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#12392

GOD DAMMIT.

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

I don't masturbate a lot. Maybe like once every two weeks. Recently it's been a bit more than that. But GOD DAMMIT, every time I make the decision to get off, my roommate comes back. Every. Fucking. Time. It's like she KNOWS I'm horny and that I'm about to go to town on myself and she comes back JUST TO RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE.

I did not think that this would be such a big problem at college but goddamn it when a girl's gotta cum a girl's gotta cum!!

I'm going for a single next year. I don't care how much I'll have to pay for it. This shit can't keep happening.

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25

October

2011

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thekookiechan

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#12382

I don't generally like people let alone love them but I love someone desperately. He's all I can think about and all i want.
We were fuckbuddys for a while then he got his girlfriend back, I didn't think I'd mind. I never expected or wanted anything he wasnt prepared to give. Until he told me he would've liked to be my boyfriend, two days before his ex asked him back. So now he sees me as the only friend he can talk to about how he really feels inside and now I'm in a relationship with a man I cant stand and I'm using him for financial and personal stability, I rationalize my soulless using by reminding myself that he has no affection for me and wants only sex and good presentation and social skills in public

All I want is to be the love of the one I love.

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23

October

2011

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Kris

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#12376

My confession is that I just don't get what is with all these guys who whine and cry about how their wives/girlfriends/etc. don't give them sex. I have a simple policy - if you're not going to give it to me, someone else will. Especially when it's that bullshit of witholding sex as some kind of punishment or to try and get your way about something. That's crap, and if you want to play that game I have no problem calling up one of several people who won't mind some sexing. Sorry you have a headache honey, oh and I'm going to be a little late getting home from work tonight. No I'm not going to buy you that, oh so I get none until I do? No problem. I always get a laugh out of hearing stories from my friends about how just because the girl has a pussy they get this mystical power in the relationship. Man up, for christ sakes.

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16

October

2011

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#12328

whats the fucking story with shoe sizes? they dont actually give you any reference to what size you need. i currently own size 8 shoes, size 9 runners, size 10 shoes, and size 11 fuckin runners. so why do they bother writing any number on the fucking shoe. waste of fecking ink.its impossible to buy footwear online because you could end up with any size. i know diffeent companies want different fits for their shoes, but thats the most annoying part. their experts on the subject and dont deem it relevant that my foot does not change shape to suit their desires. i should be able to walk in to a shoe shop, and just say 'can i have these in a 10 please? im not going to even try them on, why would i try them on? im a size ten, not a big ten, not a small ten, just...a ten. and another thing.fuck acronyms. if anybody l.o.l.'s at this, im going to hunt you down, roll you up in a carpet and fuck you off a bridge. fuck you all.

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03

October

2011

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#12312

So what IF I'm white in a white society and have gotten an education and am heterosexual? None of that ZERO, NONE of that actually puts me at an advantage to anyone ELSE. Can't I still be marginalized by others? Can't I still be bullied, haven't I still been bullied and survived a whole lot of shit that's gone down in my life? So what if others have been broken about what's happened in their lives, am I a worse person just because I have survived it mentally more or less intact? Just because I'm not part of a minority automatically makes me 'privileged'? Fuck you, everyone who thinks America is a mirror of the world. Seriously, fuck you for that, because we're not you. We don't wanna be you. Fuck you for measuring us to your standards, just because you have your own truth doesn't mean it has to be ours as well.

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20

September

2011

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S

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#12302

Well its not really a confession but its something that has been bothering me for a long time. Recently i found a condom and video camera in my brothers closet as well as an ipod filled with porn. I didnt mean to look but it was just there. He is 27 years old and still lives at home with no job and no girlfriend so why would he need this. I got really scared when i saw this because i just felt uncomfortable. I didnt see what was in the camera but i took the memory card and smashed in pieces and threw it in the dumpster, i just panicked. The next day he was looking for it like crazy so whatever it was it was something he didnt want no one to see. Im just really creeped out by him, he has never done anything wrong that i know of but i am just creeped out by the fact he has a video camera like i wonder what he needs it for. I dont know it i should tell my other brother or my parents but i just feel like he might be doing something wrong. I cant sleep at night because i think of what he might be doing. I just really need some advice as to how to handle this.

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12

September

2011

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brotherperv

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#12295

Hey God- I dare you to let something good happen to me.

