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#12627

So I'm at this NYE party last night (in a different state) with the Mrs. We are all toasted and enjoying the music. I girl standing next to me asked for a cig. I obliged and started chatting with her. She went to the same high school as two of my siblings. When the Mrs. went to the restroom, the girl started rubbing her crotch against my hand while we talked. She stood there and did it for about five minutes, until the Mrs. came back from the can. Unfortunately, the Mrs. saw it happening and asked me if that was what I was doing. I lied and said "why would you think I would do something horrible like that?".

I can't wait for the next party I go to.

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January

2012

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#12626

A few years ago, I attempted suicide. I placed the gun in my mouth, angled it upwards, and pulled the trigger. It was like "Man on Fire." Nothing happened. I never attempted again.

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14

January

2012

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trubbiftitype

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#12622

You really think I am scared of you? want to go around attacking me every time I do something. Make a move on me and see what happens. If you really want to hang on my level lose everything in the world that means anything and survive it. You know exactly why i put this on the confessions, I dare you to attack in public.

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10

January

2012

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illinciliff

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#12617

Gday guys,

Have just got my very first iphone and genuinely enjoy it, though that is beside the point. Apparently, I just have to try some of those iphone casino games and really have no idea how to begin. I know, I can easily Google and bing all sorts of things, however I would prefer to get some good guidelines from human beings.

My question goes: which type of iphone casino do you suggest? As far as my knowledge goes there are casinos that you must download for playing and those that can be used without the installing. So which ones could you consider a better option? I would also appreciate it if you give your reasons.

If it's important: I use iphone 3gs and I mean to play for real money.

Regards.

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January

2012

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Magwire

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#12616

I'm beginning to think all gay guys are sluts
even though I am a gay guy
Its really disappointing every gay guy seems to be a plaster mold of what society expects of them
and honestly I want to punch some of them for no reason

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27

January

2012

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idkbob

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#12612

Hi, I am 16 and my girlfriend is 15. We started making out and did some heavy petting in private areas. Then we both took our shirts off (she kept her bra on) and rubbed against each other until I felt my climax. I'm not sure if she knew or not. She asked me if what we did was wrong after she said that it felt good. I told her I didn't think so. We did NOT have sex, but I've been reading online and don't want her to think that i just want a sexual relationship with her. I feel like I've really disrespected her and am kinda of afraid to touch her again encase we go even further than before. I already battle depression and have been really overwhelmed the past week with things... I think everything is finally all getting too crowded in my head. I'm not sure why I feel this, but someone... please... tell me what you think about this maybe some advice.?

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06

January

2012

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littleconfused

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#12610

I work in the food industry and don't wash my hands. I have painfully dry hands and the constant washing washes away natural oils as well as lotions applied and leaves my hands cracked and bloody. As I can't be applying lotion to my hands and then holding a sharp knife, I just don't wash them after going to the bathroom. Enjoy your next meal in Cedar Rapids.

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02

January

2012

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Jermpoero

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#12607

At New Years party I decided to make my move on the host's boyfriend. He was half drunk and trying to go to sleep in one room and the girlfriend still going strong with the party. I went into her room, put on her silk cami, sprayed myself with her perfume, and confidently went into the room the boyfriend was sleeping. In the dark, him drunk, we wearing her clothes and smelling like her I thought it was an easy deal to close. It wasn't he noticed immediately. I begged him not to say anything, thinking he would demand a bj for silence at least. Needless to say, I now have one less friend this morning, a huge headache, and no sexual release.

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01

January

2012

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vafullii

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#12593

My girlfriend has sleeping pills. Last night when she was taking one I asked if, after she fell asleep, I could have sex with her. She said yes, and was kind of excited by this. She went to bed and didn't wear any pants. I had sex with her while she was asleep.

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22

January

2012

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Candie

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#12591

I'm 20 (male). My cousin is 14 (female), tops. She's not pretty or hot. She's a bit overweight. When I'm on the sofa laying down watching my nails grow she sits on the other end (lifts up my legs and sits under them) and starts touching my legs and caressing me. I have a lot of cousins and I'm the only one she does that with. It's killing me because I can't get a hard on... nor can I hit it. It's not the best feeling ever.

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18

January

2012

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Karcy

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#12553

I'm currently in a long-distance open relationship with a girlfriend of 5 years. For the fist 4 it was a monogamous close-distance relationship. I might as well add that it was the only one that I've been in. While I love her deeply, more than I recall ever loving anyone or anything there has been one recurrent issue during our relationship.

