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#11866

Im 6'4, 300lbs, about as manly as they come. but for some reason i like to jam out to Fergi's Glamorous Life....im so gay. =/

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May

2011

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#11859

Monday, on the bus, Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" came on.

I airdrummed.

People looked at me strangely.

P.S. I'm straight.

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April

2011

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supomin

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#11796

Sometimes when I'm walking behind someone (friend or family) with something that could be a weapon (scissors or knife) I start wondering what would happen if I were to trip and stab them. I start making a list in my head of what I would have to do ( check for pulse, call 911, get towels to stop bleeding, try to convince police that it was an accident, etc). It is always an accident when I imagine it. But I am starting to wonder how many times I can plan an accident before it's not an accident anymore

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April

2011

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emboguema

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#11791

One time when I stayed over at my girlfriends house, I got up and realized I didn't have any clean underwear to put on for work, so she gave me a pair of hers. They weren't that comfortable but all day I kept thinking about how I was wearing my girlfriends underwear and nobody knew it. Towards the end of the day I was in the can taking a waz, and one of my co-workers came in and stood next to me so I turned to him and said " Gee, I can't WAIT to get home and take off my girlfriends underwear!" we both had a good laugh. But I really meant it.

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10

April

2011

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Runesc

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#11790

I am terrified of jellyfish. I get scared by just notion of the horrible things. I did get viciously stunned when I was about ten by a giant one while spear fishing, but I don't think that's really the root of it. It may just be that I don't understand how a creature without a brain can achieve locomotion. For God sakes, where's it going? It can' see and food or any predators! They're just always undulating, trailing those damned razor wires behind them, constantly gorging themselves in a microbiotic banquet. They don't care what they kill. They're just out to KILL!

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10

April

2011

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Drurllera

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#11788

i went home to visit my family and when i was checking my email on my mom's computer a link to an interracial dating site came up. turns out my mom is trolling for black guys (she's white) that wasn't it. i passed by her room and saw a red dvd case next to her tv stand so i had to look and it was an interracial gangbang movie (one of the gangland series).

for some strange reason i've always been into interracial porn, think its in our blood?

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10

April

2011

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embedlyWamy

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#11773

I'm fairly positive I'm bisexual. I've only been in one relationship that lasted far too long, and thats with a guy. I've never been with a girl. I haven't told anyone this. I don't want to because I don't want to be so predictable.

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April

2011

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Preodsbed

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#11767

when i meet people, i tend to play up the sides of me that i believe will attract them most. whether it's brains (not zombie brains!), nerdiness, wistful thinking, or sexual stuff, or really anything that they appear to be attracted to. the problem is, i don't know how to just be me. it's hard to stop. i have a sick need for people to like me.

even worse is the fact that i met someone amazing, someone i thought i could be myself for. the person brought great things out of me, made me feel worthwhile. i felt like there was some connection- we finished eachother's sentences in less than 4 days.

in the first place, it needed to stop because the person was taken. but the person found out about my tendencies and is really hurt. i don't know what to do. i need to stop talking to the person either way because it can't ever happen, but i don't know how to make it up and maybe maintain a friendship.

you know who you are.

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April

2011

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Getuity

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#11756

I think I've got a crush on a gay man. We were flirting quite heavily recently but I'm about 95% certain he prefers guys.

The same night, I also flirted with a guy who is married.

In our defense, we'd all had quite a lot to drink but the conversation got hot & heavy very quickly. Also the married guy was asking if I wanted to find out what he wore underneath his kilt!

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April

2011

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Drurllera

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#11751

I've masturbated since I was four.

I think that I was abused by my mother's boyfriend and thats how I found out about it. I have vague memories about a man touching a little girl's chest & that little girl looks like me.

Now I masturbate several times a day, even at times & places where it's inconvenient. I'm compelled to.

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April

2011

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GetnuaseGuity

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#11749

I was married for almost seven years. I've been single for almost five. I've come to the conclusion that I'm gay and have come out to my closest friends.

I'd come out to the fazed community, but you're some of the most intolerant motherfuckers I've ever known frequent this place. I have begun telling some of my closest fazer friends, however.

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April

2011

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hexia

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#11732

I don't know why but I find men with handicaps to be really sexy. Sometimes I feel bad about it because I tend to stare at them and I think they are thinking I am looking at them because I feel sorry for them but I actually find them attractive.

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31

March

2011

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INCOFFOSCISTE

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#11715

I am happily married with two step-kids and grandkids.

Yet whenever I am home alone, I put on women's lingerie and wish that a man would come over and bend me over and use me like a woman.

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26

March

2011

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frewe

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#11712

when i herd about all those solders dying in Iran from IED blasts... i thought "how is buirth control going to kill someone?"

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25

March

2011

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Infityboino

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#11710

Three of my friends died in a car crash last week. I was consoling the girlfriend of one and we ended up having sex.

I don't feel the least bit guilty

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25

March

2011

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jeannamar

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#11707

When my 9-month-old baby won't stop screaming at 2am, i know why animals eat their young.

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24

March

2011

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Slagmanaiff

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#11700

When I was a kid, my sister caught me wanking it to Dr. Who.

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22

March

2011

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oxiniassy

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#11689

Ok I met this amazing guy online. We talked on the phone and I felt myself really falling for him. There was just one problem - I didn't know what he looked like. So of course I made sure not to commit before we met. We met today and I am not physically attracted to him. We had an argument about this before and he called me shallow for counting physical beauty. Ok, let me just say I do not put ALL the emphasis on looks. Though I will not be seeing him again because he completely turns me off. Everytime he comes close, I move away as if repelled. He's telling me that physical beauty should not matter - only inner. And that because I let it matter, I am shallow. I do not think of myself as shallow. But I guess I am if I won't date a guy because of how he looks. He doesn't know how I feel and I didn't have the heart to tell him so I will make up a lie about another guy to let him down easier. Do you think I'm shallow for not dating someone that I find physically revolting?

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14

March

2011

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Attiniwhotwem

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#11686

My confession is I'm a secret crossdresser.. I'm addicted to it.. In some ways I cant understand this behaviour. Im not one of those guys he feel they have been born the wrong gender. I'm not really gay as such (although when I'm dressed I have some rather um.. bi fantasies (for fututre confession possibly)). And tht it, I regularly throw a way all female clothes I buy.. but then the need to go and buy and wear comes back.

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March

2011

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esemespod

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#11679

Hi I am currently 15 but I know I should be grateful because so many people love little old me in this world but some how my life feels empty. I am permantly depressed, while my friends just tell me it's hormonal. But I know for a fact it isn't since I have been down in the dumps for a period of time that has felt like forever. I am always contemplating suicide an always thinking whether or not drugs will better my life! I have dropped in grades, bunk frequently and find it hard to be the old me! Anyone else who feels like this or knows how to cheer up the pessimistic me, comments will be appreciated

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11

March

2011

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ovsostov

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