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07

September

2011

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1pissedbitch

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#12269

With all due respect (and I do mean WITH ALL DUE RESPECT), I think you're a douchebag. You're my step-sister's husband and all, but, I don't respect you as a person for marrying her after you knocked her up, and probably realized you couldn't possibly do better, because she's the hottest piece of ass you've ever tapped.

I can't believe your marriage has lasted 7 years, that we're still "family" and that I still have to see you in a monthly basis. I honestly disliked you since I saw you, not because I thought u were a bad guy, but because u are the epithamy of what I dislike in guys (and people, in general...) I might name these qualities so u get why I dislike u, ok, u clueless turd? Arrogance and Cockiness.

I am glad to say I don't get along with any of my step brothers or sisters, but they have somehow managed to get out of my life (and even better, out of my country) and do me that favor. Why aren't you in the military, like my little stepsister's husband? He even took her to Afghanistan! I think it's extremely romantic... that she could die out there... in her honeymoon... doing it... I meant fighting for our country!!! U'RE NO GOOD LIKE UR BROTHER-IN-LAW!!!! U SUCK BIG SAGGY BALLS, DUDE!!!

Why weren't u more like my stepbrother and his girlfriend (soon-to-be wife, who's-always-been soon-to-be) and move to other country to work on your "relationship" and raise your illegitimate daughter? U SEE, U GOOD FOR NOTHING!?! THEY THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX!!! I always thought my stepbrother's example was the best to follow, and the smartest.

Now that ur getting fat, and still working in Sales, it's only natural for you to fantasize about attending Law School while you still have to work to pay all your "student loans" in real life.

In your head, you always thought you were hot. In your head, you always thought you were smart. In your head, you made the right choices....

In real life, you weren't that hot, so someone settled for u. In real life, someone smarter than you scarred your mind and ego and made you feel dumb. In real life, right choices chose you. The things you didn't want to pursue, pursued you. I'm talking about Happiness, the most simple thing in the world. It's not a Law School degree, it's not money or prestige, it's not the car you drive or the clothes you wear.

I can see the hollowness in your eyes, even though everyone that surrounds you seems so happy...

With all due respect: U're an ASS****!!!!

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23

August

2011

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#12268

You haven't been in my life so you don't know how my anxiety works. You told me something that, to normal people, would just be another rumor, something to be forgotten. But it's going to torment me for days, maybe weeks or months to come. I'm going to wonder if I should quit my job. I'm going to hate it because I love my job, but the anxiety from what you told me about my boss is going to drive me mad. I'll never be able to look at my boss without wondering- is it true? I'm so mad at you right now. Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am. I can't afford to lose my job. I already can't pay my damn bills. AS though I didn't already have enough stress..... uuugh. I don't know what to do.

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23

August

2011

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Anxiety

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#12267

I hate it when you make me feel invisible.

I hate it when you trick me into loving you.

I hate it when you make me feel worthless.

I hate it when i say i love you, you say fuck you.

I hate it when you down grade me

I hate it when you dont care about how i feel.

I hate it when you choose everyone over me.

I hate it when you would black my eye.

I hate it when you cheated on me.

I hate it when you quit loving me.

I hate the fact that i almost had your baby.

I hate the fact that you did all these things to hurt me and i still love you till this day. You say you want me but you forgot to say you want her too??? I hate that you call me a piece of shit but then you say you want me, baby i love you , i need you. I guess you didnt need me want me when you got her preg. i wasnt your baby then i was jus the piece of shit you left on the floor.I love how you want me but i hate you.

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23

August

2011

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ihateihate

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#12200

Sometimes I don't know who I am, and that makes me feel like a sad sack of shit. I have tried to sit there and list my good qualities, but my list comes up blank. Am I just wasting my time? Why do I even bother?

And you. You know who you are. You made me feel like I was nothing compared to you. Fuck you.

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05

August

2011

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waitingg

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#12097

I sit everyday in the same job that requires no skill or input. I have two other jobs I need to move to start working- both of which pay much more than triple my current job. Im on contract and cannot leave the current one for two months, so instead im stuck, broke and to beat it all my GF doesnt do shit and won't get the hint that me not romancing, sexing or shopping or anything is my subliminal sign that i'm not interested.

my whole life has been a catastrophic mind fuck where the grass is always greener on the other side, but each time I get over there it moves again, and again. an idiot chasing his tail.