Basically, over the course of the first 4 years we had sex maybe once every three months, and when we did have it it was more out of a sense of obligation than anything else. This was due both to the fact that I suck, and the she had issues and genuinely hated sex. More often than not attempts would end in tears, and not the good kind.

Anyways, now that I'm free to see other people I've realised that I have absolutely no sex drive. I just don't want to disappoint any more people. And it's not like I'd be anything close to a good fuck. Hell, I even masterbate more out of a sense of obligation than anything else. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think I broke my sex drive.

That's it. Feel free to bash away.

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29

December

2011

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Nevea

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#12540

A few nights ago, I was helping my buddy move out of his apartment. He lived with his girlfriend, but they have been going through some troubles and she was spending an awful lot of time with her ex. Such as sleeping in the same bed with him, and then saying that they didn't have sex. I don't know why they were together, he doesn't pick winners, but oh well. She even told me about how her ex had a big cock and how much she loved it. That would've been a red flag right there for him to split, but he didn't.

She was supposedly at work, therefore I thought it would be a perfect time for him to get his stuff out of there and avoid confrontation. We drive past TGIFridays on the way and see that her car isn't there. Then, at the apartment, we also find that she isn't there either. She's also not answering her phone. Now, I figured it was pretty much over between them, but he still freaks out and goes to the ex-bf's place. He can't let it go.

Her car is parked there. Bingo! He knocks on the door for like 5 minutes. He's really pissed. He has a restraining order against the dude, and thinks that the dude can't do anything to him, but I inform him that restraining orders don't work if you seek the person out. So after banging on the door for awhile... nothing happens, no one answers. I tell him that they probably aren't on the couch watching The Price is Right. We start moving his shit out, the whole fucking point of the evening.

He freaks out, and demands that I give him my cellphone so he can leave her a voicemail. I tell him no, just ignore her, so he goes to the neighbor's house to use their phone.

"When you're done fucking Brian, come back to the apartment. Bye" Great. You're gonna bring the bitch here. This is exactly what I need.

We find out that the apartment resembles Chernobyl, only less radioactive. There's a dirty diaper laying on the floor, the couch is all moved around, there's trash, newspapers, all kinds of shit strewn around. There's also a little baggy of soup on the floor, that was probably her hidden stash in the couch cushions.

My friend goes into the bedroom, finds her little fannypack that she keeps her tips in. She's a bartender and has like $400 in cash just sitting in her room. He samples a little from it, taking a $20 and a few singles. I also swipe a $20 and Offfice Space on DVD.

So, we're done moving his shit into his car, and just as we're walking out to leave we hear a noise POS car. "That's her car" The white one? "Yep." Fuckin' A. Needless to say, she's pissed. She's even pissed at me, even though we always got along. "You are not allowed in my apartment anymore!"

They go inside and the door is slammed, I'm left outside. I put my ear to the door and I hear her on the phone with the cops. Fuck. I knock on the door to try and get my friend out of there so we can leave. She opens the door and just yells "No, You're not coming in here!" and slams it.

I hide. I would've driven away but I rode with my friend. The cop pulls up and walks into the apartment. This is when I make my escape, using shadows as concealment just like Splinter Cell.

I find out later that the cop made him give her back the key to the appt, plus $40 since she claimed she was missing like $80 (I guess he took more than I thought he did, I kinda wish I got some extra)

Long story short, I had to walk home in the cold for an hour, but at least I got $20 and Office Space out of it!

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22

December

2011

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#12532

I am amazing at pushing the men I love out of my life without meaning to.

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01

January

2012

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iamamas

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#12520

Happy Birthday JaeJin, I will always love you

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01

January

2012

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#12518

I have my clit pierced. I play with it frequently. Nobody has seen it yet. At school everyone thinks I'm boring.

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01

January

2012

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agongenly

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#12514

I ate at a resaturant for work last Friday. It's right next to a high school, so there were lots of young, stupid, naive chicks around. I saw one in particular. She had a killer body, but also a lazy eye. It wasn't really lazy, but it was just a bit off.

All I could think about is that body and how easy it would be to hit. A lazy eye like that has to lower the self esteem to septic tank levels. All I'd have to do is say hi and she'd be all over the cock.

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December

2011

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alena_ok

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#12513

The guy I was seeing a couple of weeks ago decided that we shouldn't be in a relationship because his life was too unstable, and he didn't want to end up hurting me. The entire time he was talking, all I could do was sit there and listen, not even looking at him. I regret the fact that I didn't speak my mind and tell you that I didn't care. It might have made a difference, or it might not have. I just wish I still had you here.

