some reason. This is a new job, and my position feels a little precarious. I thought I'd pull out all the stops.
Short skirt, low cut blouse, push up bra, lacy thong, uper glossy lip gloss...
me:(picking up item I "accidentally" dropped in front of coworker) Oh! I'm so sorry! Excuse me while I pick this up

cowrker: Your shirt is a little... revealing, isn't it?
me: (licks lips) I hadn't really noticed. I hope it's not ... inappropriate. Because there's nothing I dislike more than being inappropriate. If I'm out of line, maybe I deserve a spanking.
coworker: Jesus Patty, I'm not a lesbian or anything, and I have no interest in whatever it is you're trying to do. Get the hell out of my office,
me: Oh, sorry. Bye.

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29

December

2011

by:

Kyanna

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#12548

I know wearing a thong and low cut jeans will highlight the fact that I'm wearing a thong. Everyone stares at my ass. Mission accomplished.

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01

January

2012

by:

Xannon

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#12547

My girlfriend has sleeping pills. Last night when she was taking one I asked if, after she fell asleep, I could have sex with her. She said yes, and was kind of excited by this. She went to bed and didn't wear any pants. I had sex with her while she was asleep.

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01

January

2012

by:

Mickey

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#12479

I`ve recently found out that the woman I`m having an affair with is married to a very senior figure at one of our firm`s largest clients.

Having been shafted by this client a few times, it feels rather good to be able to give something back.

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06

December

2011

by:

zzmdkybazt

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#12442

I haven't thought of my wife while having sex with her in months. I think of the high school girl across the street.

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15

November

2011

by:

religionnot

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#12434

I married someone I thought was perfect for me. Turns out he is just my best friend. I have no romantic feelings for him. We have been married for four years and we haven't had sex in three years. I don't miss sex with him but I want sex with other people. I am also in school to be a minister so I can't get a divorce. I am stuck in an unhappy marriage.

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15

November

2011

by:

stuck forever

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#12407

i'm only 34, i have three kids, i have a worthless husband. boy he is worthless, hard to say that, took me a long time to say that, but it is true he is worthless on all fronts. and being worthless and stupid, he drug me into bankruptcy and ruined my credit. we had a house once, or were buying a house anyway, now we are back in an apartment in the lower end of town. and we will be moving again to an even lower end. my kids are all small and not in school yet, but from where i am now the schools they will be in are pretty bad.

i know, get a better job. how about just get a job. i got laid off while i was pregnant and have not been able to get back to work. of course, not having a car because it got repossessed, and my clothes look like hell doesn't help at all. so, we are on wellfare. so much for the dream.

i know it isn't a story shared be everybody, but my informal observations tells me that if he, the husband part of the team, fails you and your kids fail with him. i just could not pull him along and he drug me into a financial hell that i can't get out of. i know now why everyone told me to get away from him, that he was a looser.

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October

2011

by:

iamaloser

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#12395

I suspected my husband of cheating and hired a private investigator. He called to inform me he had proof that my husband was with another woman. I slept with a co-worker shortly after that. The investigator finally sent his report and the other woman was his sister who recently moved back to town. No proof of any fooling around was ever discovered. The only one doing the cheating was me.

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23

October

2011

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ooooops

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#12369

I truly don't care about sex. When I'm in the early part of a relationship with a girl, I absolutely dote on her, I take great pride and personal fulfillment in being better than the average man in making a woman happy.

I get very frustrated when a girl repays my actions with something sexual. That's so basic and instinctual and does absolutely nothing for me except release tension, but once that fades, I realize how pointless it is to have done all that stuff in the first place, as the connection I've been feeling and pursuing has been on a different wavelength than the pussy with a brain.

It's pathetic the way societal roles and norms have progressed, and that to be different from them is to be left unfulfilled.

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October

2011

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Lexine

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#12366

I'm barely out of my teens. Media & society (those bad motherfuckers) tell me that at the ripe old age of 21 I'm supposed to be horny until my eyes pop out. And that my female partner is supposed to be more frigid than my Hungryman sans microwave. I wish it were that easy.
I've had this libido problem since before I was married and it still continues. It hurts. I know my problem isn't as bad as men older than I who only get it a few times a year but I still don't feel like it's normal for me. I don't feel like my wife is supposed to have to cry because she doesn't feel like she's attractive because we haven't had sex in 4 days. I know it seems petty but when we're this young I just feel worthless and like I have no virility.

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19

October

2011

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Karsen

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#12351

We're divorcedand it's been ugly. You're lied on me and tried to replace me as our little girl's dad. Now that man is gone, too. Truthfully, I feel bad for you. I forgive you and, when I move back home, I'd really like it if we started seeing each other again. I love you but I'm afraid.

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14

October

2011

by:

LonesomTex

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