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16

June

2011

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hatemy

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#12096

Stop fucking dragging me on your dates. I'm not your fucking messenger ffs. You like them, you go. Not me. I don't belong there. Ffs, I'm the single one. Ask the others who are in relationships. Good fucking god.

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16

June

2011

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stopitplz

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#12095

I am so fucking mad at my daughter I could kill her and scream bloody murder and fucking slice open her fucking throat!!!!!! Of course I never would, but I had to say it somewhere or I'd go crazy, which I am sure I already am anyway so screw it all!!!!! I am so fucking angry - her behavior not only made her look like a fool, it made me a fucking fool too, and scared away all our friends and made me furious!!!! Why did she have to go and ruin everyone's good time??? Why does she have to behave like a fucking lunatic??? She's only fucking 8 years old for christ's sake! Why did her fucking asshole father have to leave when he did - and fuck up all our lives in the process??? He's a fucking idiot and I don't care if I do say it! He fucked us over and is a fucking wimp who needs to wipe his fucking ass on his face. [angry][angry]

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16

June

2011

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iamsomad

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#12047

I get to live through 3 widely-believed "apocalypses" in my life. Two have already happened.

1) Y2K. On New Years 1999/2000 everyone thought the computers would take over the world. People hid out in bunkers, man. Bunkers.

2) May 21st 2011- The Rapture. Enough said.

3) And last, but not least, 2012. I can't fucking wait for 2012, because even the people I know who make fun of Y2K and the Rapture still defend the "Mayan Prophecy." Really, you guys? THIS is the apocalypse that's real?

And I can tell my dad all these three stories, he'll say "that's bullshit! those people are crazy!" and then he'll talk to me about the Book of Revalations.

Now, I know we want to take everything on Earth to hell with us, but it's just not going to happen. In fact, scratch that. I don't even think we can destroy ourselves. It would have to be a pretty big nuclear war. We're like cockroaches.

Ok, so we may or may not be able to destroy ourselves. But the world? The world will be fine. There isn't going to be an End of the World. The World was here before we were and it'll be here when we're gone.

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03

June

2011

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apocapti

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#12002

Today was my anniversary with my boyfriend. He picked me up in a shitty mood. Why? Because he didnt eat. Why? He 'didnt have any good food at his house'. So he acted like a little bitch about choosing to not eat until we got to the resteraunt he wanted to go to, then he got worse. It was packed so he parked at closest parking spot (Which was on the other end of the lot because it was SOOO PACKED) We walked in and then he pulled me right back out. He didnt make reservations so we would have been waiting for an hour or two.... So we went to Apple Bees. Yeah, seriously. We had to wait 15 minutes anyway. Then when we sat down to eat he couldnt wait to order and didnt give me a chance to really look at the menu before he ordered drinks, an appitizer, and his food. So I choose really quickly and kinda regretted it. As soon as the lady put cheese sticks in front of him his face lit up and he went psycho batshit on those poor things. So when he got his food he decided he didnt want to eat it because it was too buttery. Then he tried my food and complained that I ordered better food. I offered to switch, insisted is more like it. He wouldnt trade but he still continued to bitch. Then when we got the bill he acted suprised that it was just about $40. I mean come on. $15x2 for Main dishes, $8 for appetizer, $2 in drinks... It makes sense, dont act so fucking cheap. I almost never let him pay because he is ALWAYS bitching about never making his money last long enough... The ONE time he pays it has to be a HUGE deal. Anyway...Then we go to a movie theater and there isnt anything good and new that playing so we decided to see a movie that I have already seen but really wanted to see again and he hasnt seen yet. The next one didnt start for another hour and a half so wesaid we were going to just go walk around nearby stores. That didnt happen. He just started driving around his parents neighborhood, in the next town over. So then we picked up something for his sister there 'to waste time' and then went back to the movie theater. Then he said "Its not that you're not worth it, I just dont want to spend any more money.." Wtf? Are you kidding me? I told him to bring me home and he took that as 'lets go hang out at my place until my ma kicks you out'. We went back to my house and watched some stupid TV show that I dont even like that we 'have' to watch EVERY SINGLE TIME WE HANG OUT. Its just soo annoying... Then he fell asleep and I couldnt get him to wake up and leave. I bet today he is going to be bitching about not getting enough sleep because he stayed so late at my house...Im so aggitated but I know when I see him tomorrow everything will just blow over and all will be good. Argh, he is just such an asshole sometimes though....men...

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29

May

2011

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