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23

December

2011

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#12505

I am a stable 30ish year old with a good job, a big social circle and a wonderful girlfriend who I may marry one day. When I was 15 i had a huge crush on my 12 year old cousin. She had fantastic tits even at that age and we used to french kiss every now and then. She was very curious and she used to give me a hand-job every now and then and let me spunk on her tits. I was only ever allowed to feel her genitals if I was blindfolded or from behind so I couldn't see and one night she was asleep i took a light under the covers and looked at it.

I fantasise about her wanking me off on her tits to this day. She got pregnant at 14 to some guy and had to have an abortion and I haven't spoken to her in years.

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December

2011

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agongenly

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#12488

Hey, this is the first time am writing something crazy like this in public. To start off, I live in a one of the famous city, that maybe many of you guys have heard about it,Dubai. Theres isnt anything that i cant get to be honest. Theres 2 important persons in mylife, my bestfriend A, and my boyfriend S. i loved them soo much the neither one of them that i can choose from one another. A thinks am a dumbass for being with S, but she doesnt know what we really are. Yes, she is my bestfriend. But theres just some secrets that i just cant tell her. She will never understand it, and am too afraid to tell her, coz she will defitnely judge me. We have a different ways of living live over here in arab country. I wish i could have someone that i can tell.
I have soo man friends, but theres just no one that i can tell about me and S.

We been together for 3 years, i was away to NZ, and i came back n continue to study here in dubai just to be close to him and my bestfriend. they mean a world to me.

Theres sooo many complications happened between me and S, I was away, he cheats on me. and i was totally over him. i continue my life in nz, and for the first time i was really happy. i think i forgot how it feels to be happy again now. after few months, he contacted me asking me to find a place in my heart that i will forgive him and he knows that i have a pure heart and i will forgive him. I DID !! I took him back into my life, and I was in love with him even more. And i still do. till now every seconds of it.

I came back to dubai, it was a really hard decision, i wish there was a easy way out. but i coudnt let myself wonder what will happen if i come back and be with him again. I just coudnt. So i took my chance. and at the beginning every was perfect, he even agreed to come to my house and talk to my dad. Oh boy, he was soo nervous.

few months passed, since i got back to dubai, we dont go out anymore together. He said, that he feels comfortable not going out with me in public, that he respected me and its better for both of us. I was curious, i wanted to know whats his hiding. Is he with somebody else, is he cheating me on me again ? I was going angry to him even more.Slowly, i was hurting.. i was trying to tell me, but he got angry everything we talked about it. and everyday i even hurted. and i had no one to talk to about it.

one day, i woke up, and i realised i have to end it. I had to do it ! It was horrible. i called him and i told him to let me goo and i told him tht am hurting and i cant be in the relationship anymore. i was angry, soo i told him tht he has no guts to tell me the truth and he seeing other girls. he just said okay. so i hanged up on him. Now we havent talk since 2 weeks. he doesnt reply my email or call me. I still love him, soo much tht i cry evryday.

U know whats funny, i went out on a date that afternon the same day i dumped him. I thot it would make me feel better and tht i will fall for the guy. but i still love my ex'

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29

November

2011

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Queen F

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#12483

I accidentally made friends with one of the girls a guy I used to sleep with is seeing. This guy is an old friend of mine. She started texting me. He said they aren't in a relationship. She kept asking me to go to lunch with her. He lives out of state and I don't think she has a lot of friends. I went because I didn't want to be rude. The whole time she just kept talking about him. It was hard for me to change the subject. She says she's head over heals for him and that they have been together for a few years now. She wasn't with anyone for 2 years before she met him. She wants children. Her grandma is always asking when they are going to give her grandchildren. But she doesn't think he'll ever get married again. I don't even know if she knows hes seeing other people. I know she isn't. The thing is I slept with him recently. He sees a lot of girls. I know him and hes not one to get caught up in this sort of thing. I know he has probably told her this a 100 times. I'm starting to feel really bad for her because it's like she lives in this fantasy world. Then she actually asked me If she should move on or stick around for the off chance that he might change his mind and decide to marry her one day.
She's really nice but nieve. I am afraid to hang out with her because she is going to ask me for advice and I don't want to steer her in any direction. I don't want to get in the way of whatever it is he has with her. And I don't want to encourage this either. I have had feelings for him for a long time but now I know I can't trust him. This all breaks my heart. I haven't told him any of this. Even though I should. As far as I know, he doesn't know she feels this way. I just don't want to be involved anymore. With either of them.

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December

2011

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Remicawfer

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