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#8553

I tasted some new soda beverage offered by a promoter at Food Expo I said an insulting remarks "It tastes like piss!" A little kid nearby overheard my comment and said "I don't know what piss tastes like but I feel sorry for you having drank piss before." I got owned by a kid.

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April

2010

by:

Heyman

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#8550

I found out that for the last 17 years of paying child support for a child I have never met nor am allowed to meet the child is not actually mine and in fact his real dad has been living with his mother raising him all his life.

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April

2010

by:

annoyed

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#8545

I substituted for a 7th grade English class. During a test a student came up to me said he didn't feel good and wanted to go to the nurse. I told him that it would be rude to go now and to just wait a little while. He then projectile vomited on my new clothes.

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April

2010

by:

Aeslehc21

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#8538

my two year old daughter managed to lock me out on the third story balcony. I didn't have my keys and I had no way of getting back in. My mother who lives with us had her cellphone off and I had to call a friend to track her down seeing as she wasn't home. I was locked out for an hour and I really had to poop.

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April

2010

by:

disgustingluck

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#8523

my son told me he was gay. I told him that was fine and was proud of him for being himself. He replied "Oh I was hoping you would reject me and tell me to never speak to you again."

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April

2010

by:

sleepy_sheep21

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#8510

I realized I really need to work on my parenting skills when I noticed that my 15 year-old kid has no clue how to work a can opener or boil water.

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April

2010

by:

dany

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#8335

I called my mom to tell her that I ordered my cap and gown for college graduation. She told me that she and my father completely forgot will be on vacation in Florida during that time and already have reservations that they won't change.

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March

2010

by:

prima

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#8103

my little brother who is 11 taught me how to make babies. I’m 15.

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October

2008

by:

happygirl

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#8100

as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father but she answered "Not you my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight...

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October

2008

by:

LifeSucks

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#8096

I baby sat a four-year old kid because his parents went partying. Once in bed he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!"

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October

2008

by:

Tara

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Kids

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#8076

my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised but very flattered I thank him he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'.

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November

2008

by:

lamponau

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#8074

I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work... I just realized that it’s in my right pocket.

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November

2008

by:

daddy

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Kids

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#8065

my son happened to have forgotten to log out of MSN. He had written 'When am I getting out of this place?' and his username was 'mother fucker'.

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November

2008

by:

syle

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Kids

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#8063

I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore.

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November

2008

by:

pinpin

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#8062

I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son who was at the table with us looked at me and said quietly to me "You're ugly!" When my friend came back I told her what had happened; she told him off briefly and then the boy began to cry shouting "But she isn't pretty!"

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November

2008

by:

mimo

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Kids

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#8055

my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them.

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November

2008

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#8045

I tried to prove to my little brother that unlike what he saw on cartoons it was impossible to slip on a banana peel... I'm not sure he's convinced.

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November

2008

by:

j0j0

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#8007

my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed even her grandparents. Our family is insane.

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December

2008

by:

NoName

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#7986

on the bus a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27 I'm married I have a child.

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December

2008

by:

Rita

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#7982

my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age.

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December

2008

by:

fataldisease

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Kids

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