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#10871

after saving up my money for weeks I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in I passed out hit my head and had to have someone drive me home.

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August

2010

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Anonymous

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#10868

it's the third day since my mum quit smoking and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her.

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August

2010

by:

Thepunchline

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#10864

I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am in fact a man and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer.

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August

2010

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Jayswizzle

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#10852

I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire.

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August

2010

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Anonymous

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#10851

I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice.

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August

2010

by:

travelsickness

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#10841

my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present.

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August

2010

by:

fatman

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#10816

my mom walked in on me changing. Not only did she see me with my top off but she saw the belt I use to hold in my fat to make me look skinnier.

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August

2010

by:

ronnie8D

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#10798

I went to the hospital for dehydration. Why? I was cutting the grass at my friend's house and it was getting very hot. When I tried to get water from inside the door was locked. Nobody would answer the door bell. They thought I was the IRS and pretended to be asleep.

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August

2010

by:

veryhotout

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#10794

I stepped on a screw. It went right through my shoe but missed my toes. I was bragging how lucky I was until I stepped on another screw that went into my foot. They cant just pull it out they have to unscrew it from my foot.

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August

2010

by:

booboo

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#10784

I had a terrible migraine so I used my phone to call my mom to take me to the doctors. The backlight on it was so strong I threw up and passed out.

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August

2010

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Anonymous

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#10782

I dropped a box of nails in my room. I thought I had them all picked up but the hole in my foot proves me wrong.

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August

2010

by:

brandogasianboy

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#10772

I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn ice cream potato chips and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves.

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August

2010

by:

Somethingswrongwiththispic

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#10767

I shaved my pubes for my girlfriend. I thought it looked nice and she agreed. However my body decided to replace the hair with a breakout of painful acne all around my groin.

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August

2010

by:

Anon

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#10746

I went to my optometrist only to be informed I have a serious eye infection that in time will make you blind. I've been prescribed eye drops to use until my surgery called fluorometholone ophthalmic or as it says on the box .

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August

2010

by:

jillian

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#10732

I was walking my dog. I couldn't find a stick for him to fetch so I broke one off of a brush. When my dog came back with it my hands turned red. The stick was a strong poison for human and animals. My dog died.

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August

2010

by:

mobile

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#10728

my mom was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Trying to be supportive I threw out all our junk food to show support in these tough times. She wasn't too happy and says now is the time she needs her "Fudgie Buddies" the most. I am grounded for wasting our food money.

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August

2010

by:

Anonymous

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#10723

I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard.

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August

2010

by:

doodle

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#10715

while driving I found a huge wasp on my leg. I stopped at a light and the wasp flew into my jacket. While frantically unzipping my jacket I lifted my foot off the brake and hit the car in front of me. The wasp then stung me.

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August

2010

by:

Steelersfan50

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#10708

my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room hands me a glass of water and some granola bars then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf.

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August

2010

by:

Lonely

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#10699

I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend.

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July

2010

by:

Anonymous

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Health

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