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#10948

I lied to a bunch of 6 year olds about having a BF.

Good one!!! (185)

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August

2010

by:

Lonely_Girl

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#10944

I was having an exceptionally hard time trying to move on from a certain guy. I went to visit my grandma and she asked me if I had I BF. I told her that I didn't. As I hugged her goodbye she told me the next time I come over I had better have a BF and that he'd better be white.

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August

2010

by:

Anonymous

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#10943

my friends were all sharing sweet things their BFs had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day" I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure."

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August

2010

by:

86145

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#10939

my BF broke up with me right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location just so I could be with him.

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August

2010

by:

crystalpistol

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#10933

I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago who since then has been watching my perfectly normal BF in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old.

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August

2010

by:

wtf

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#10924

one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my BF kissing only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my BF as her son as she is embarrassed of my real brother.

Good one!!! (272)

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August

2010

by:

incestastic

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#10920

I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend who works at the same store to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible.

Good one!!! (542)

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August

2010

by:

irresponsible

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#10919

my bestfriend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me.

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August

2010

by:

Anonymous

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#10917

my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us.

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August

2010

by:

Chad

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Love

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#10912

I decided to propose to my girlfriend by putting the ring in the popcorn when we went to see her favourite movie. I got engrossed in the movie and forgot. I shited some popcorn in my mouth and started choking.

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August

2010

by:

chacceee

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#10905

my girlfriend of 2 years decided that we both should make Eharmony accounts to see if we are perfectly matched for each other. She is now looking for a guy named Jeff because he was her number one match.

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August

2010

by:

ohyeah

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#10900

my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my BF's about his grandmother dying. He doesn't believe it wasn't me and shited me for being "an insensitive bitch."

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August

2010

by:

Anonymous

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#10897

my BF learned how to play the song 'Brown-Eyed Girl' on guitar as part of my anniversary surprise. I have green eyes.

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August

2010

by:

aquadanc3r

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#10894

my husband of 3 years who I have a 1 year old daughter with told me he wants a divorce but who knows maybe in the future we can "date."

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August

2010

by:

starley

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#10891

I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother.

Good one!!! (252)

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August

2010

by:

brother love

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#10867

I asked my BF what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room.

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August

2010

by:

gutsforme

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#10865

I was shited by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me.

Good one!!! (512)

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August

2010

by:

sadface

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#10863

I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going.

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August

2010

by:

mobile

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#10861

my aunt got married in a gas station.

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August

2010

by:

Unknown

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#10857

my BF complimented me by saying I have curves like a tennis ball. Thanks Baby.

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August

2010

by:

kari

Category:

Love

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